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LIFE GOES FLACCID FOR SETH ROGAN'S ZACK when he breaks the bank with his impulse purchase of the “Fleshlight."
Of course, we all know that Zack and Miri Make A Porno is Kevin Smith’s new comedy starring Rogan and Elizabeth Banks as lifelong friends who’ve hit hard times and decide their ticket out is to make a porn flick.
The platonic roommates’ financial fix grows even harder after Zack impulsively purchases the “male masturbator” that you too can have for just $59.95 from Amazon. But $60 is a lot of bank when you’re running on empty.
Fast forward to these losers’ high school reunion where Miri works like a pitbull in lipstick to get laid by a former crush. What she doesn’t know is the former jock is the lover of a hardcore gay porn star whom Zack chats up. Then --flash and inspiration! Zack thinks if this fuck can make porn, surely anyone can. The confluence of desperation and inspiration lead he and Miri to decide to dick flick.
What ensues is some of the most offensive and memorable moments in recent cinema, including an important PSA about the contraindications of anal sex and constipation.
The film is hysterical! It’s offensive! It’s rude! I give it eight penises out of 10. But before you make any purchases, remember the cautionary words straight from Zack's mouth: the Fleshlight feels like "fucking a flashlight."
Nathan Israileff is a sarcastic, cynical, loveable provocateur who lives in HelLA
Posted November 19, 2008
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