Kim arrives and she and Ken get lei’d. Kyle hears Kim’s voice from the hallway and perks up. She races to her door and peeks though the peephole to see where they’re staying. When she sees it's the room next door she puts her ear to the wall to hear what’s going on. Mauricio looks embarrassed but tells Kyle he can hear them on their patio. As Kim and Ken relax outside, talking about ducks, Kyle runs to her patio to peek at them. Kyle tells us it would have been nice if Kim had come to let her know they’d arrived. Yea, it would have been. And it would have been nice for Kyle, even though she only had on a large, fluffy towel, to peek her head out of the door and say hey.

Ken and Lisa are running late for Mauricio’s birthday dinner. When they meet for cocktails Kyle complains to Lisa that she can hear everything going on in her sister's room. But when Lisa intimates maybe she’ll hear sex, Kyle feigns shock and tells her to shut up. They’re called to dinner with a conch shell bellow and they all adjourn to a grassy lawn overlooking the sea. Lisa jokes around and lets Brandi give Ken a kiss hello. She tells us says she doesn’t want to like Brandi but she thinks she’s funny. Ken and Kim saunter in last and Brandi immediately looks uncomfortable.

Kim, just making conversation, says they were late because Ken had to work. Well, that makes Kyle see red and she starts running down the list of Kim’s previous excuses and tells us she thought Ken was retired. Kim spouts some bullshit that he only works one day a week and their departure date fell on that day. “Wednesday,” Ken chips in weakly. Mauricio isn’t falling for it and continues to grill them. Finally, Kim says that’s the story and we’re sticking to it. Camille tells us Ken’s hands were shaking under the table as Mauricio was questioning him. Kyle is disturbed and calls bullshit. As beautiful as the surroundings are, dinner is not off to a good start.

Kyle announces to the table that Taylor told them she’s left Russell. Kim laughs inappropriately, feels bad, and says it was coming anyway, right. Paul, still trying to keep the romantic vibe going, makes a toast to Adrienne. The table tells them to kiss and they do a peck. When everyone says it was too weak a kiss they give the group some tongue action. Brandi tells us she believes they are secret freaks. Kyle keeps flipping her hair and looking pissed. She gossips about Ken and Kyle with Lisa, while they couples makes lovey dovey right across the table from them. Lisa sees Kyle is getting more and more upset and asks her not to cry. Kyle keeps cutting her eyes over to Kim and Ken, eyes filled with ready to drop tears. Her mood infects Mauricio who makes a toast to “the truth,” while looking pointedly at Kim and Ken. Kim wonders why they won’t let it go, she says she’s sorry they were late but they’re there. Then both Mauricio and Kyle ask her to tell the truth and Kim protests that she’s fine and they need to get off her ass. Mauricio says when you’re 36 hours late and then lie, it makes for a very uncomfortable party and nobody can have fun. Everyone looks like they’re not having fun.

The next day finds everyone stuffed in a small, dark bus, looking annoyed. A catamaran trip is planned but they’ve been waiting 20 minutes already for… guess who, Kim and Ken. Everyone is really upset -- it’s like 11 a.m. where the fuck are they? Kyle and Lisa decide to climb over the balcony wall to try to reach the couple. Lisa protests that she doesn’t want to see them humping. Kyle says no one says “humping” anymore. Then they act like Lucy and Ethel as they climb over the thick wall in their heels. Kyle knocks. Lisa, fed up, starts smacking her hand against the door. It seems the couple, groggy, is still in bed. We hear Ken claim they didn’t hear the alarm. Lisa urges them to get a move on, really. When Kyle and Lisa get back to the bus they decide to leave the couple and the bus takes off.

The water looks gorgeous and the cover ups come off. Meanwhile Kim tells us that they didn’t get their wake up call and in their cab Ken’s contacts are hurting him and when they see the catamaran leaving they don’t look too disappointed. Kyle looks back, see the cab and calls out to her sister. The group says there are consequences and they’re not turning back. Kyle says she’s sorry Kim is missing the trip but she was being disrespectful, so, oh well. Lisa says at some stage Kyle has got to stop make excuses for her sister. Back on shore Ken and Kim are already having drinks on the Four Seasons patio, relaxing and having fun. She tells Ken she didn’t need to snorkel today and she’s glad she didn’t go.

