Just days after Tiger's divorce was finalized, Rachel ALLEGEDLY blathered: "I feel horrible for him. He loved Elin. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me. I’d give up everything to be with him again.”

By which we think she means ransoming off her latest alleged tryst, kidnap victim Jeremy London. Either that, or give up the whispered $10 million she pocketed for keeping Tiger's sexual peccadilloes on the low-down.

And if Ti returns to his once forbidden conquest, he wouldn't be the first guy. Brad Pitt threw over Jennifer Aniston for Angelina and doesn't seem the worse off for it, save for the scraggly beard he was wearing for a while. And Prince Charles married the slut with whom he cheated on the Princess Diana of England.

In a world in which truth is often stranger than fiction, anything's possible. Look out, paps.