ROYAL RUMORS

Pippa Casts A Spell Over 'Hogwarts' Owner George Percy

PIPPA, THE COMMONER SISTER OF CATHERINE, DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE, is back in a serious relationship with longtime pal George Percy, whose father is one of the richest men in Britain.

Percy, 27, will someday be the Duke of Northumberland and inherit $400 million. Plus, he's got a touch of magic as his family's Alnwick Castle was used as the setting for Hogwarts in Harry Potter movies.

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February 04, 2012

BORDERLINE

Is A Desperate Demi Moore Manipulating Ashton Kutcher?

THE SOURCE SAID "BUT."

When the news broke that Demi Moore was hospitalized for seizure after "smoking something" like incense, her estranged hubby Ashton Kutcher was partying at a Brazilian club with a full beer and a bevy of beauties."

Naturally, the world's wags watched to see if Kutcher would weigh in on her health scare, or maybe even fly to her side.

Instead, a source told People magazine: "Ashton is deeply concerned for Demi. He still cares about her and wants the best for her. But their marriage is ending and they are both moving on with their lives."

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February 03, 2012

CRAZY'S CALCULUS

New Book Claims Courtney Love Killed Pets, Set Bed On Fire

YOU NEED A LICENSE TO DRIVE. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO BEING A MOTHER, all it takes is a ho with her legs wide open.

Take Courtney Love, for instance.

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February 02, 2012

REAL DRAMA POTENTIAL

New Couple Alert: Madonna Ex Carlos Leon Hooks Up With Kelly Bensimon?

WAGS REPORT THAT MADONNA'S BABY DADDY Carlos Leon is now dating the crazy former crazy (but not formerly crazy) Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon.

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HOKUM

Snooki Dashes Tabloid Dreams By Denying She's Pregnant

IS JERSEY SHORE MEATBALL SNOOKI PREGNANT OR DID SHE EAT A PICKLE?

Star magazine reports that the spitfire is expecting after she tweeted she felt sick and was having food cravings. "She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family," an alleged "insider" tells the mag.

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LAME

Hypocrites: BET Bans Nicki Minaj's 'Stupid Hoe'

THE SAME CABLE CHANNEL THAT GAVE DOG ABUSER AND FOOTBAL PLAYER MikeVick the Sportsman of the Year award has suddenly refused to air Nicki Minaj's latest video Stupid Hoe.

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February 01, 2012

SPILLING SECRETS

Christina Aguilera Has A Dripping Disaster

THERE'S NEW BUZZ ABOUT Christina Aguilera's burlesque outing at Etta James funeral last Saturday. Wags are agog about everything from her 'Secretary Porn' outfit to her overkill performance. And now comes new speculation: what was that brown liquid that dripped down her right her leg while she sang James' signature song, At Last?

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January 30, 2012

PREGAME SHOW

Here's David Beckham's Hard Sell For H&M Tidy Whities

SUNDAY'S SUPERBOWL PARTY ON NBC PROMISES SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY: Madonna at halftime, Ferris Bueller for the Generation Xers and now -- a near-naked David Beckham for the girlfriends and wives.

L.A.'s Galaxy's taut tatooed midfielder flexes near-naked in a commercial for Swedish clothier H&M as The Animals' 1965 hit Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood.

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PROMISES TO KEEP

Brangelina's Kids Are Pressuring Them To Put A Ring On It

BRADD PITT ADMITS HE WANTS TO MARRY LONG-TIME GIRLFRIEND Angelina Jolie soon despite once declaring the couple would not wed until gay marriage is legalized in the US.

In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Pitt says making that final commitment means a lot to his brood of six.

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OPEN SECRETS

Brad Pitt & Angelina Have A Google Privacy Problem

BRAD PITT AND HIS LONGTIME LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE have a mutual understanding when it comes to their kids’ cyber education: the famous parents of Maddox, Zahara , Shiloh, Pax, Knox and Vivienne told the German Magazine Bild that they've blocked their names on Google.

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CRASS ACT

Christina Aguilera Goes Burlesque At Etta James' Funeral

THE LATE ETTA JAMES WAS HONORED WITH A ROUSING FUNERAL Saturday at the Greater Bethany Community Church City of Refuge in Gardena, Calif.

Instead of Beyonce -- who portrayed James' in the movie Cadillac Records -- Christina Aguilera was chosen to sing Etta’s famous song At Last.

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January 29, 2012

TAKE THE DAY OFF

Bueller? Bueller? Honda?

COULD MATTHEW BRODERICK BE REPRISING HIS ROLE AS Ferris Bueller in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Broderick's not talking, but a video leaked on to YouTube raises the question.

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SPICY

Was Demi Moore Smoking Synthetic Pot When She Seized?

LATE MONDAY SOMEONE CALLED 911 FOR DEMI MOORE BECAUSE SHE REPORTEDLY INHALED TOO MUCH NITRO-OXIDE.

Nitro what?

Then the story changed today on TMZ and read: "She smoked something…not marijuana but it's similar to incense."

Excuse me? Get your derrieres out of your heads, people! Demi probably smoked the new synthetic pot called "Spice."

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January 27, 2012

ISN'T SHE SPECIAL

More Proof (Wink) Blue Ivy's The Illuminati: Oprah's Her God Mom

WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT THE DIVINE OPRAH has reportedly been chosen to be the godmother of Beyonce and Jay-Z's bundle of joy, baby Blue Ivy Carter. Who knew that the power couple was that close to her? Oh, that's right: the Illuminati is supposed to be a secret.

Update: Oprah's BFF swears her benefactor isn't Blue Ivy's god mom.

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MAKE IT WORK

Tim Gunn's Admission: A Cry For Help?

I WAS ALL LIKE STFU! AFTER TIM GUNN CONFESSED he's been fallow in the bedroom for 29 years. The Project Runway pacesetter epitomizes polish and charm. And he's a bonafide celebrity after serving nine years as mentor to fashion designers on the cable series hosted by Heidi Klum. He's even guest-starred as himself in episodes of Gossip Girl and How I Met Your Mother. On top of all that he's trim and handsome to boot. You just know sexual opportunity knocks.

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January 26, 2012

Tabloids Hit The 'Motherload?' The Buzz Is Jen Aniston's Pregnant

AS RUMORS GO THIS ONE'S THE MOTHER LODE: JENNIFER ANISTON IS REPORTEDLY PREGNANT. Prepare for the tabloid onslaught.

Everybody's favorite Mrs. Lonelyhearts, always detoured on love's highway, showed up at screening for HBO's Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory with a swollen belly. (And no, it was not the kind you get from being starving thin or suffering a bad case of gas.) For now, at least, Jen appears happily stuck at the hip with beau Justin Theroux whom she started dating last May, even plunking down $21 million for an 8,500-square-foot Mid-Century Modern mansion in Ooh La La Bel-Air, Calif. to reportedly nest with him.

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January 25, 2012

ADDICTED TO LOVE?

Demi's Trip To Rehab Boosts Last Year's Tabloid Rumors

MONTHS AFTER TABLOIDS AND GOSSIPS HINTED THAT Demi Moore's drug use was contributing to her marital problems, TMZ reports that the heartbroken star is being treated for "substance abuse" after being rushed to the hospital last night.

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January 24, 2012

CHOOSING LOVE

Cynthia Nixon Enflames "Gay" Debate

THE QUESTION COULD BE STRAIGHT OUT of a Carrie Bradshaw column from Sex And The City: Are people born homosexual -- or do they choose to be gay?

The debate has raged for decades, with gay rights advocates contending that the question insults homosexuals and plays into the hands of conservatives and religious fundamentalists. Now actress Cynthia Nixon, who played Miranda on the hit HBO series, has provoked another round of debate by telling the New York Times in a profile that she "choose" to be gay.

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I SPY

Kate Moss Promotes Stalking In New "Mango" Ad Campaign

KATE MOSS PROMOTES STALKING IN A NEW AD CAMPAIGN FOR BRITISH CLOTHIER MANGO. The campaign was shot by reknown fashion-pornographer Terry Richardson. The clothes are meh, the score is awful, but Kate still can swish at 38.

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GRIEVING

Seal Speaks Out Eloquently About His Divorce From Heidi Klum

THEY MADE LOVE LOOK EASY. Now Heidi Klulm and Seal are doing the same for divorce.

Just days after TMZ broke the news and the couple confirmed it with a statement, the singer-songwriter Seal has spoken publicly about his separation from his wife of six years to TV hosts Ellen DeGeneres and Tavis Smiley. He acknowledged that both are "grieving" over the loss.

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Project Runaway: Heidi Klum & Seal Are Divorcing

LET THE BAD PUNS FLY! RUMOR IS THAT MODEL HEIDI KLUM AND HER HUSBAND SEAL ARE DIVORCING. I guess they couldn't make it work. Is Seal 'in or out' of the house? Hello, divorce court, auf wiedersehen, marriage!

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January 21, 2012

WELCOME BACK

American Idol Doesn't Miss A Beat On 11th Season Premier

STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! It's been a decade since American Idol debuted, and besides being the gold standard in reality singing competitions, what helps keep the show ahead of the pack is its never-ending supply of madness.

Really, what other show has late night hosts creating segments called "Steven Tyler's Creepy Leer of the Night"

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January 19, 2012

GOSSIP TO GO GO

Love Celebrity Style: Rihanna Plays With Fire, Jennifer Lopez Indulges Her 'Passion' & Angelina Procreates Again?

RIHANNA LOVES THE WAY IT HURTS, JENNIFER LOPEZ RETWEETS SWEET NOTHINGS, AND BRANGELINA BIRTHS ANOTHER PREGNANCY RUMOR. It's hump day for Love Celebrity Style.

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January 18, 2012

QUEEN

Angelina Jolie Stars As The Evil Queen On The Golden Globes Red Carpet

HERE'S ANGELINA JOLIE GIVING HER PUBLIC A SNEAK VIEW OF THE performance she gives every day in her dressing room.

"Mirror, mirror, who's the fairest of them all?, she haughtily whispers.

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January 17, 2012

Don't Call 'Blue Ivy' Bitch -- Call Her A Brand Of Weed

THE OLD JAY-Z WOULD FIND THIS SWAGGERIFIC; THE NEW JAY-Z, PERHAPS NOT: TMZ reports that medicinal pot shops in California have dubbed a new strain of cannibis 'OG Blue Ivy' on honor of the hip hop master's new daughter.

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HE BLUFFED US

Ricky Gervais Pulls A Bait & Switch

RICKY GERVAIS PULLED THE OL' SWITCH AND BAIT: He promised prime ribbing but instead served cheap cuts.

"Phew! Thank fuck that's over," Gervais wrote in his first post-Golden Globes blog post.

Peewww is more like it.

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January 16, 2012

MORE FODDER TO SELL

Who's Khloe's Daddy? Bruce Loves Cross-Dressing? It's Hard Keeping Up With The Kardashians

FINALLY! The Kardashians are catching some headlines! Although it's been speculated (and harshly joked about) for years, new allegations about Khloe's paternity have surfaced -- as well new claims of Bruce Jenner's cross-dressing -- and this time they come from former Kardashians.

