Pippa Casts A Spell Over 'Hogwarts' Owner George Percy

PIPPA, THE COMMONER SISTER OF CATHERINE, DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE, is back in a serious relationship with longtime pal George Percy, whose father is one of the richest men in Britain.

Percy, 27, will someday be the Duke of Northumberland and inherit $400 million. Plus, he's got a touch of magic as his family's Alnwick Castle was used as the setting for Hogwarts in Harry Potter movies. ]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/has_pippa_cast_a_spell_over_ho.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/has_pippa_cast_a_spell_over_ho.html Buzz Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:24:08 -0600 BORDERLINE

Is A Desperate Demi Moore Manipulating Ashton Kutcher?

THE SOURCE SAID "BUT."

When the news broke that Demi Moore was hospitalized for seizure after "smoking something" like incense, her estranged hubby Ashton Kutcher was partying at a Brazilian club with a full beer and a bevy of beauties."

Naturally, the world's wags watched to see if Kutcher would weigh in on her health scare, or maybe even fly to her side.

Instead, a source told People magazine: "Ashton is deeply concerned for Demi. He still cares about her and wants the best for her. But their marriage is ending and they are both moving on with their lives." ]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/is_demi_manipulating_ashton.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/is_demi_manipulating_ashton.html Buzz Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:38:57 -0600 ASNINE

Does Drake Deserve A 'Bum' Rap For Practice Video?

CANADIAN RAPPER DRAKE HAS JUST RELEASED a controversial video called Paradise from his new release Practice featuring the well-endowed bum of Kyra Chaois. ]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/does_drake_deserves_a_bum_rap.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/does_drake_deserves_a_bum_rap.html Music Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:44:47 -0600 ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE

Jersey Shore: Free Range Peeing

VINNY'S BACK! Deena's over the moon excited to have her soul back, and Pauly's excited to have his boyfriend back. So precious. ]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/jersey_shore_its_my_party_i_ca.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/jersey_shore_its_my_party_i_ca.html Jersey Shore Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:36:17 -0600 CRAZY'S CALCULUS

New Book Claims Courtney Love Killed Pets, Set Bed On Fire

YOU NEED A LICENSE TO DRIVE. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO BEING A MOTHER, all it takes is a ho with her legs wide open.

Take Courtney Love, for instance. ]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/new_book_claims_courtney_love.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/new_book_claims_courtney_love.html Buzz Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:13:58 -0600

Glittter Bomb Adds Desperately Needed Sparkle To Mitt Romney Campaign

REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL MITT ROMNEY was glitter bombed in Eagan, Minn. Wednesday by a protester.

The bomber, identified as Robert Erickson, added sparkle to Romney's otherwise drab and heartless personality.

UPDATE: Erickson is also known as Nick Espinosa, who wrote Wednesday on his Facebook page: "Today was a good day for #glitter. Much [love] for all the support ya'll! Glitter on!"]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/glittter_bomb_adds_desperately.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/glittter_bomb_adds_desperately.html News Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:37:20 -0600 REAL DRAMA POTENTIAL

New Couple Alert: Madonna Ex Carlos Leon Hooks Up With Kelly Bensimon?

WAGS REPORT THAT MADONNA'S BABY DADDY Carlos Leon is now dating the crazy former crazy (but not formerly crazy) Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon. ]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/new_couple_alert_madonna_ex_ca.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/new_couple_alert_madonna_ex_ca.html Buzz Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:16:25 -0600 HOKUM

Snooki Dashes Tabloid Dreams By Denying She's Pregnant

IS JERSEY SHORE MEATBALL SNOOKI PREGNANT OR DID SHE EAT A PICKLE?

Star magazine reports that the spitfire is expecting after she tweeted she felt sick and was having food cravings. "She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family," an alleged "insider" tells the mag.]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/snooki_dashes_tabloid_dreams_b.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/snooki_dashes_tabloid_dreams_b.html Jersey Shore Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:34:45 -0600 CONNIVING

Stephen Colbert Launches Republican Twitter Attack To #PrepareThem

STILL BITTER OVER HIS BRUISING PRIMARY LOSS IN SOUTH CAROLINA, ONCE-REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE STEPHEN COLBERT LAUNCHED AN ATTACK ON THE PARTY'S frontrunners last night on Twitter.

On his television show last night, Colbert showed a clip of the Massachusetts Republican insisting that "a competitive primary does not divide us, it prepares us." Then, using Mitt Romney's own words to cover his duplicitious scheme, he launched a plot to advance the party's internecine bloodbath. ]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/stephen_colbert_launches_twitt.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/stephen_colbert_launches_twitt.html Politics Thu, 02 Feb 2012 07:04:35 -0600 SLUT SHAMING
Credit: GossipSauce

Joan River Outs Betty White As Former Pot-Smoking 'Slut'

JOAN RIVERS FESSES THAT SHE USED TO GET STONED WITH 90-YEAR-OLD ACTRESS BETTY WHITE back when she worked the comedy club circuit.

"She was some slut then," Joan tells HuffPo jokingly.]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/joan_river_outs_betty_white_as.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/joan_river_outs_betty_white_as.html Celebrities Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:47:17 -0600 READING BETWEEN THE LINES
Credit: LIFE

What Prince Harry Really Meant When He Spoke About His Grandparents

PRINCE HARRY GAVE A RARE INTERVIEW TO BRITISH BROADCASTER Andrew Marr during which he paid tribute to his grandparents, Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip. ]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/what_prince_harry_really_meant.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/what_prince_harry_really_meant.html Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:11:54 -0600 LAME
Credit: Money Records

Hypocrites: BET Bans Nicki Minaj's 'Stupid Hoe'

THE SAME CABLE CHANNEL THAT GAVE DOG ABUSER AND FOOTBAL PLAYER MikeVick the Sportsman of the Year award has suddenly refused to air Nicki Minaj's latest video Stupid Hoe.

]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/bet_bans_nicki_minahs_stupid_h.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/bet_bans_nicki_minahs_stupid_h.html Buzz Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:16:51 -0600 TRUE COLORS

Did Marlo Hampton Just Slur Her Way Out Of A Gig?

AS IF HER RAP SHEET WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, the latest wannabe Real Housewife of Atlanta just burned a bridge that no amount of sass can rebuild.

One of the most questionable figures on Bravo, Marlo Hampton committed the ultimate no-no on Sunday's episode.]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/did_marlo_hampton_just_slur_he.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/02/did_marlo_hampton_just_slur_he.html RHOA Wed, 01 Feb 2012 07:46:09 -0600

AVERTING DISASTER

The World Can Rest: Cher Is Not Dead

WHAT A SICK WORLD WE LIVE IN! A Twitter hoaxster spread the rumor that the iconic Cher had died, setting off pandemonium in Tweetville. Even the lying liar Kim Kardashian retweeted the lie.

Fox Picks Fight With "Left-Wing" Muppets; Muppets Win

IF YOU HAD ANY DOUBT THAT FOX NEWS WOULD PICK A FIGHT WITH ANYONE OR ANYTHING THEY CONSIDER LIBERAL, YOU GOT YOUR ANSWER when Fox Business News blasted the Muppets for being part of the left-wing conspiracy to destroy America.

The evidence: a puppet named "Tex Richman" depicting a greedy oilman in the the latest Muppets movie. ]]> http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/01/fox_picks_fight_with_leftwing.html http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2012/01/fox_picks_fight_with_leftwing.html Ephemera Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:44:19 -0600