MIND YOUR MANNERS

Real Housewives Of Orange County: Rules Of Boob Grabs, Sex Toys & Menus

TAMRA AND EDDIE WALK STONEFACED ALONG THE STREETS OF CATALINA, still pissed with each other. Vicki wonders if the couples will eat together. She thought her antics with Eddie were funny and is really surprised it escalated into an argument so fast.

In a corner, Tamra still whines. Eddie seriously, once again, tells her he and Vicki are just friends but putting another guy's hand on your boob is pretty foul. He finally apologizes. Which is what Tamra wanted but doesn't deserve.

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February 22, 2012

GOING SOUTH

Real Housewives Of Orange County: Lick It, Slam It, Suck It

TONIGHT, AT VICKI'S DINNER PARTY, Peggy will see Alexis for the first time in five months. Not since the reunion, where Alexis found out that Peggy had dated her husband Jim, and he shocked the room by calling Peggy a crazy stalker!! Will there be a confrontation? What else is a Housewife dinner party for?

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February 15, 2012

WELCOME BACK

Real Housewives Of Orange County: Broken Butt Cheek Syndrome

WE'RE 42 MILES SOUTH AND AN HOUR AWAY FROM BEVERLY HILLS and the houses in Orange County, while opulent, are a lot smaller.

This season opens with clips of previous jealousies, new loves, old breakups and of course, the epic fights -- between Tamra and Gretchen, Tamra and Jeanna, Peggy and Alexis, Don and Vicki.

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February 08, 2012

Bitchfest Extraordinaire: The Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion, Part 2

THE LADIES DIDN'T EVEN PRETEND TO PLAY NICE IN ROUND ONE BUT THE CLAWS COME OUT IN ROUND TWO. MEOW.

Read Discord Porn: The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion, Part 1.

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June 16, 2011

STIRRING SHRIFT

Discord Porn: The Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion, Part 1

WE BEGIN THE REUNION WITH ANDY ASKING ALEXIS IF SHE KNOWS WHAT COUTURE IS. She claims it's handmade clothing made with high end fabric. Kinda, but couture is made by couturiers. I know couturiers and Alexis doesn't do couture. How can you do anything without getting your hands dirty? And Alexis doesn't want to break a nail.

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June 15, 2011

BAD ENDINGS

Munchhausen By Proxy For Housewives: The Real Housewives Of Orange County Finale

MY MOUTH'S STILL AGOG FROM LAST WEEK.

It's unbelievable that Gretchen thinks Vicki got sick on purpose in order to divert attention from Alexis' fashion show to herself. Who does stuff like that? Who thinks like that? Does she think Vicki has Munchhausen by Proxy For Housewives? Or is she just the "rude, insensitive bitch" Tamra called her last week?

Vicki just had ulcers, no cancer, thank you jebus. Well, maybe not just. She had five of them. Vicki does nothing halfway.

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June 08, 2011