On the catamaran, Brandi almost loses her bikini bottom, which would be perfect since she’s such a slut. Then it’s time for everyone to either snorkel and frolic in the blue, blue water or lay out on the stern of the boat in bikinis. Sigh, it’s 40 degrees here in Philly and I’m seething with envy. On the Four Seasons patio, Kim and Ken discuss how rude everyone was to them at dinner. Ken says it’s not right and he won’t stand for anyone putting Kim down. He’s just being sweet and supportive but he always sounds like he’s setting someone up for an “extermination.” They make fun of Mauricio’s grand “truth” toast, kiss and seem good with each other.

On the boat Brandi flirts with the boat captain while Kyle, Lisa and Adrienne talk about the lack of dimples on her thighs. Brandi tells us she knows she reminds Lisa of when she was the hottie tottie around town and that now it’s Brandi’s turn, “clearly.” Please, along with no dimples she has no ass. Only a dog wants a bone, Brandi boo.

Sad, Lifetime-like music plays as we watch Dana visit Taylor. Taylor tells us that since most of her friends are in Hawaii there’s only Dana to comfort her. She’s hired a chef to prepare lunch. We watch him explain what he’s made for them. Looks yummy. They talk about the White party and we see flashbacks of Dana telling everyone she will always believe Taylor and will always have her back. Taylor, looking so forlorn, tearfully tells her that the marriage is over and Russell is gone, I mean, moved out. She’s crying as she tells Dana she’s tried everything, even changing herself, to keep the couple together. Taylor laments not having her girlfriends stand up for her but Dana tells her it was hard for the girls to back her because she stayed with Russell, and he was an s.o.b. But one thing she’s sure of is that Taylor will eventually blossom.

The vacationers gather at the Four Seasons for before-dinner drinks. Kim tells Lisa that she and Ken had good time all day, doing what they wanted to do – relaxing together. Lisa gets a bit miffed at this. She tries to make them understand that they missed a great day but they just don’t care, they were with each other. Kim, now walking along with Adrienne and Paul, is telling them that she and Ken needed to stay quiet today. When Ken walks up he starts acting weird not knowing what was going on. He gets defensive as he misinterprets the group's body language. Kim makes excuses for Ken’s aggression and Paul tells him they were saying nice things about him. He seems surprised.

There’s a beautiful table set up for dinner. These folks know how to dine. And everyone has their own waiter, tres chic! Kyle makes a birthday toast to her husband and professes her love for him, then thanks their friends for coming along. She sets the bait by asking Kim what she did all day. Kim once again recites her story of relaxing with Ken. Now Camille takes offense, telling us Kyle and Mauricio wanted to spend more time with Kim and Ken. The bug up Kyle’s ass grows and she tells us that Kim is being disrespectful of her husband’s birthday. Brandi chimes in to tell us that Kyle needs to call Kim out, that she’s missed 90 percent of what’s been going on. And, she throws substance abuse in there just for good measure.

Not content with the downhill progression dinner is already taking, Kyle picks now to run down everything Kim has supposedly done wrong beginning with missing the flight. Kyle asks why Kim wants to brush over it and Kim is like, please, now is not the time. Then Kyle starts some stupid back and forth sister talk that she should be embarrassed for. Everyone is quiet while she spouts off nonsense. Suddenly, Ken says, “We don’t care.” Kyle looks at him like he must have just lost his mind. But Ken continues, saying he’s tired of the whole thing and he wonders why everyone can’t just enjoy themselves. Yeah, Kyle, what is your problem? Shut up and let everyone enjoy themselves instead of replaying you and your sister in your twin beds and jammies. Kim tells Ken it’s time to go and they get up and leave. Kyle tells us she doesn’t want them at her table anyway and, ”they should scram.” Yea, she said “scram.”

Lisa says Kyle is just frustrated because they don’t get the truth from Kim. Outside Ken says he was just tired of hearing the voice. Ha. Back inside Kyle is still talking about them, now it’s how they were late at 11 a.m., and it’s not like it was 5 a.m. Kyle plays victim and says Kim always makes her the bad guy. But tonight she is the bad guy. Her manners are awful and I can’t believe no one calls her on it. Guess they love the drama too. Lisa says they need to just accept Kim. Which is true. Accept her as a flibbertigibbet, that she’ll always be late, always say something crazy. That’s just Kim. But Kyle says she just can’t ignore it.