"Juicy" Joe Giudice Popped For Borrowing Brother's Identity
FAKE ID CHARGES? Isn't Joe Giudice a little old to get busted for something underage kids do?
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EYE SPIES
Trouble In Smushville? "Juicy" Joe Giudice Nabbed With "Hot Blonde"
THOUGH Teresa Giudice has vehemently denied that her husband Joe has cheated, it looks like Tre's now got reason to believe the rumors. In Touch Weekly reported that Joe -- or as Teresa so lovingly calls him "Juicy Joe" -- was seen at a hotel with a "hot blonde" a few weeks ago.
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November 03, 2011
Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reunion: Three Against One
THE LADIES SHARPENED THEIR CLAWS ON LAST SUNDAY'S Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special. But the fur flew last night as Teresa hissed and scratched to defend herself against Caroline, Melissa and Kathy.
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October 24, 2011
GEOGRAPHY LESSONS
What's Next For The Meatballs? Taking Stock Of Jersey Shore's GuIdos & Guidettes
SINCE RECENTLY WRAPPING SEASON FIVE OF Jersey Shore, America's favorite party animals show no signs of slowing down. And it looks like they'll need to keep up the drama if they don't want a drop in ratings like they saw in season four.
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October 23, 2011
DENIAL EQUAL LYING
Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap: A Whirlwind Of Stupid
IS TERESA GUIDICE THE NEW DANIELLE STAUB?
It's time for the claws to come out in part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special, and right off the bat we hear Jacqueline can't even look at Teresa. Is that why Jacqueline isn't there?
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October 17, 2011
AUTHENTIC ITALIAN
Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale: Overdone
JUST WHEN EVERYTHING SEEMED TO BE GOING SWELL between the Gorgas and Teresa, the new cookbook stirs up enough drama for Caroline to question her friendship with Teresa.
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October 10, 2011
MEAT HEADS
Carnage On Display: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap
By Karen MalmquistA STAR IS BORN! This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa finally performs her single, On Display (On Display, On Display). But first, it's back to Punta Kana, where it's time to reflect on the recent Team Teresa/ Team Kathy verbal smack-down. And where Joe Gorga exposes himself. Twice.
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October 03, 2011
DOOMED
A Tale Of A Fateful Trip: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Shore Recap
THIS NIGHT WE FIND THE ladies and their husbands getting ready to go to the Dominican Republic. Melissa's packing a questionably skimpy bathing suit, but Teresa thinks she's going to be the best looking thing on the beach. Looks like it's gonna be a scantily-clad showdown below the Equator!
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September 19, 2011
HORRORS
Insidious Is In The House! A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY DECIDE TO HALF-ASS A CHARITY 5K. But before any running begins, Teresa needs to unload after seeing her brother at her book signing.
As Caroline and Jacqueline pull up to the Manzo house, they find Teresa sitting in her car primping. The three ladies go inside and discuss the book signing. Caroline tells Teresa to call Melissa. When she does, they talk over each other about the texting war between their husbands.
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September 12, 2011
STIRRING UP SHIT
The 'Indgredientses' To A Family Feud: A Real House Of New Jersey Recap
WITH THE SPARKLY HOLIDAYS BEHIND US, DARK FAMILIAL DRAMA HAS RESUMED ON THE Real Housewives Of New Jersey.
Not surprisingly, it has to do with Joe Giudice and his big, sloppy mouth. But first…
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August 29, 2011
MEANING IS MISSING
The Kids Are Not All Right: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap
THE NEVER-ENDING HOLIDAYS ARE FINALLY OVER FOR THE Real Housewives of New Jersey. For Teresa, now's time to get the family back on their feet. The Giudices all get together to take family photos for Teresa’s new cookbook, Fabulicious.
