PLAYAS WANNA PLAY

Speidi To World: Supersize My Fame!

IN A DESPERATE MOVE TO PROLONG THEIR 15 MINUTES ON THE WORLD'S STAGE, The Hills' stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt keep spawning dramas for the tabloids.

After Heidi announced that she plans divorcing her husband of one year, Spencer fired back, telling TMZ that he has a sex tape of Heidi that he'll release if she doesn't halt the proceedings.

The alleged sex tape features not just Spencer and Heidi, but Heidi and Karissa Shannon, half of the twin set that used to hook up with Hugh Hefner.

The faux drama continues with estranged husband and wife now snapped together in Costa Rica, where they reportedly fled to 'reconcile.'

"We're working things through," Spencer told MTV News. "Clearly I care for her, but the divorce is a superficial title 'cause I didn't cheat on her. And then she divorces me to clean her image."

Not only does Heidi want to clean her image but also her body.

She gave an interview to Life & Style saying she's still in severe pain from her many procedures and that she feels "trapped" in her body. She wants her G-cup implants out.

Heidi's latest pronouncement comes just a week after her plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan died in a car crash. She told Life& Style that besides not being able to hug her dogs she can't live a normal life.

"I'm obsessed with fitness but it's impossible to work out with these boobs," she says. "It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life."