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January 11, 2012

WTF

Whack Wednesday: Blue Ivy's Swag, Joran Van Der Sloot's Fake Remorse & Justin Timberlake's Treachery

IN CASE YOU ERRANTLY THOUGHT THAT Beyonce and Jay-Z would downplay the birth of daughter Blue Ivy Carter, here's some more news about Jesus' cool new baby sister: Turns out Blue's living better in her first week of life than you have in all your years. Girlfriend is drooling and shitting all over a $3,000 Lucite crib. Will be chillin' three times daily in a $15,000 Swarovski-studded high chair. Waiting to learn how to sit up so she can ride her $600,000 rocking horse.

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SELLING ILLUSION

And Now For Some Eye Candy: Katie Holmes' Shills For H. Stern

OH, LA LA! LOOK AT SULTRY KATIE HOLMES' SUGGESTING THAT YOU TOO, CAN LOOK FABULOUS. Especially if you wear the right jewelry.

Tom Cruise's better half appears provocatively in print ads running in Israel for the jeweler H. Stern. The ads depict the actress wearing a come-hither stare, a tiny bikini and tasteful jewels. And she's killing it. Salivate over a few more shots inside.

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STARGAZING

Destiny's Child: What Blue Ivy's Horoscope Says About Her

OYE, SO WE KNOW JAY-Z ISN'T KIDDING WHEN HE ALLUDES TO THE ''THRONE." Jigga man's really letting his entitlement fly now that the child of destiny's child's arrived.

A new rap song, $1.3 million spent to turn a hospital wing into a private party, celebrity shout-outs on Twitter. And all to celebrate the arrival of Blue Ivy, whose name is also speculated to further glorify hip hop's reigning couple.

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January 09, 2012

DIFFERENT STROKES

Backlash Against Elin Nordegren For Razing $12 Million House

FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME, THE RICH ARE DIFFERENT FROM YOU AND ME. Latest case in point: Elin Nordegren's razing of a $12 million dollar house in North Palm Beach, Florida.

Tiger's ex purchased the 9,000 square foot home after pocketing a rumored $100 million from her divorce. And reports are she's planning to build her "dream" house on the lot. But she might consider building it behind steel walls because the masses are fuming after seeing the massive home she tore down. A short story on Yahoo has generated 37,600 comments in 15 hours, many of them from 99 percenters seething at the obvious wastefulness.

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January 06, 2012

FLAMMABLE MATERIAL

Alert The Authorities: Arsonist Ricky Gervais Is Unleashed

PUT THE FIREHOUSE ON STANDBY: RICKY GERVAIS WILL BE INCENDIARY as host of the upcoming Golden Globes.

The cutthroat comic tells Matt Lauer that he's contractually permitted to be no holds barred for this year's awards ceremony, which airs Sunday, Jan. 15.

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"Human Barbie" Turns 7-Year-Old Daughter Into Frankenstein: Promises Her Lipo & Implants

SHE'S CALLED THE "HUMAN BARBIE," BUT SARAH BURGE proves more monstrous than human by giving her seven-year-old daughter a voucher for Christmas for future liposuction.

"She asks for surgery all the time,'' Burge told the British tabloid "Closer of her daughter, Poppy.

Check out "Barbie To Get New Plastic Friends: The Kardashian Sisters!"

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January 05, 2012

Dem Lovebirds Need Your Prayers: Mariah Tweets Nick's In Hospital

DEM LOVEBIRDS NEED YOUR PRAYERS: Mrs. Nick Cannon has tweeted that her husband Nick is hospitalized for "mild kidney failure."

The Glitter singer tweeted a a photo of herself laying beside Cannon in a hospital room in Aspen, Colo. where the fun-loving couple were vacationing. Word came late Wednesday that the host of America's Got Talent was being transferred to a Los Angeles hospital.

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January 04, 2012

PLASTIC FANTASTIC

Barbie To Get New Plastic Friends: The Kardashian Sisters!

MATTEL'S PRETERNATURALLY ENDOWED BARBIE IS GETTING NEW FAKE FRIENDS: US Weekly reports that the famous busty airheads will make their plasticity official when they are sold as Barbie's new BFFS.

Read Human Barbie Turns 7-Year-Old Daughter Into Frankenstein: Promises Her Lipo & Implants.

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The "Love Doctor" Weighs In On Katy Perry-Russell Brand Bustup

THE WEB THREW UP A COLLECTIVE SIGH WHEN NEWS BROKE THAT Katy Perry and Russell Brand were tossing in the towel on their 14-month marriage.

"I can't believe Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting a divorce,'' tweeted fan Votz Appening at@TeamDirection. "They were so perfect for one another. I no longer have hope."

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GEEK DREAM

iCon: Chinese Firm Molds Steve Jobs Into Creepy Action Figure

ATTENTION MAC FREAKS: still missing your leader, the inimitable Mr. Steve Jobs? Well, if you line up now, you can immortalize him with a Steve Jobs action figure replete with black turtleneck, Levi jeans, New Balance sneaks, glasses and three sets of hands.

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January 03, 2012

Yet Another Sign The End Is Near? Rupert Murdoch Joins Twitter

HAPPY 2012, PEOPLE. Now that we've traded holiday decorations for Mayan calendars and Y2K survival gear to prepare for the end of the world as we know it, here's further evidence: Rupert Murdoch is trying to join the human race on Twitter.

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MAZEL T--

On The Bright Side, Brandi Glanville's Fake Wedding Lasted Longer Than Justin Bieber Make-Pretend Sex

WHAT KIND OF RANDY SKANK IS Brandi Glanville?

The divorced "Real" Housewife decided to pull a Britney and wed a friend. No, no flashing of vajayjays.

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IRRECONCILABLE

What Caused Katy Perry's Divorce Firework? She's Too Young To Have Babies

DESPITE FAME AND FORTUNE, KATY PERRY AND RUSSELL BRAND COULDN'T PUT THEIR PRETTY LITTLE HEADS TOGETHER TO MAKE THINGS WORK BETWEEN THEM. Instead, they just knocked heads -- about her partying and his hunger for having babies now, according to the Daily Mail.

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January 02, 2012

'TIL DISAGREEMENT DO PART

So Much For The 'Wicked' Lying Web: Katy Perry & Russell Brand Are Kaput

MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO KISSING GIRLS: Katy Perry and Russell Brand are divorcing just 14 months after marrying in an over-the-top ceremony inside an Indian tiger reserve.

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December 30, 2011

THE FUTURE MRS. JORDAN

Yvette Prieto: Fierce

YVETTE PRIETO MUST BE ONE FIERCE BITCH BEAUTY TO SNARE ONE OF THE best playas of all time, and I'm not just talking about b-ball.

The Cuban model with the megawatt smile became engaged to the Chicago Bulls legend over the weekend, according to WCNC in Charlotte. The two were reportedly celebrating their engagement on a yacht in the French Riviera but a spokesperson denied that claim.

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December 29, 2011

GOSSIP TO GO GO

Love Celebrity Style: Is Ashton Trying To Hurt Demi? Katy Kicks Russell To The Curb & Steve Tyler Gifts Engagement Rock

IS ASHTON KUTCHER TRYING TO HURT DEMI?

The Hollywood pretty boy -- emphasis on the developmentally-arrested "boy" -- has been making a point of being photographed with various women, none of whom have the apparent beauty or grace of his soon-to-be-ex-wife.

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December 28, 2011

OCCUPY LIFE

Whack Wednesday: Beyonce's On Baby Watch, Kanye Looks Eastward & Rachel Uchitel Drops News

HOLD THE BEDAZZLED iPHONES, FOLKS. Beyonce is said to be delivering her babyonce any second now, in NYC's St. Luke's Roosevelt Hospital.

Yep, the same one where Alicia Keys popped out baby Egypt last year with ill-gotten hubby Swizz Beats. It's going down, people, so place your bets: will the baby diva's first wailing tantrum go double or triple platinum?

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ABOUT FACE

Sinead O'Connor Pulls A Kardashian: Dumps Hubby After 16 Days Of Marriage

AFTER SEVEN HOURS AND 16 DAYS, SINEAD O'CONNOR'S TAKEN HER LOVE AWAY. The tempetuous Irish songtress has tossed aside her fourth husband Barry Herridge after marrying in a pink Cadillac in a Las Vegas drive-through chapel on Dec. 8. She says she's doing it for love.

"I had for reasons u will all understand, wished to keep this private but have been told today it is to be leaked in the next few days despite my best efforts," O'Connor wrote on her blog yesterday. "So I must now leak it myself so as the record is straight."

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December 27, 2011

DO YOU BELIEBE NOW?

Justin Bieber Gifts Childhood Homey With Convertible Mustang

VRROOOM, VRROOOM, JUSTIN BIEBER SURE IS FLY. He gave a childhood friend a badass white Mustang with a black convertible top.

"Justin got me a present. #swag!!!,'' tweeted Ryan Butler, 17.

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December 26, 2011

GOSSIP TO GO GO

Love Celebrity Style: Matthew McConaughey Pops The Question, Robert DeNiro Is 'Pop' Again & Mel Gibson Pays For His Passion

BREAK OUT THE POT AND BONGOS! Matthew McConaughey has popped the question to his baby momma Camila Alves. "Just asked Camila to marry me, #MerryChristmas," McConaughey tweeted yesterday as well as sharing a snapshot of the two kissing. But it was a case of putting the cart before the horse: the couple have been together for five years and have two children: Levi, 3 and Vida, 23 months.

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GOSSIP TO GO GO

Love Celebrity Style: Leo Snares New Model, Ryan Takes Blake Home For Holidays, Is Kimmy K. Lusting After Kobe?

LEO DICAPRIO ADDS ANOTHER MODEL'S SNATCH TO HIS BEDPOST. Ryan Reynolds takes Blake Lively home to meet the parents. And Kim Kardashian wants to help Kobe Bryant ...rebound from divorce? Today's love celebrity style wishes you a ho-ho-ho merry Christmas.

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December 23, 2011

KETTLE & POT

Phony Tareq Salahi Calls Out Runaway Wife For Being Phony

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONE HALF OF A GRIFTER COUPLE FALLS IN LOVE with a rock star and runs away? All the juice gets spilled.

Newly minted cuckold Tareq Salahi tells the Huffington Post that his wife Michaele is a noted liar who lies about everything.

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Ashton "Raw Dog" Kutcher Parties With Meine Fräulein In Berlin

A HUNDRED DOLLARS SAYS IT TAKES ABOUT 18 MONTHS before some party girl sues Ashton Kutcher for paternity.

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December 22, 2011

"Juicy" Joe Giudice Popped For Borrowing Brother's Identity

FAKE ID CHARGES? Isn't Joe Giudice a little old to get busted for something underage kids do?

