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On Newsstands Now: Lady Gaga Fears Creative Discharge

By Elizabeth C.

CONTINUING ITS DOMINION OVER A-LISTOPIA, VANITY FAIR'S September issue stars this minute's pop mania, Lady Gaga.

In the interview, which hits the newsstands August 4, Lady G reveals that she has deep, dark secrets, some of which she'll be glad to share.

First and foremost: Stephani Germanotta is "lonely," and she fears her deep wells of creativity seeping from her vagina if she has sex.

"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina,"' she tells contributing editor Lisa Robinson.

She also reveals that she's "perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist,” and that her demanding schedule leaves her little time to meet people. "I'm quite celibate now," she says, and we imagine that's a good thing lest she drip the smell of her bad romances all over New York's sidewalks.

Stephani also admits that she still uses cocaine. "I won't lie; it's occasional. And when I say occasional, I mean maybe a couple of times a year."

But she also says that drugs were involved in her "ultimate low point," and she warns her little monsters away from the bad stuff.

"I do not want my fans to ever emulate that or be that way. I don’t want my fans to think they have to be that way to be great. It’s in the past. It was a low point, and it led to disaster.”

All in all, it sounds like an entertaining meal for Monsters and laypersons too.