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August 15, 2011
HARPIES
Resolutely Disagreeable: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap
CHRISTMAS IS FINALLY PAST for The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and it's now time for the ladies to ring in the New Year. The Manzos are getting ready to throw the annual New Year's Eve bash at the Brownstone, and there will be no fighting, under any circumstances. Of course, with all the families being invited to the event, anything can happen. And by anything, I mean even the biggest Teresa fans may side with Melissa and Kathy after this episode.
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August 08, 2011
The Longest Christmas: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap
ARE WE THERE YET?
Do you know how the stores are now skipping Thanksgiving and putting up Christmas decorations right after Halloween? You know, to tap into your emotions by blurring sentiment with spending? So by the day after Christmas you're sick and bloated from debt and delusion?
Welcome to The Real Housewives of New Joisey, where this holiday season has lingered longer than a bad case of mono.
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August 01, 2011
REALITY MONDAY
Christmas Presents Pain: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap
WHO SHOWS UP TO A CHRISTMAS PARTY WITH A BODYGUARD? Kim G. of course, who joins the ranks of Lil Wayne, Suge Knight, and Justin Bieber by bringing her own security to the Gorga family Christmas party.
We're back where we left off: At the Gorga Christmas party, where Kim G. is still, well, existing, and everyone has decided to dance and drink the tension away.
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July 25, 2011
MAKING SPIRITS FIGHT
The "G" Stands For Grinch: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap
TERESA GIUDICE CAN REALLY IDENTIFY WITH ANGELINA JOLIE. Makes sense, right?
After asking Joe when all the stuff in the press regarding their bankruptcy will end, she says that she really knows how Mr. and Mrs. Pitt must feel. Not sure what she means by that, but …moving on.
Melissa decorates the Christmas tree while Joe watches, and he asks her who's coming to their upcoming party. She tells him that everyone they know is coming, including the Giudices. I really want "everyone" to exclude Kim G., but thanks to the constant commercials throughout the past week, I must brace for crap storm ahead.
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July 18, 2011
HO HO HO
Have Yourself A Very Martha Christmas: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap
IT'S GUIIDO CHRISTMAS IN HOBOKEN!
As Caroline and her kids are getting her sons' apartment ready for Christmas, are she sends the boys on a hunt for a feathered Christmas tree. Greg, Chris and Ablie's roommate and best friend, put on his best "guido voice" and starts making some phone calls.
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July 11, 2011
ROUGH PLAY
'You Dirty Slut': A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap
WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW! ON THIS WEEK'S Real Housewives of New Jersey” Teresa and Co. head to Joe's family cabin for a nice relaxing weekend away from the stresses of everyday suburban life. Well, relaxing for a Guidice affair.
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June 27, 2011
GROW UP
Get Your Big Girl Panties On: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap
THE EXHAUSTING GUIDICE-GORGA FAMILY FEUD FINALLY COMES TO A HEAD… KIND OF. On this week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey, Teresa meets face-to-face with her brother Joe to discuss their troubled relationship, and then prepares for what the world only hopes is the last confrontation between these divided families.
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June 20, 2011
REACHING
A Star Is Born: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap
TONIGHT'S REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY IS SUPPOSED TO BE HEARTWARMING, with the Gorgas swallowing their pride to attend a Guidice-filled event. Instead, we witnessed the birth of the franchise's newest "pop star"!
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June 13, 2011
TALKING TURKEY
A Bird Gives Thanks: A Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap
AFTER WEEKS OF FIGHTING AND FAMILY DRAMA, IT'S TIME for a (somewhat) relaxing Thanksgiving on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The ladies are all preparing their extensive meals for the big day. Teresa’s not too keen on the idea of picking out which live turkey she wants to eat, and after staring deeply into the soul of the scared turkey shivering in the butcher’s arms, she and Joe pick one that was killed the day before.
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June 07, 2011
STILL STEWING
'Ingredientses' To A Family Feud: A Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap
WITH NO YELLING OR HAIR-PULLING ON THIS WEEK'S REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY, LOOKS LIKE THE Gorga-Guidice feud may have finally reached a turning point. If Joe Gorga can finally get over himself.
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