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Whack Wednesday: Jessica Biel, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna

ARE ON-AGAIN, OF-AGAIN COUPLE JUSTIN TIMBERLANE AND JESSICA BIEL actually engaged? Seems all signs point to yes.

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December 21, 2011

CRIME PAYS

Conman Defrauds $7 Million From Eddie Murphy's Ex

TROY STRATOS' GOAL WAS AS CLEAR AS THE PRETTY ON HIS FACE. The accused conman's "highest" aim was making "sure that the life he lives is as far from ordinary as he can manage," he boasted on his personal website.

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CREATIVE FRICTION

How's Ray J. Gonna React To The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West Rumors?

WORD ON THE TABLOID STREETS IS HIP HOP IMPRESARIO KANYE WEST IS AGAIN COURTING the nearly divorced Kardashian, Kim.

Buzz about the two "boning" was high last January after Kim's sister, Khloe, confirmed that they were seeing each other. Then last week the two were spotted exchanging spit at a Jay-Z concert afterparty, provoking some to speculate about America's future "most hated" celebrity couple.

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December 19, 2011

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW

Britney Buzz: Jason Trawick Puts A Ring On It

A THIRD WALK DOWN THE AISLE IS IN BRITNEY'S FUTURE, FOLKS.

Turns out Ms. Spears'guy Jason Trawick's has been spotted ring shopping all over Malibu, most notably at Tiffany and Harry Winston. As Liz proved, diamonds are a girl's best friend, after all.

And now Us confirms the news: "This is something they've both wanted for a long time," says a source. "It's a way to cement their family. They're both extremely happy and can't wait to become man and wife." The couple will reportedly celebrate the news in Las Vegas this weekend.

BritBrit herself hinted at the news when she tweeted this morning: "OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I've been waiting for. Can't wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo."

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December 16, 2011

THIS DECISION RATES A 10

Jock Shock: Howard Stern Joins America's Got Talent

TV STANDARDS REALLY HAVE FALLEN TO A NEW LOW: Howard Stern is joining the judging panel of America's Got Talent.

The shock jock will join Simon Cowell's prime-time talent show next spring while continuing to do his SiriusXM Satellite radio program.

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December 15, 2011

REFLECTED GLITTER

Though Shalt Covet Thy Dead Celebrity's Jewels: Elizabeth Taylor Auction Breaks Records

WHAT BECOMES A LEGEND MOST? A dead Hollywood superstar whose jewels rival those of royals.

Even in death, Elizabeth Taylor dazzles: an auction last night in Manhattan of 80 of her most spectacular pieces of jewelry brought in a record-breaking $116 million -- more than double the amount reached previously for a single collection. "It's one of the most extraordinary auctions that Christie's has ever had and a testament to the affection for Elizabeth Taylor worldwide," Christie's Chairman Marc Porter told the New York Post.

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December 14, 2011

GOSSIP TO GO GO

Love Celebrity Style: Aston Kutcher Flirts With Lea Michele, Katie Couric Dumps Beau & Angelina Waxes On 'Family'

ASHTON KUTCHER DECLINES A NEW YEAR'S INVITE FROM Lea Michele. Katie Couric's split from younger beau Brooks Perlin is called "inevitable." And Angelina Jolie waxes poetic again Brad just in time for her directorial debut in The Land Of Blood And Honey. Today's love celebrity style can't commit.

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December 13, 2011

ULTIMATE BLING

See The Pictures: Elizabeth Taylor's Legendary Jewels At Auction

THE HOITY TOITY AND HIGH ALMIGHTLY WILL DESCEND ON CHRISTIE'S IN MANHATTAN TONIGHT AS 80 OF THE FINEST PIECES IN ELIZABETH TAYLOR'S JEWELRY COLLECTION will be auctioned off.

Dubbed "The Legendary Jewels," the collection encompasses the best of the best of some 1,200 pieces of jewelry the Hollywood star amassed over her lifetime. It includes a 33.19 carat rectangular-cut diamond gifted to her Richard Burton that is expected to sell for as much as $3.5 million; a 19th century diamond Tiara gifted to her by her third husband, Mike Todd; and an enamel and gold flag necklace by Bulgari that is expected to sell for as little as $8,000.

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TOUCHE

Roger That: Alec Baldwin Really Believes American Owes Him Apology

ALEC BALDWIN TOOK ON THE FAUX PERSONA OF AMERICAN AIRLINES CAPT. STEVE ROGERS on Saturday Night Live to apologize to himself for getting kicked off a flight last Tuesday.

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December 12, 2011

SCORE

Kris Humphries Puts In Smooth But Somber Appearance On GMA

DID YOU CATCH KRIS HUMPHRIES ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA YESTERDAY? That dude came off smooth as creamy peanut butter. Of course, peanut butter only gets that way after being pummeled into paste.

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December 10, 2011

PLAY ACTING

Scout Willis Displays Her Cheeky Side In Amateur Production

SCOUT LARUE WILLIS makes her pop culture debut in a contrived production that shows off her cheeky side.

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December 09, 2011

STAR QUALITY

Adele: Billboard's Woman Of The Year

SHE DOESN'T NEED RAW MEAT DRESSES OR shocking pink tresses to command attention: All Adele has to do is open her mouth and roar raw emotion.

The 23-year-old British songstress has been stealing thunder all year long from pop music's reigning princesses. And she's done it without schlock gimmicks and on the merits of pure, irrepressible talent.

Today the singer made music history by becoming the first woman to top Billboard's 200 Album chart for 21, the Hot 100 song chart for Rolling in the Deep and the Top Artists chart in the same year -- culminating in Billboard naming her "Artist Of the Year."

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IRONIC?

Villain Kris Humphries To Soon Be Chillin' In His 'Man Cave'

BY NOW KRIS HUMPHRIES must be looking for a hole to hide in, somewhere we can he dump his clothes on the floor without hearing his whiny neat freak of a wife complain. DIY Network is on the job!

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December 08, 2011

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

70s Singer & Balladeer Dobie Gray Dies at 71

DOBIE GRAY'S SOUL IS FREE NOW.

Born Lawrence Darrow Brown into a family of sharecroppers in Texas, Gray gained fame with the popularity of his 1973 hit Drift Away, a soulful ballad that plumbed the ecstasies of getting lost in music.

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December 07, 2011

Jay-Z Decoded: Georgetown University Offers Class On Jigga

JIGGA MAN HAS JOINED AN ELITE ALUM OF RAPPERS with college courses devoted entirely to their work.

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CASHING IN

Whack Wednesday: Amanda Knox, Amy Winehouse, Tom Cruise

LIKE EVERY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN WHO SPENDS MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES in a court of law, Amanda Knox is shopping for a book deal.

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FREUDIAN SLIP

Did Kourtney's Anal Discharge Make Scott's Eyes Bleed?

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN'S baby daddy must have been traumatized last week [as we were] after witnessing on Kourtney & Kim Take New York his crackpot girlfriend ooze anal discharge on the bed shared by Kim and her temporary tool, Kris Humphries.

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December 03, 2011

GOSSIP TO GO GO

Love Celebrity Style: Guy Ritchie Goes Soppy, Anne Hathaway Gets Engaged & Kris Humphries Is Floored

GUY RITCHIE DOES NOT REGRET HIS SOAP OPERA MARRIAGE TO MADONNA. Anne Hathaway promises her hand in marriage --again. And Kris Humphries is shocked, shocked! at his cad portrayal in Kimmy Kardashian's reality TV show. Today's Love Celebrity Style is a rollercoaster.

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November 30, 2011

REVELATORY

My Week With Marilyn: A Luminous Love Story

STANDING TALL ON CHICAGO'S MAGNIFICENT MILE IS A STATUE OF one of the United States' most iconic movie stars. The young blonde teasingly holds down her infamous white dress in a losing battle with a gust of air: a larger-than-life Marilyn Monroe.

But a much more human Monroe is on display in My Week With Marilyn, a poignant new film based on British filmmaker Colin Clark's relationship with the screen star while working as an assistant director for Laurence Olivier's The Prince & The Showgirl in 1957.

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November 29, 2011

'REALITY' THREATENS

Kourtney & Kim Take New York: The Marriage Plot Thickens

A FAMOUS SOUTHERN TRUE CRIME AUTHOR once summed up being married this way to me: All you do is sit around and listen to each other fart. That was 20 years ago and Wikipedia informs that he's still married to the same woman, which means they've endured an awful lot of bad smells over the years.

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November 28, 2011

WTF

The Butts Of Jokes: Jennifer Lopez & The Transsexual "Doctor"

OOOH, I LOVE IT WHEN FAKE BITCHES get exposed for being fake.

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November 24, 2011

FREESTYLE SHOWDOWN!

How Jay-Z Can Redeem Street Cred After Grab At "Occupy" Profits

WHAT DO SCROOGE McDUCK, RICHIE RICH, MR. BURNS AND RAP MOGUL JAY-Z HAVE IN COMMON? An aversion to sharing -- if the the totem pole sculpture created by media whore and American sculptor extraordinaire Daniel Edwards is any indication.

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November 23, 2011

GHOST IN THE MEDIA MACHINE

Her Father's Daughter: Frances Bean Cobain

IF COURTNEY LOVE FLIPS THE BIRD AND STORMS OFFSTAGE WHEN A concertgoer waves a photo of her dead husband at her, what must she do when she looks into her estranged daughter's face?

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GOSSIP TO GO GO

Love Celebrity Style: Kim Kardashian Fights Back, Justin Bieber Stands Tall, Kate Gosselin Pulls... Up?

KIM KARDASHIAN'S BOOTY WAS THE BUTT OF "FAT" JOKES by Kris Humphries. Justin Bieber could teach Kris lessons in how to treat his lady loves -- as well as any lying, conniving hos that cross his path. And self-lover Kate Gosselin gets her smooth on. Today's love American style is righting wrongs and seeking revenge.

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November 22, 2011

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE

Witnesses Come Forward 30 Years Too Late To Avenge Natalie Wood

THE GOOD THAT'LL COME FROM REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION into Natalie Wood's mysterious murder death is that her estate might rake in a few more dollars. 'Cause it's doubtful the query's outcome will end any differently than it did 30 years ago.

As CBS prepares to air its hour on enduring Hollywood mysteries, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department says it will revisit Wood's 1981 death based on statements by the captain of the Splendour from which Wood fell and drowned. And now a second witness claims she heard a woman crying for help the night Wood died. The glamorous star's death made headlines and provoked whispered speculation that she was a victim of foul play.

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November 21, 2011

GIRLS RULE

And The Winners Are....The AMA Scorecard

THE COOL KIDS AND THE BEAUTIFULS converged in Los Angeles last night to celebrate the 2011 American Music Awards. Kanye must have been apoplectic 'cause that sneaky coquette Taylor Swift won for Artist Of The Year, Best Country Female Artist and Best Country Album for Speak Now. The night's prizes brings to 10 the number of AMA awards collected by the 21-year-old performer.

