PREVIOUSLY, TERRY CALLED ALEXIS A PHONY, SLADE EMBARRASSED HEATHER by trying to buy Gretchen a fake diamond ring, Tamra pursued her own business and Briana readVicki with two snaps, and mother did not like it one bit.
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WHERE WERE WE? OH, RIGHT:
BRIANA'S MARRIED (!!!), LEAVING HER MOTHER ROYALLY PISSED. Alexis wasted money on a hosting coach, Gretchen confessed she doesn't want to get married, Tamra downsized her boobs, and while Vicki's love tank is full, everyone else thinks her boyfriend Brooks is full of shit.
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GRETCHEN'S LAS VEGAS PERFORMANCE WAS SO AMAZINGLY BAD THAT IT WAS ON THE SOUP! Ha. What was it host Joel McHale said? "Instead of Fever someone should have given her pitch, rhythm or any small semblance of shame." I love Joel McHale.
Speaking of shameless housewives, Vicki's lingerie shopping with Tamra. We're here for a bra fitting for Tamra's new little titties. What the hell, Vicki decides to have one too. Tamra appreciates having some girl time with Vicki because, she tells us, any free time she has is spent with Brooks. When the saleswoman tells her she's a 32 D and Vicki's told she's an FF, Tamra wonders if she's using the metric table. She insists her new tiny tits can't be big ole Ds. But the bra fits. And she likes it. When Vicki comes out of the dressing room she admires her tits as well. Nothing like a good bra fitting.
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OH GRETCHEN, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT! I love ya, babe, but although Alexis prayed with you backstage, you don't stand a prayer once you get on stage.
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WE'RE IN LOVELY DANA POINT, CALIF., where Alexis's housecleaning is interrupted by a visit from Gretchen. After entering, they hug and Gretchen tells Alexis she's just come from a business meeting. Alexis has invited her over to critique her Fox 5 gig. Gretchen then nonchalantly mentions that she was asked to do the Fox 5 job before Alexis. You can feel the air in the room change and get thick. Alexis's face freezes and she's speechless. She asks us, "Who says that?" And… she has a point.
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TONIGHT, WE GO GLAMPING!
But first, we visit a recovering Tamra's modest little house with Vicki. She doesn't bring a gift because she says she was at work and just decided to drop by to tell her how small her boobs are now. Vicki tells us she just doesn't understand why anyone in Orange County would want itty bitty titties while Tamra lets us know that she thinks Vicki's just jealous.
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AT HEATHER'S OCEANFRONT MANSION, SHE'S CUTTING UP FRUIT AND CHOOSING WINE WHEN Tamra knocks on her massive front door for a visit.
Tamra praises Heather's mud run skills while Heather tells us the two have a lot in common. With a subtext that Tamra's more common.
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ON THE PREVIOUSLIES, Tamra's going for smaller boobs, Gretchen didn’t have Alexis' back at the ‘80s party, my baby Brianna got her thyroid removed and is worried she has cancer, Alexis got a new nose and Vicki wants her own helicopter.
This week, Heather's turning her man into a style icon. She's tired of his doctor/scrub look. They shop at a store that is so luxurious I wouldn't dare visit, I’d be afraid I'd knock something over. The couch they park themselves on looks like it costs $20,000. This is no Jos. S. Bank, buy 1 get 2 free.
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TAMRA'S RUSHING TO HER PLASTIC SURGEON'S OFFICE. Tired of being just a boobalicious babe, she's decided to have her implants removed. She says she doesn't need them anymore to define who she is. Has she been watching Judge Judy, who would tell her in a minute it's not what's on your chest but in your head that counts.
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THERE'S NOTHING MORE FUN THAN HANGING OUT WITH A BUNCH OF DRUNKS IN NEON HEADBANDS AND LEG WARMERS. Why is Tamra having this party, again? Oh right, as a stage for a showdown between Gretchen and Vicki.
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY MORNING IN THE O.C. AND Gretchen and Slade are still where we left them last week, in the car.
She's again surprised when he tells her he's always wanted to be a stand-up comedian. He says the stresses of the world disappear when he's on stage. Gretchen thinks he needs to focus (read: get a real job) and leave her out of his wacky dreams and schemes.
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HAVE YOU CLEANED UP FROM LAST WEEK'S PAINTING PARTY? I have. So now we can continue to watch Alexis seethe and display her pussface as Heather displays more of her authentically FABULOUS life as a former actress/singer married to a rich plastic surgeon. Whew!
Tamra visits Vicki for breakfast and immediately asks why she didn't say bye to her at the party.
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TAMRA AND EDDIE WALK STONEFACED ALONG THE STREETS OF CATALINA, still pissed with each other. Vicki wonders if the couples will eat together. She thought her antics with Eddie were funny and is really surprised it escalated into an argument so fast.
In a corner, Tamra still whines. Eddie seriously, once again, tells her he and Vicki are just friends but putting another guy's hand on your boob is pretty foul. He finally apologizes. Which is what Tamra wanted but doesn't deserve.
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TONIGHT, AT VICKI'S DINNER PARTY, Peggy will see Alexis for the first time in five months. Not since the reunion, where Alexis found out that Peggy had dated her husband Jim, and he shocked the room by calling Peggy a crazy stalker!! Will there be a confrontation? What else is a Housewife dinner party for?
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WE'RE 42 MILES SOUTH AND AN HOUR AWAY FROM BEVERLY HILLS and the houses in Orange County, while opulent, are a lot smaller.
This season opens with clips of previous jealousies, new loves, old breakups and of course, the epic fights -- between Tamra and Gretchen, Tamra and Jeanna, Peggy and Alexis, Don and Vicki.
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THE LADIES DIDN'T EVEN PRETEND TO PLAY NICE IN ROUND ONE BUT THE CLAWS COME OUT IN ROUND TWO. MEOW.
Read Discord Porn: The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion, Part 1.
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WE BEGIN THE REUNION WITH ANDY ASKING ALEXIS IF SHE KNOWS WHAT COUTURE IS. She claims it's handmade clothing made with high end fabric. Kinda, but couture is made by couturiers. I know couturiers and Alexis doesn't do couture. How can you do anything without getting your hands dirty? And Alexis doesn't want to break a nail.
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MY MOUTH'S STILL AGOG FROM LAST WEEK.
It's unbelievable that Gretchen thinks Vicki got sick on purpose in order to divert attention from Alexis' fashion show to herself. Who does stuff like that? Who thinks like that? Does she think Vicki has Munchhausen by Proxy For Housewives? Or is she just the "rude, insensitive bitch" Tamra called her last week?
Vicki just had ulcers, no cancer, thank you jebus. Well, maybe not just. She had five of them. Vicki does nothing halfway.
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