5 Tips For Tiger Woods As He Roars Back To The (Dating) Game
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Five Tips For Tiger Woods Before He Roars Back To The (Dating) Game
AS TIGER WOODS TRIES TO GET HIS GROOVE BACK ON THE GOLF GREENS, WE PREDICT IT WON'T BE AS HARD for him to return to playing the dating game.
TMZ already's quoting somebody saying that Rachel Uchitel's recalibrating her sight back in his direction, though I'm not sure that'll work if the fallen golf god really did pay her a reported $10 million to keep her mouth zipped.
There's something pathetic about Tiger now knowing that millions of dollars, a beautiful wife and two beautiful kids weren't enough to fill his leaky soul.
Now that he's officially back on the market, here's some advice for the playboy:
1. Wear condoms, unless you want a few more babies from whom you spend the rest of your life estranged.
2. Keep in mind that your new wife will be the same as the old wife: wanting commitment, children, financial security. It's the worst joke of all on the man who yearned for greener grass.
3. Remember that you’ve got to pay to play. You’re about to be bombarded by every type of woman: skinny, fat, black, white, honest, player – all of whom will want to live a life of luxury with you. One way or another, each one of them will own a piece of you.
4. Honesty really is the best policy. Ti, you’ve lost the PR war. It’s over. No one will take you at your word again. The only way back is by keeping things real, getting in the habit of telling the truth.
5. Nothing is ever really forgotten or forgiven. Try to be a better person, to be less selfish, as you go forward and rebuild your life.
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Don't rush into marriage again! Take things nice and slow!
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Posted by: Racy JC | August 25, 2010 02:43 PM