The night's other top prize winner was Adele, who bagged awards for Best Adult Contemporary Artist, Best Pop/Rock Female, and Best Pop/Rock Album for 21. She was unable to attend because she's recovering from surgery on her vocal chords.

Nicki Minaj won for Best Rap/Hip-Hop Artist and Best Rap/Hip-Hop Album for Pink Friday. "There's so much love in this room," she cooed her thanks. And Katy Perry took him a Special Achievement award.

The full list of winners at the jump.

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SEXY THIS

Stephen Colbert Is No Fan Of "Horse In A Wig" Bradley Cooper

LIKE FANS OF RYAN GOSLING, SOMETHING ABOUT BRADLEY COOPER RUBS Stephen Colbert the wrong way. The TV satirist takes aim at People magazine for anointing Cooper 2011's Sexiest Man Of The Year. "Sexy, please?,'' snorts Colbert.

"Is that a man or did a horse take a dump in a wig factory?"

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November 18, 2011

UNCOUPLING

Today's Hot News: Two Ways Out Of Marriage

JUST AS DEMI MOORE ANNOUNCES SHE'S THROWING ASHTON KUTCHER OVERBOARD, along comes the reopening of the mysterious death of actress Natalie Wood 30 years ago on the 55-foot yacht Splendor.

Moore, 49, made it official: she's divorcing Kutcher after tabloid reports outed him for raw dogging it with some dumb blonde partygirl. It's sad news because even blind people could see that Demi was totally smitten with the user.

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FOREBODING HEADLINES

Is Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Kim Richards Getting Played?

IMAY BE SHOWING MY AGE, BUT WHEN I WAS 11, among kid stars, Kim Richards was the shit.

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November 17, 2011

IRONIC

Did The Fitch Pinch The Sitch? Mike Sorrentino Says So & Sues

THE SITCH IS SUING THE FITCH!

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame is suing clothier Abercrombie & Fitch for illegally profiting off his name.

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RIPPING OFF PRETENSE

Hollywood Hair-Raising: Ricky Gervais Is Back Hosting Golden Globes

THE HAIRS ON THE NECKS OF COLLECTIVE HOLLYWOOD are quaking: Ricky Gervais is back!

The comic who cuts just below the stratum corneum returns to host his third consecutive Golden Globes Awards on Jan. 15, 2012.

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OUTLOOK NOT GOOD

Whack Wednesday: Kardashians Face Catastrophe, Kat Von D Repents & Don Draper Goes...Gray?

THE WORLD IS REVOLTING AGAINST ALL THINGS KARDASHIAN thanks to Kim's over-the-top wedding and ridiculous express-lane divorce.

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November 16, 2011

EVIL IN DISGUISE

Julia Roberts's A Snarky Mean Queen In Mirror, Mirror

SHE WAS ONCE CONSIDERED THE FAIREST IN THE LAND, but Julia Roberts has never been revered for her acting chops.

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LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOYS

Love Celebrity Style: Brad Pitt, Kris Humphries, Justin Bieber

BRAD PITT DOESN'T KNOW, DOESN'T KNOW, DOESN'T KNOW IF HE'LL FATHER MORE BABIES. Kris Humphries has a case of the sads. And Justin Bieber is off the hook for Mariah Yeater's baby. Wednesday's gossip is overwrought with emotion.

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THE CAPTAIN & COMMANDO

Will Harry & Pippa Do The Rumpy Pumpy? Some Brits Keep Fingers Crossed

THE C OF E AND ITS IS MINIONS ARE CHUFFED TO BITS about the possibility of Prince "Hot Ginge" Harry and Pippa Middleton, she of the Island's most famous derriere, doing the rumpy pumpy together.

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November 15, 2011

TOLD YA SO

Kat Von D Treasures The Hard Lessons She Learned From Cheating Dog Jesse James

YOU MEET A MAN. HE'S GOT TATTOOS. You've got tattoes. He's got a reality show. You've got a reality show. (And a wife, but never mind.) You think it's kismet! You fall in love!

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November 14, 2011

THE REALITY BITES

PR Agent's Charge Of Kardashian Sham Marriage Pulls Back Curtain On "Reality" TV

THE SIMULACRUM STAR KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE SUM OF FANTASIES stirred by the mixologists we call 'producers.' Just pour maudlin, add salty tears, shake in shock, a dash of beauty and -- viola! -- here's a Molotov cocktail of emotion. Which sums up most "reality TV" shows, including Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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November 13, 2011

GOO GOO, GAA GAA

Love Celebrity Style: Katy Perry, Mariah Carey & Kim Kardashian Talk Babies

NEITHER PUKE NOR POOP NOR POP CAREERS can tame primordial urges. So let's hear three pop princesses reveal the good, the bad and ugly of baby lust.

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November 11, 2011

THE BUTT OF JOKES

Kim Kardashian's Sham Marriage Makes A Catchy Country Tune

IT'S OFFICIAL: KIM KARDASHIAN'S EARLY ABORTED MARRIAGE is the stuff of overwrought Country love songs.

If Saturday Night Live's cutting spoof of the reality star's divorce wasn't proof enough that shame has darkened the house of Kardansia, then check out last night's skewering on the Country Music Awards by Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood and Modern Family star Eric Stonestreet.

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November 10, 2011

AN ACCOUNTING

Ex Cop Spied On Prince William, 152 Notables, For Murdoch Newspaper

PRINCE WILLIAM TOPS THE LIST OF CELEBRITIES WHO WERE SPIED ON BY the slithering editorial staff at Rupert Murdoch's now-defunct News Of The World.

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IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM

Whack Wednesday: The Duggars' 20th, Mariah's Weight Loss & Spencer Pratt's Regret

IF YOU HEARD THE NEWS THAT EARTH'S HUMAN POPULATION just reached 7 billion and thought that the Duggars were somehow to blame, I can confirm they are.

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November 09, 2011

LUCKY CHARM

Harper Seven Scores Winning Looks At Daddy's Soccer Game

WEE HARPER SEVEN IS WIDE-EYED AT THE L.A. GALAXY'S playoff game against Real Salt Lake in the Western Conference final Sunday. David Beckham's team won 3-1 and advances to the MLS Cup finals on Nov. 20. The four-month-old doll "looked awestruck by the action on the field,''

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November 07, 2011

POOR BABY

Mariah Yeater Parades Justin's So-Called Love Baby For The Cameras

MARIAH YEATER TURNS UP THE HEAT ON JUSTIN BIEBER, appearing on The Insider to repeat her claims that the popster fathered her baby during a backstage quickie at the L.A. Staples Center last year.

Yeater's released photos of herself with the baby, Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, whose sad eyes seem to know she's already playing him.

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BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT

Justin Bieber Will Gift His Special Sauce To Prove He's No Baby Daddy

JUSTIN BIEBER IS GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF MARIAH YEATER TO ALL THE LYING HOS who want to ride the tails of their wannabe celebrity boyfriends.

TMZ reports that Bieber will gift his special sauce to a DNA lab to prove that he didn't father Yeater's four-month-old son.

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November 06, 2011

BULLSEYE

Pity Parties & A Lawsuit: Aftershocks In The Land Of Kardansia

OKAY, WE GET IT, KIM KARDASHIAN. You married for love. You got divorced because you fell out of love. All of this was not for the money. Okay.

Your mother even went as far as to return the wedding gift Joy Behar got you and your now ex (it was a blender!) on... The Joy Behar Show. To promote her new book, Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian. Perfect timing, huh?

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MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND

Love Celebrity Style: Justin Bieber, Kris Humphries, Denise Richards

JUSTIN BIEBER DID. NOT. HAVE. SEX. WITH THAT WOMAN. Mariah Yeater. Kris Humphries has a message for his future ex-mother-in-law: he's no Indian giver. And Denise Richards' is back in Richie Sambora's arms. Today's Love Celebrity Style swears temporary allegiance.

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November 04, 2011

UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL

Jersey Shore's Snooki Gets Serious (Cough, Cough) With GQ

GQ CUDDLES UP TO OUR SNOOKUMS FOR THE JERSEY SHORE GUIDETTE'S MOST PENETRATING INTERVIEW TO DATE. And no that is not a euphemism for her sexcapades.

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EYE SPIES

Trouble In Smushville? "Juicy" Joe Giudice Nabbed With "Hot Blonde"

THOUGH Teresa Giudice has vehemently denied that her husband Joe has cheated, it looks like Tre's now got reason to believe the rumors. In Touch Weekly reported that Joe -- or as Teresa so lovingly calls him "Juicy Joe" -- was seen at a hotel with a "hot blonde" a few weeks ago.

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November 03, 2011

WHACK WEDNESDAY

Some Esplaining To Do: Justin Bieber's Cradle Robber, Kim Kardashian & McDonald's McRib

OK, I'M NOT MAURY so take this with a grain of salt (and maybe a Walgreens DNA strip). The latest buzz claims that Justin Bieber, 17, knocked up a 19-year-old woman backstage at one of his shows.

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November 02, 2011

OOH BABY BABY BABY OOH

Justin Bieber Gets His Wish? Woman Claims Popster Fathered Love Child

DID JUSTIN BIEBER FATHER A BABY during a backstage concert quickie with a 19-year-old girl? If so, he's fulfilled his wish to become a father by his early 20s.

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LUCKY TO GET OUT ALIVE

An Open Letter To Kris Humphries

DEAR KRIS,

Of course you're smarting after TMZ told you that your klassy wife had filed for divorce. But dry your tears because from where I sit you should fall on your knees, scream Hallejuah! and give thanks for the out.

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November 01, 2011

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

Some Things Aren't Meant To Be: The Kardashian-Humphries Marriage

THE MARRIAGE LASTED a grand total of 72 days, and just weeks ago E! aired a four-hour special about the wedding.

Did everyone see this coming? Yes. Did Kim really blow $20 million on a wedding that was outlived by some people's pedicures? Yes.

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FAKE

Konfirmed: Kim + Kris = Krazy

WELL, THAT WAS QUICK. Married for 72 days. But what else can you expect when your love is consummated in surreality TVland?

So many questions for so short a union:

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October 31, 2011

DAUGHTER DEAREST

Elisabetta Canalis Slaps George Clooney With Backhanded Compliment

OUCH, THAT HURTS! Elisabetta Canalis pays ex-love George Clooney a cutting compliment -- calling him a "father" figure in the new book Questo Amore (This Love), by Italian journalist Bruno Vespa.

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October 29, 2011

Does Bruce Willis' Baby News Compound Demi Moore's Woes?

OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO DEMI MOORE AFTER HEARING that ex-hubby Bruce Willis will become a father for the fourth time at age 56.

Willis and his 35-year-old wife Emma Heming Willis will welcome their first child early next year. The couple have been married two years.

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October 27, 2011

WHACK WEDNESDAY

Jessica Simpson Is Preggers & Nobody Cares, Jennifer Hudson Rethinks Marriage & Lindsay Lohan Spreads 'Em For A Million

HERE'S A POP (STAR) QUIZ: What's funnier than Jessica Simpson pretending she's not obviously, heavily pregnant?

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October 26, 2011

'NOT GETTING ALONG'

Kim & Kris Soon Kaput?

SINCE NOTHING, WE REPEAT, NOTHING ABOUT THE KARDASHIAN-HUMPHRIES affair can be construed as authentic, we advise you to take the latest whispers with a grain of salt too. Not that that'll stop us from repeating them!

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LiLo Sentenced To Death, Gwen Stefani Dresses The Down Market & Xtina Zinged For Her Weight

ANOTHER COMMAND PERFORMANCE FOR Lindsay Lohan, aka LiLo, aka Blohan, who was ordered back to jail for violating her probation. She's expected to post $100,000 bail by tonight.

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October 19, 2011

FOR SALE

Ashton Kutcher: User?

OF ALL THE SNARK over Ashton Kutcher's costly one-night stand with Sara Leal, the most revealing comment I've read comes from Tom A. over at TheDirty:

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TIDBITS

The Ins & Outs & Ups & Downs Of Some Real Housewives

BEING A REALITY TV HOUSEWIFE SEEMS LIKE THE GIFT THAT JUST KEEPS GIVING. And no, we're not talking STDs.

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October 15, 2011

SARA 'BEFORE' AND 'AFTER'

The 'Receptionist': Sara Leal Welcomes Ashton Kutcher's Raw Dog

WE'RE GUESSING SARA LEWD GOT HER PRICE 'CAUSE SHE SPILLING TO US about her extramarital romp with Ashton. Except we're pretty sure we should take it with a grain of salty since the girl who texted "I fucked Ashton Kutcher lol" shortly after getting her phone back from his security now claims she was "seduced."

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October 12, 2011

DEFLATING RUMORS

An Interview With Beyonce's Baby Bump

IT'S BEEN A HELLA WEEK FOR BEYONCE. For the second time in her career, she's been accused of stealing key elements of a dance routine, this time for her new video Countdown. Then in an even odder turn of events the Bootylicious former lead of Destiny's Child is accused of faking her pregnancy.

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LOVE CELEBRITY STYLE

Kim & Kris Marry Again! Sir Paul Betroths His Lady Love & Ashton Kutcher Atones For His Sins

KIM KARDASHIAN MARRIES AGAIN! Only this time the fake wedding is televised. Sir Paul McCartney says says says "I Do" for a third time. And Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher practice primal therapy in the woods. Welcome to love celebrity style!

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October 10, 2011

THE WAY THEY WERE

The Latest 'Breaking' Buzz On Ashton & Demi

A SECRET SOURCE WHO REFERS TO DEMI AS "MISS MOORE'' ALLEGEDLY DISHED TO THE Daily Mail that the actress wants out of her marriage to cheating beau toy Ashton Kutcher.

"Miss Moore has been totally humiliated,'' the mystery source reportedly told the British tab. "On Friday, therefore, she consulted a lawyer about getting a divorce. This is a huge and very tough decision for Miss Moore to take. But her trust has been shattered."

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October 09, 2011

FAIREST SHOWDOWN

Mean Queen & Wannabe! Julia Roberts & Lilly Collins In 'Snow White' Remake

HERE'S JULIA ROBERTS AS THE "SCHIZOPHRENIC" EVIL STEPMOTHER IN director Tarsem Singh's upcoming Snow White remake, whatever crazy that means. (Wait until the mental health experts weigh on his careless use of the word.)

America's once-reigning princess plays a diabolical royal who connives to keep her nemesis (played by Lily Collins) from power. And like most duplicitious snakes, the Robert's Queen wears a brittle smile to hide the rot inside.

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October 06, 2011

MYSTERY SOLVED?

Cop's New Book Claims Sean Combs Ordered Hit On Tupac Shakur

DID A DANCING CEO IN A BUBBLE COAT PUT THE ORDER IN TO KILL TUPAC SHAKUR 15 years ago?

In the just-released Murder Rap: The Untold Story of the Biggie Smalls & Tupac Shakur Investigations, former Los Angeles Police Det. Greg Kading claims that Sean P.Diddy/Puff Daddy/"King of Irrelevant Nicknames" Combs, ordered a hit on Tupac with $1 million dollars as a payout.

This isn't first time that Diddy's been accused of Tupak's murder: Kirk Burrowes, ex-president of Bad Boy Entertainment, made the explosive claim back in 2003.

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October 04, 2011

COUPLING

Love, Celebrity Style: Ashton & Demi, Liz & Shane, Jason & His Hired 'Ho'

ASHTON KUTCHER GOT NAKED IN A HOTTUB WITH FOUR LADIES LAST SATURDAY BEFORE BEDDING ONE. Liz Hurley lassos notorious playboy Shane Warner into the promise of marriage. And Jason Biggs's wife buys some naughty for his birthday. Sunday's gossip needs to confess for its sins.

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October 02, 2011

GUESSING GAME

Is Ashton Toying With Demi's Heart On Twitter?

HERE'S THE SILVER LINING FOR A FORMERLY INKSTAINED REPORTER pretending to be coolatious on the web:

Instead of being forced to actually weed through hundreds of names, I can just repeat that RadarOnline reports that Ashton Kutcher stopped following mrskutcher on Twitter.

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September 30, 2011

LOVE DRUNK

Besotted Dad David Beckham Promises To 'Protect' Harper Seven

HARPER BECKHAM IS PROVING TO BE THE LUCKY LITTLE GIRL HER PARENTS HOPED WHEN THEY anointed her with the middle name "Seven."

The infant daughter of David and Victoria Beckham clearly's got her daddy wrapped around her pinky finger as he waxes on about his newborn.

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PHOTO OP

Mrs. Obama Goes Goodwill Hunting At Target

THEY SAY A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, BUT CAN ONE COUNTER A $10 MILLION FAUX PAS?

First Lady Michele Obama was photographed at a Target yesterday in Alexandria, Va. The prez's wife reportedly picked up some dog food for Bo among other things as she explored the aisles for 40 minutes with an assistant. Secret Service agents shadowed her, and an AP photographer conveniently snapped her at the checkout. A spokesman for President Obama claimed the photographer 'caught her' at the store.

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HUNTED

Will The Real Sara Leal Please Stand Up?

THE DRAGNET FOR ASHTON KUTCHER'S TRICK SARA LEAL IS UNDERWAY.

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September 29, 2011

WHACK WEDNESDAY

Nancy Grace's Breast Escapes, Rihanna Gets Banished & Hallmark Strikes While Bitter's Hot

ALL RIGHT, FIRST THINGS FIRST: who laughed their asses off when they heard about Nancy Grace's wardrobe malfunction on Dancing With Irrelevant Stars? I think we should all sit around and judge her as harshly as she does everyone else.

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September 28, 2011

IRONIC

Demi Dumps Ashton As Tab Claims He Pulled A Charlie Harper

CALL ME A CYNIC BUT THIS WAS INEVITABLE: RadarOnline's dropped a bombshell story (or is it a story about a bombshell?) claiming Ashton Kutcher put his pecker in someone other than Demi Moore Saturday night. And Charlie Sheen is bent over in pain from laughing, amirite?

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WONDER BOY

The Latest Entry In Justin Bieber's Timeline: Brangelina 2.0

DOES JUSTIN BIEBER HAVE A PRIVATE THOUGHT?

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September 24, 2011

WIFE SWAPPING

Love Celebrity Style: Todd & Sarah Palin, Michaele Salahi & Steve Tyler, Ted Haggard & Gary Buse

TODD PALIN WANTS TO DUMP THE TEA PARTY'S MRS. PALIN. Michaele Salahi played hide and seek with Steve Tyler at an Aerosmith concert five years ago. And team-switching evangelical minister Ted Haggard has signed up for a stint on Celebrity Wife Swap. Thursday's gossip cheats.

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September 22, 2011

WHACK WEDNESDAY

R.E.M.'s Now Just A Dream, Courtney Stodden's Your Reality TV Nightmare & The Feds Go Gangbusters For IHOP

OMG, R.E.M. IS DOA.

I bet a few of my "alt" high school mates are losing their religion right now.

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September 21, 2011

A DEVELOPING ISSUE

Policing The Police With Video Cameras

REASON.TV EXPLORES THE CHANGING BALANCE OF POWER BETWEEN police and the public fueled by the ubiquitousness of video cameras.

Reason focuses on the case of Kelly Thomas, a 37-year-old homeless schizophrenic California man who was beaten and tasered so severely by Fullerton, Calif. police in July that he died a few days later. Orange County DA Tony Rackauckas announced today that two officers have been charged with second-degree murder and manslaughter in connection with Thomas' death.

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SAME AS IT EVER WAS

After All The Tumult, No More Or Less Than Two And A Half Men

A HEADLINE SHOUTS THAT THE RATINGS FOR SEASON PREMIER OF TWO AND A HALF MEN grabbed "an all-time high without Sheen." No doubt Charlie Sheen was blasting the idiots and ingrates who missed the nuance.

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September 20, 2011

SEPARATE WAYS

Tareq Salahi Calls Michaele "Lying, Cheating" Ho

POOR TAREQ SALAHI. WHO WILL CRASH WHITE HOUSE PARTIES WITH HIM NOW? With whom will he share his ejeculations?

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September 19, 2011

BACKTRACKING

Eating Their Words: Charlie Sheen, Brad Pitt

CHARLIE SHEEN AND BRAD PITT have some 'splaing to do. Charlie for his crazy antics last spring -- and Pitt for insinuating in a Parade interview that his exwife Jennifer Aniston was boring.

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September 16, 2011

KARMA BITES

Shakeout At Cuthroat Cabal: Jill, Alex & Kelly Out On Housewives Of New York

THERE IS A GOD!

Suicide, bankruptcies, fake kidnappings and now, DISMISSALS! Never a dull day in HousewivesLand.

HuffPo reports that Jill Zarin, Alex McCord and Kelly Bensimon have all been fired from The Real Housewives of New York.

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September 15, 2011

HAPPY

Brad Pitt: Having Kids With Angelina "Greatest, Smartest" Thing He's Done

THERE'S A REWARD TO THE PUBLIC every time Brangelina premiers a new project.

Before every film release, the fulsome couple invariably give an interview in which they dollop out facts about their A-list family: the boys eat bugs, Shiloh likes boys' clothes, they take time-outs for sex.

Now with the impending release of the new baseball comedy Moneyball, Pitt is once again talking about his failed marriage to Jennifer Aniston, and why making Angelina the mother to his kids is the best gift he could have given them.

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STONE IN LOVE?

Abducted By Love? Michaele Salahi Rocks The Road With Journey's Neal Schon

FORGET THE JOBS BILL, the fleeing of Libya's Gadhafi and the famine in Somalia -- Michaele Salahi's been abducted! Or, more accurately, the Salahis have hijacked the headlines again.

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September 14, 2011

PEEK & BOO

Scarlett Johansson, The FBI & The Hacked Naked Hottie Whodunit

THE FBI IS HOT ON THE TRAIL OF THE HACKED NAKED HOTTIE WHODUNNIT.

In other words, who stole the soft erotica photos of A-lister actress Scarlett Johansson and leaked them on the web?

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CONNECTIONS

Britney's Rumored Wedding Bling, Clooney Tangles With Girl Wrestler & Jennifer Lopez Practices Weird Science

IS BRIT-BRIT ABOUT TO BE BLINGEED? George Clooney wrestles a new love interest. And Jennifer Lopez tests her chemistry with Bradley Cooper. Tuesday's gossip is a love connection.

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September 13, 2011

TRUTH TORPEDOED

There Will Be Blood: Charlie Sheen Bowed But Not Broken After Roast

GETTING EVISCERATED BY CRUEL WITS HAS HAD A REVELATORY EFFECT ON CHARLIE SHEEN.

During last weekend's roast taped by Comedy Central, comic Hollywood launched its own own torpedo of truth at the notorious party boy with a penchant for porn and rough play with women. No topic was taboo.

"It's amazing," joked actress Kate Walsh from Grey's Anatomy. "Despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidneys and your liver, the only thing you've had removed is your kids."

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PRICKLY

Madonna Beats Up Hydrangeas In Mock "Finger" To Criticism

OH THAT MADGE, SHE THINKS SHE'S HILARIOUS, even when she looks like Anthony Perkin's mother in Psycho. Poor wilted deluded flower.

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September 12, 2011

AN IDEA PAST ITS PRIME

Does Cranky Madonna Still Qualify As "Cougar" -- Or Is She Now Just Old?

IS THERE AN AGE WHEN the mature woman who likes sex with hot boys no longer qualifies for the descriptive "cougar?"

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September 09, 2011

SIDESHOWS

Whack Wednesday!

Madonna's A Crank, Gumby's A Clumsy Crook & Monica Lewinsky's A Reputation-Stained Dreamer

GUMBY'S A CLUMSY CROOK, MADONNA'S INCREASINGLY SOUNDS like the neighborhood crank, and Monica Lewinsky improbably considers a PR career. Welcome to Whack Wednesday.

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September 07, 2011

HATER HATES

Caught On Tape! Madonna's Contempt For Hydrangeas -- And Fans

FILE UNDER 'DUH: MADONNA, POP DIVA AND AUTHOR OF The English Roses, has thorns.

A haughty, self-important and loathsome Madonna was caught on video barely making eye contact with a fan who presented her with a large purple hydrangea at the Venice Film Festival.

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SNAP

Celebrity Baby Sightings: Harper Seven Beckham, Willow Hart

PEEKABOO!

The beautifuls Victoria and David Beckham, and Pink & Carey Hart were spotted out by X-17Online paps with their new wee ones. And though I personally share the philosophy that France's First Lady Carla Bruni promises to practice with her as-yet unborn baby (her child will NOT be exploited in the media, thank you very much), I won't begrude the Beckhams and Harts for traveling with babes in tow while going about their business. In fact, once I turn off my internal "child as product placement" alarm, I'm as quick as a Duggar to exclaim, "A baby! How exciting!''

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September 05, 2011

TRUTH IN JEST?

Kathy Griffin Cracks Wise About Michele Bachmann's Effeminate Husband

IN THE INTEREST OF COMEDY AND POLITICAL BALANCE, KATHY GRIFFIN OUGHT TO GO ON TOUR SHADOWING THE MAJOR REPUBLICAN candidates.

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HER STORY'S OUT

Oksana Grigorieva Wins $750,000 In Custody Settlement -- And The Right To The Truth

THE CUSTODY BATTLE BETWEEN MEL GIBSON AND OKSANA GRIGORIEVA IS OVER -- for now, and I say that because even legal agreements can change.

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September 02, 2011

THE CRYING GAME

Transgendered Dad Ironically Claims Chaz Bono ''Stole His Thunder"

THE WORLD'S FIRST "TRANSGENDERED FATHER" THOMAS BEATIE does not like the word 'no.'

Beatie was born a girl who felt like a boy who neverthless still wanted babies. So Beatie got testosterone shots and grew a beard, but kept his uterus intact.

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August 31, 2011

'CAUSE' CELEB

Daryl Hannah Makes A Splash At Oil Pipeline Protest

I FOR ONE AM GRATEFUL FOR THE SERVICE OF ACTRESS-TURNED-ACTIVIST DARYL HANNAH, who could be living politically obtusely in the lap of luxury as a member of the lucky set rather than getting popped outside the White House.

The Splash and Kill Bill actress has increasingly veered from acting into environmental activism over the last few years.

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August 30, 2011

PRESENTING

Foster The Beautiful People: The MTV 2011 VMA Awards!

Beyonce Pops! Britney Shocks! Gaga Drags! Chris Brown Rocks! And Justin Beliebs

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE VMAs that makes everyone bring out their inner weirdo?

Things are popping off this weird dude I've never seen before...and then I'm like, oh wait, it's Lady Gaga. I didn't recognize her with her dick out, that's all.

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August 29, 2011

TUG-OF-WAR'S OVER

Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva Reach Custody Terms Over Baby Lucia

THE UGLY CUSTODY DRAMA BETWEEN Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson is about to close.

"As the result of a multiday settlement conference, the court announces that Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva have achieved a settlement in their ongoing dispute,'' Los Angeles Superior Court officials announced Friday. The terms are to be announced at a hearing next week.

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August 27, 2011

GOTCHA

Jim Carrey's Creeptastic Emma Stone Video Delivers Auspicious Debut To Actor's Website

THREE DAYS AGO NOBODY EVER HEARD OF JIMCARREYTRULIFE.COM. Today the website ranks 90,673 in the world on Alexa.com, an auspicious and audacious debut by the always wildly inventive comic.

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RUN EMMA RUN

Jim Carrey Channels 'Cable Guy' In Stalking Video Love Note To Emma Stone

HERE'S THE FULL CREEPTASTIC WINSOME MESSAGE THAT JIM CARREY DELIVERS TO EMMA STONE via YouTube video.

It is a joke? Has he gone raving mad? Wrestling with deep yearn?

Emma Stone herself is scratching her head. "I was a huge Jim Carrey fan,'' she says. "Now I'm not sure if I should be flattered, or seek an order for protection? ;) lol."

Ahh, who cares: it'll amuse you for five minutes and give you something to talk about when you're pouring cream in your coffee in the office kitchen.

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August 25, 2011

NOT FOR 'REAL'

Paris Or Snooki Honored With A 'Star?' 'Hell To The No,' Says Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD MAY BE THAT VAPID, CORRUPTING CITY ON THE HILL BUT don't get the idea it doesn't have standards. The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has unequivocally banished reality TV contestants from being honored with a star along the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.

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WONDERS NEVER CEASE

Whack Wednesday!

Courtney Stodden's A Show About Nothing, Washington (Monument) Is Officially Cracked & Groupon On Verge Of Catastrophe?

SO APPARENTLY YESTERDAY'S EAST COAST EARTHQUAKE fucked with the Washington Monument, and flooded Facebook with inane updates about how Law & Order: SVU reruns were being interrupted.

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August 24, 2011

Guests At Kardashian-Humphries Wedding Snipe About Fake 'Show' Of It All

AT LAST! SOME DRIP OF NEWS THAT ACTUALLY COMMANDS attention to the Kardashian-Humphries betrothal.

In the cattiest gossip so far about the fake wedding that dominated the (always slow) weekend news, Us Weekly reports that Kris Humphries' family "looked appalled" at the reality TV production of the century.

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PLAYED

Will & Jada Pinkett Smith Knock Down Rumors Of A Break-Up

OOOPS, SOMEONE'S PLAYED THE ULTIMATE PLAYAS AS Will and Jada Pinkett Smith bat down rumors that the two have separated.

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COD UNDETERMINED

Illegal Drugs Didn't Kill Amy Winehouse: Toxicology Report

TOXICOLOGY TESTS ON SOULFUL BRITISH R & B SINGER AMY WINEHOUSE FOUND NO illegal drugs in her body when she died, according to a family statement.

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August 23, 2011

TAKING AIM

January Jones Sends Shivers Down Her Make-Pretend Son's Spine

FOLKS, IF YOU THOUGHT THAT BETTY DRAPER WAS colder than a frozen Botox needle, then listen to what's being said about January Jones.

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STORK NEWS

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Confirm Baby No. 3 On Way

LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE TRYING FOR A BOY: Ben Affleck and super mommy Jennifer Garner have announced thev've got a proverbial bun in the oven.

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MARKED FOR TROUBLE

Sexy & Ironic! Megan Fox Disappears Marilyn Monroe Tat to Remove "Negative Energy"

THE CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING MARILYN MONROE TATTOO HAS BEEN SOLVED: Vapid starlet Megan Fox has confirmed that she's getting her ink of the dead sex symbol removed from her forearm.

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August 22, 2011

THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!

Kim Kardashian Extends Vapid Brand With Klassy Wedding

AMERICA'S LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATORS -- fans of the Kardashian klan -- are reveling in the details of the made-for-TV marriage of shallow reality star Kim Kardashian and her hulking hubby, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries.

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August 21, 2011

MYSTERY RESOLVED

Report: Russell Armstrong Smashed Real Housewife's Face In June

EVER SINCE REAL HOUSEWIFE HUBBY RUSSELL ARMSTRONG WAS FOUND HANGED MONDAY IN AN APPARENT SUICIDE, there's been lots of squawking about the evils of reality TV, a claim that I'd never dispute.

Though Russell Armstrong reportedly told friends that appearing on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with wife Taylor Armstrong ruined his life, there's little doubt that he was battling demons long before appearing on that show.

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August 19, 2011

TASTY

California Couple's Engagement Album Slays the Living & Undead

THE IMPENDING NUPTIALS OF Juliana S. Park to Benjamin J. Lee will no doubt be the hottest ticket of Pasadena, Calif.'s fall social calendar for both the living and undead. That's because these two crazy kids are slaying them on the web with their mock engagement photo album depicting a surprise Zombie attack.

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August 18, 2011

LONG WAY FROM HOME

Michael Vick: Halfway To Whom He's Yet To Become

MICHAEL VICK HAS PUT ON A GOOD SHOW of being reformed since being busted for operating a dog-fighting ring. But then maybe he's just had fantastic PR people fixing his problem.

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WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?

Whack Wednesday!

Jennifer Hudson Likes Skinny Better Than Oscar & Abercrombie Gets Ironic In Dissing The Situation

SO JENNIFER HUDSON IS MORE PROUD TO BE THIN THAN TO BE AN OSCAR WINNER.

Listen, Jen, good on ya for getting your body to a healthier state. But now let's work on the whacked perspective that produced this grade-A line of Californicated bullshit:

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August 17, 2011

SECRET LOVERS?

Are They On? Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds Spied Romping In Wyoming Woods

"BEST-SMELLING PERFUME EVER" SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS have been snapped hiking in Wyoming's Grand Teton National Park along with Sandy's son Louis Bardo.

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PLANTING SEEDS

Kevin Federline Fathers Fifth Kid To Third Baby Momma

KEVEN FEDERLINE, AKA K-FED, AKA EX-FED, has delivered his fifth progeny into the world, this time a daughter mothered by former pro volleyball player, Victoria Prince.

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TOO REAL

Estranged Husband Of Beverly Hills Housewife Dead Of Apparent Suicide

SO I'M AT THE LUNCH TABLE IN THE BREAK ROOM telling a friend how curious I am about the newly announced Real Housewives tour. He suddenly blurts out that one of the housewives husband's committed suicide. "Get the fuck outta here," I say in my best Philly accent.

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August 16, 2011

KIM, SHE FOUGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE SHALLOW

Gloria Steinem Labels Kim Kardashian A Step Back For Women

GLORIA STEINEM DISMISSES THE TV REALITY STAR KIM KARDASHIAN as an adorning victim of sexism.

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FANBOY?

Justin Bieber Fever Lands Florida Man In Jail

A FLORIDA MAN WAS STILL LOCKED UP THIS MORNING AFTER ABSCONDING WITH A CUTOUT JUSTIN BIEBER from a Bradenton mall Saturday.

David Dowling and an underaged friend were popped after they snatched the lifesized Biebs inside an F.Y.E. store and then ran with it through a Sears, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's Department.

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August 15, 2011

FACE FORWARD

Vamping It Up: Kristen Stewart In W

PITY THE ACTRESS WHO ONLY WANTS ACCLAIM for talent and gets swept up in fame.

Kristen Stewart's been wrestling that demon ever since being propelled into supernova stratosphere as the conflicted Bella in the Twilight vampire series.

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August 13, 2011

LATE EDITION

Whack Wednesday!

Gloria Steinem Still Does Not Like Hef's Playbunnies, Nothing Compares To Today's Sinead O'Connor, And Is Spoiled Food The New Survivalists' Chic?

ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING TO WATCH NBC's The Playboy Club this fall? Because Gloria Steinem's not. And I can't say I blame her.

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August 11, 2011

THE DEAL IS DONE

Encore! Steve Tyler, Jennifer Lopez & Randy Jackson Will Return As American Idol Judges

THE VOTES HAVE BEEN CAST AND THE WINNERS ARE IN: ALL THREE JUDGES FROM LAST YEAR'S AMERICAN IDOL WILL RETURN TO THE HITMAKING TV SHOW FOR ITS 11TH SEASON.

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August 10, 2011

LOCKED IN TIME

He Took The Picture, But The Kiss Belongs To Her: Mystery Woman Snapped French Kissing Elvis Revealed

WHO WAS THE MYSTERY BLONDE CAUGHT FRENCH-KISSING ELVIS IN A 1956 PHOTOGRAPH? THAT enduring mystery has finally been solved by Vanity Fair's Alanna Nash, who reveals 75-year-old Barbara Gray to be the busser.

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August 09, 2011

SCRUMPTIOUS

Harper Beckham Snuggles With Daddy In New Twitter Pic

ONCE AGAIN David and Victoria Beckham are sharing their joy over newborn baby smell on Twitter.

The famously fashionable Mrs. Beckham tweeted her second picture of her angelic baby girl Harper staring straight into the camera with her head on her daddy's chest.

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August 07, 2011

FRESH

Lauren Ambrose Is The Funny Girl

LAUREN AMBROSE WAS FUNNY AS THE WISECRACKING, Hearst-driving, sometimes-funereal teenage star of HBO's Six Feet Under. Now she becomes the Funny Girl.

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August 04, 2011

SMILE!

Trouble In Paradise? Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Look Glum In Hawaii

IS THERE TROUBLE IN PARADISE?

Jennifer Aniston and new beau Justin Theroux have been snapped looking glum in recent photographs together.

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WTF

Whack Wednesday! Lilo Flies Low In Coach, Hip Hop Kings Vie For The Throne, And What Washes Down A Satan Sandwich?

WOW, LILO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT sweet, sweet commercial money. And looks like advertisers can't get enough of her either.

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August 03, 2011

EEEEW

Britney Spears' Turns 3-Year-Old Niece Into YouTube Tool

YOU'D THINK Britney "Involuntary Hold 5150" Spears would know better than the average basket case to thrust a three-year-old in the spotlight, shine it on the web and then cheer loudly when the lights go out.

But families perpetuating the sins of parents is what keeps shrinks in business after all.

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August 01, 2011

CUTTING

Burned! Kat Von D Gets Jesse James Tat Shortly Before Breakup

HA! How prescient of Crabby to mention Kat Von D getting a tattoo of Jesse's name.

Girlfriend did much better than that. She got his 10-year-old likeness inked on her body instead. Under her left armpit. Thank God, so she won't have to really see it. But who does that?

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July 27, 2011

WTF

Whack Wednesday! Mariah Carey's Gets Pitchy, Steve Colbert Turns Douchey & Lauryn Hill Births Rumors

FIRST UP, LET'S TALK ABOUT MARIAH CAREY'S HSN appearance. DID YOU GUYS SEEEEEE THAT? Oh my God. It's magical.

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SINGULAR SMURFETTE

Katy Perry Is The Smiling Smurfette

POP PRINCESS KATY PERRY appears Sunday night at the premiere of the Smurfs in 3D which opens this weekend.

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July 26, 2011

BUT OF COURSE

'Luckiest Girl' Kat Von D Confirms Split From Jesse James

LET'S HOPE SHE DIDN'T GET HIS NAME TATTOOED ON HER: THE seriously besotted Kat Von D. has confirmed that her romance with professional bad boy Jesse James is kaput.

(Seriously, WTF were his parents thinking when they named him Jesse James?

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RIP

Amy Winehouse, 'Foul-Mouthed Sex Kitten,' Dead At 27

AMY WINEHOUSE, THE TROUBLED BRITISH BLUESY SINGER who wrestled with addictions and mental illness, was found dead in her London flat today. She was 27.

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July 23, 2011

I GIVE IT FIVE STARS

Rebecca Black Friday Parody Dances On News of the World's Grave

IT HAS THE BEST OF TABLOID NEWS: CELEBRITY, SCANDAL AND IRONY IN FULL-PAGE COLOR.

But the Rebecca Black parody of Friday which spoofs the hacking scandal that's rocked Rupert Murdoch's world one-ups the tabs in at least one way: it has a catchy beat that you can dance to.

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NOTHING BUT THE GUILE IN HER HEART

Lindsay Lohan Pleads Poor In $1,500 Christian Louboutin's

LINDSAY LOHAN'S GOT A CASHFLOW PROBLEM that's keeping her away from the shrink (but not away from the shoe store).

Wearing Christian Louboutin Madame Butterfly heels, currently listed for $1,490 on eBay (but can be had for as little as $361), the once-promising starlet pleaded poor at a routine hearing Thursday.

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July 22, 2011

STARGAZING

What Makes Rupert Murdoch & Wendi Deng Click? An Astrological Perspective

HE'S THE CRAGGY-FACED NEWSMAKING REPTILIAN WHO BUYS AND BULLIES HIS WAY TO WINNING AT CAPITALISM. She's the steely Chinese-born Tiger Wife raised as a Communist who's clawed her way to wealth and power.

Who else could we be talking about other than K. Rupert Murdoch, titan of the News Corp. and his third wife, the ferocious 42-year-old Wendi Deng, who's married up three times.

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July 21, 2011

OH THE HUMANITY!

Britney's Ex-Security Guard Calls Her A Skank

THE SECURITY GUARD WHO ACCUSING BRITNEY SPEARS OF BEING A TEASING HO NOWS ADDS 'SKANK' TO HIS CHARGES.

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WHAAH?!

Whack Wednesday!

Michele Bachmann's High-Heeled Headaches, Summer's Eve New Ad Smells Bad, and Why Do We Still Care About J. Lo?

SO GET THIS, YOU GUYS:

Apparently Michele Bachmann that's so bad, she can't function. Not only do I love the fact that she blames high heels, which SHE WEARS ALL THE TIME, but that she gets this headache once a week.

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July 20, 2011

SO SO MODEST

An Adorable Matt Damon Overlooks How Brangelina Sold Themselves To The Game

THE VERY MODEST AND DOWN-TO-EARTH MATT DAMON SPOKE ADORABLY ABOUT HIS POOR RICH FRIENDS WHOM HE SAYS ARE imprisoned by fame.

"I have friends who are like prisoners,'' Damon mused on German television Tele 5. "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, for instance. They can't just go someplace. If they go for a walk, it turns into an international incident."

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UNGUARDED

Lady Gaga On Howard Stern: I Lost Virginity At 17 & Thought Coke Was My Only 'Friend'

RADIO'S REVELATORY POWERS BROADCASTED LOUDLY YESTERDAY WHEN LADY GAGA PAID Howard Stern a visit to his studio.

In a revealing interview that spans 88 minutes, the pop diva reveals a touching love for her father, admits to eating issues, urges teen girls to hold off having sex, and says that used cocaine because it "made me feel I had a friend." Listen to it inside.

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July 19, 2011

BACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT

She's Baaack! Rebecca Black Answers Critics In Follow-up to Friday

HATERS ARE GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY: Rebecca Black's new formulaic video hits the Internet today.

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July 18, 2011

DECONSTRUCTING LOVE

"Nonstop Arguing" Put Kabosh On Jennifer Lopez-Marc Anthony Marriage

THEY'RE GORGEOUS, RICH AND TALENTED, but that wasn't enough to keep Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony happy together.

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FIRST INTRODUCTIONS

The World Meets 'Harper Seven,' Posh & David's Lucky Little Girl

THE GLAMOROUS BECKHAMS ARE GOING GAGA OVER BABY NO. 4, a little girl named Harper Seven. And, in turn, the media are giddy about the first photographs of the girl that the couple have released on Twitter.

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July 17, 2011

REBOUNDING NICELY

Elin Nordegren, World's Luckiest Woman, Dates Up After Tiger

ELIN NORDEGREN HAS RECOVERED NICELY FROM THE MORTIFYING EMBARASSMENT of her ex-husband's extra-curricular affairs. The former Mrs. Tiger Woods has apparently captured the attentions of Jamie Dingman, the son of American billionaire businessman Michael Dingman.

"He's never been so happy,'' the New York Post quotes a source (and we'll keep our fingers crossed that the info wasn't overheard in a tapped phone call).

"He and Elin have strong feelings for each other. He's a classic all-American guy. He's handsome, a total gentleman and low-key. He's never been in the press. Elin's a very lucky girl; he's a great guy but very private."

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July 16, 2011

MORSELS

Whack Wednesday! Brangelina's Engaged, This Milk Ad Will Give You Cramps and Murdock's Biggest Deal Goes Bust

JUST IN TIME FOR WHACK WEDNESDAY COMES THE ULTIMATE WHACK: BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA ARE GETTING MARRIED.

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July 13, 2011

DOUBLE DARE

Now It's Justin Timberlake's Turn To Fulfill Patriotic Dating Duty

JUST ABOUT NOW, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS SNACKING ON HIS WORDS. The pop star publicly shamed Mila Kunis into accepting a date from U.S. Sgt. Scott Moore to the Marine Ball Corps in Greenville, N.C. later this year. "Do it for your country," Timberlake pressed when he overheard Kunis being quizzed about the invite by a reporter while the two stars were promoting their upcoming movie, Friends With Benefits.

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JOURNEY TO THE BOTTOM

Katy Perry One-Ups Lady Gaga In "Mermaid Wars"

HERE'S A MESSAGE TO LADY GAGA FROM THE COTTON CANDIED QUEEN OF POP, KATY PERRY: Anything you can do I can do better.

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July 12, 2011

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

Destined To Be A Star: Posh Beckham Delivers Harper Seven

FASHIONISTAS EVERYWHERE are thrilling at the news that the world will soon hear the pitter patter of tiny steps following trendsetter Posh Beckham.

Victoria and David happily delivered the news today of the birth of their fourth child but first daughter, named Harper Seven Beckham.

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July 10, 2011

CLAP CLAP CLAP

The Transcript Of Juror No. 3: 'They Have To Prove It. Or Else I'm A Murderer Too'

IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE A MORE THOUGHTFUL AND CONSCIENTIOUS JUROR THAN THAT OF JENNIFER FORD, AKA "JUROR NO. 3" who served on the Casey Anthony murder trial.

Ford shares insights into the jury's reasoning, and reacts to public outrage over its "not guilty" verdict, in an in interview with ABC's Terry Moran. The full interview is transcribed below.

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July 07, 2011

MORSELS

Whack Wednesday! Casey Gets Off, Charlie's Roasting & Prince Albert's Wife's In A Jam

THE WEEK FEELS LONG AND IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY. LET'S RECAP THE WILD AND CRAZY SO FAR:

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July 06, 2011

PRISONER OF LOVE

Is Monaco's New Princess A Runaway Bride Wannabe?

A FRENCH NEWSPAPER IS REPORTING THAT THE NEW WIFE OF MONACO'S PRINCE ALBERT TRIED UNSUCCESSFULLY THREE TIMES TO DITCH THE WEDDING.

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July 03, 2011

PIGS

Outrage After Pig Abuse Videotaped, Followed By The Usual Empty Promise Of Change

CRUELTY IS STANDARD PRACTICE IN PIG PRODUCTION, and the video just released by the advocacy group Mercy for Animals proves it.

The nauseating video, which depicts workers slamming sick piglets to the ground for quick killing, and being castrated or "docked" without anesthesia, was shot by a worker who deliberately sought work at Iowa Select Farms.

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June 30, 2011

CENTER COURT

Photo Credit: JULIAN FINNEY/ GETTY IMAGES

Who's She Bedding Now? Pippa Keeps Guessing Game Going At Wimbledon

NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY HER ROYAL SISTER, PIPPA MIDDLETON TURNED HEADS WHEN SHE SHOWED UP AT WIMBLEDON TODAY with her rumoured(spelled the British style in her honor) ex-beau Alex Loudon.

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June 29, 2011

GAME ON

The Score Is Love: Kate & Wills At Wimbledon

NEWLYWEDS KATE AND WILLS TOOK IN THE GAME AT WIMBLEDON TODAY IN LONDON.

The young Royals, in London ahead of their 11-day-trip to North America, attended the fourth match between tennis player Andy Murray and Richard Gasquet of France.

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June 27, 2011

THAT'S TWO STRIKES AGAINST JERRY

New York Man Calls Foul Against Jerry Seinfeld's 'Marriage Ref'

A NEW YORK MAN IS BLAMING JERRY SEINFELD'S CRITICALLY SKEWERED SERIES The Married Ref for busting up his marriage.

Howie Kohlenberg, 47, claims after he and Christine Kohlenberg appeared as a bickering couple on the show's debut March 4, 2010 episode, his wife became obsessed with becoming a reality TV star.

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SNAP

Clicking: Photog Drops Shot Of Jen Aniston Getting Cozy With New Beau

PHOTOGRAPHER TERRY RICHARDSON RELEASED A CANDID snap on his blog of Jennifer Aniston with her new beaux Justin Theroux after the three shared dinner in Soho.

The black and white photo shows a glowing Jen leaning into a beaming Theroux who's got his arm wrapped around her. It's the kind of still that stays on the nightstand for a lifetime. No doubt Jen has her fingers crossed.

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June 26, 2011

ACT OF CONFESSION

Who Benefits From Spreading O.J. Confession Rumor?

DOES WORSHIPPING IN THE CHURCH OF OPRAH PROMISE SALVATION? Maybe that'd explain why O.J. Simpson would confess to Oprah that he killed his ex-wife Nicole Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman despite being acquitted of the crimes.

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June 24, 2011

HIGH SCHOOL

Britney Phones It In On I Wanna Go

I DONT' KNOW WHY, BUT I WATCHED BRITNEY'S NEW VIDEO, "I Wanna Go."

Everyone's shatting their drawers about all the pop culture references and how clever it all is, but let's get serious here.

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June 23, 2011

FAIRTALE ENDS

George Clooney & Elisabetta Canalis Are Kaput

TURNS OUT THAT THE AUDICIOUSLY UTTERED "I WILL BE MARRIED" SOMEDAY REMARK THAT Elisabetta Canalis tossed to a reporter was an ultimatum in disguise. And looks like George Clooney wasn't biting.

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June 22, 2011

RECKONING

She Rules: Princess Kate Lives Up To Queen's Term Of Endearment

THE WEDDING'S BARELY TWO MONTHS GONE BUT BRITAIN'S ROYAL FAMILY COULD TRAVEL TO THE MOON AND BACK WITH THE FUEL THEY'VE GOTTEN FROM PRINCESS KATE.

Perfectly coiffed, not a hair out of place, not a pinch of cellulite captured on camera -- so far the new princess is wearing well on the public.

"Trusty" Kate is the perfect tool to help mend the royals' image after its devastating treatment toward Diana, who would turn be turning 51 on July 1 if she were still alive.

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June 21, 2011

THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW

Richard James Verone's Diagnosis Is In: Smart

QUICK! SOMEBODY HIRE RICHARD JAMES VERONE TO CONCOCT WINNING VIRAL MARKETING CAMPAIGNS. This guy is a genius.

Verone, 59, was tired of being tired, in pain, with ruptured discs in his back, an undiagnosed protuberance in his chest, a sore foot and a raging case of dermatitis. (Okay, he suffers that last affliction in silence.)

But Verone didn't have any health insurance. And when he investigated getting coverage from Medicare, he found out he didn't qualify. A dark realization dawned on him: he'd get better health care if he were a criminal. So Verone became one.

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PUMP IT UP

Tom Cruise Goes White Trash Glam For Rock of Ages

HERE'S A BARE-CHESTED TOM CRUISE LOOKING WHAT THE KIDDIES CALL 'BEAST' -- AND THAT'S A GOOD THING -- in the upcoming screen remake of Broadway's Rock Of Ages.

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June 17, 2011

WHAT GOES AROUND

Jennifer Aniston's Sketchy Taste Strikes Again

JENNIFER ANISTON'S SKETCHY JUDGMENT IN MEN STRIKES AGAIN.

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IN THE NICK OF TIME

Crystal Harris Takes Pity On A Deluded Hugh Hefner

WHY BUY THE OLD HEFNER WHEN YOU CAN JUST MILK HIM?

Crystal Harris has dumped Playboy founder Hugh Hefner just five days before their planned wedding -- but not before appearing on the cover of the magazine as "America's Princess."

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June 16, 2011

SEXY SMART NEVER GETS OLD

Aging Beauty Kim Cattrall Gets The Last Laugh In Monica Velour

SEXY KIM CATTRALL BEMOANS HOLLYWOOD'S LACK OF INTEREST IN WOMEN OVER 50 BUT SHE'S keeping a sense of humor about it.

"Directors here aren't interested in us,'' the former chief Sex In The City tart tells PopEater. " We have to go out there and make them for ourselves which is what I did with Monica Velour.

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June 15, 2011

MILESTONE

Baby Boy Rocks Natalie Portman's World

A HEARTY MAZEL TOV GOES OUT TO NATALIE PORTMAN, WHO DELIVERED HER FIRST CHILD, A SON, YESTERDAY. The baby boy's name has not yet been revealed.

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PEACEMAKER

Mildred Baena Speaks Out, Hopes For Schwarzenegger-Shriver Reconciliation

MILDRED BAENA TOOK THE CASH AND GAVE HELLO! AN INTERVIEW REVEALING HOW MARIA SHRIVER LEARNED HER HUSBAND WAS THE FATHER OF THE MAID'S LOVE CHILD.

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June 14, 2011

HINTS OF PINK

Angelina Is Painted Beautifully In "No Makeup" Louis Vuitton Ad

THE LATEST FICTION ABOUT ''EARTH MOTHER'' ANGELINA JOLIE IS THAT SHE'S A NATURALLY COLORED CREATURE FROM THE LAGOON.

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RENEWED

For Kelsey Grammer, Marriage's Better The Fourth Time Around

KELSEY GRAMMER GUSHED ABOUT HIS NEW AND IMPROVED WIFE TO REPORTERS BEFORE THE TONY AWARDS AT NEW YORK'S BEACON THEATER SUNDAY NIGHT.

Grammer's wife is bride number four, Kayte Walsh, whom he married just days after his marriage to Camille Grammer dissolved last December.

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June 13, 2011

OVERPLAYED

Pull Up A Chair & Pour Me Some Haterade: The Topic Is Pippa

FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO...

The countdown to the inevitable and overdue backlash against the planet's most famous derriere, Pippa Middleton, begins now.

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HE WILL BE MINE

Elisabetta Canalis's 'Secret' To Winning George: Wishful Thinking

EVERY WOMAN KNOWS THAT IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO RUB UP ON GEORGE CLOONEY, you should just enjoy the ride while it lasts. Italian hottie Elisabetta Canalis has been the lucky lady for the past two years, but her days as the most envied woman in the world may be numbered.

Canalis told Italian magazine Chi that she wouldn't be with someone who didn't want to get married and have kids. Umm, does she know who she's dating?

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June 10, 2011

SUCKERED

Fail! Facebook Tattoo Is A Fraud

SOMETIMES THE WEB IS ONE BIG RACE TO "FIRST," which is often confused with being cool and or winning.

I admit it: I'm not cool. For instance, I have yet to write a word on that weiner Anthony Weiner, and ever since my sex columnist graduated to grad school (shout out to Avoine!), there's been scant gratuitous coitus in these parts.

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June 09, 2011

GETTING CARRIED AWAY

Naked Ambition: Lady Gaga Celebrates 'Fashion Icon' Win

WEARING NOTHING BUT PASTIES, A MESH BODY SUIT AND PRONGED THO