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Where Will The Fallen Redeem Themselves? Larry King To Retire

By Miz J

Miz JIS IT TRUE? Is Larry King finally hanging up his suspenders and calling it a night?

Actually, I use the word "night" loosely here. With a guy his age, it's more like 4 p.m. But I digress.
Those are some mighty big shoulder pads to fill. Without him, who will ask the hard questions, like, "What's your favorite color?" Who will welcome the D-listers with such open arms as he has?

Larry King was born in 36 BC, and it’s rumored that he got his start in the business by discovering the man who discovered fire. King has conducted some 50,000 interviews with notables in politics, sports and entertainment, winning an Emmy Award, two Peabody Awards, and ten Cable ACE Awards. Some two million smoke signals and cave drawings later, Larry King Live debuted on CNN, where his softball interviewing style has made broadcast history -- and created a safe place for recently fallen from grace, not-really-very-sorry luminaries to pay lip service to their fans.

This is a sad day for the news business. I believe Mr. King is the last of the bowtie-and-suspenders reporters. Which means it’s all real, bad, news from here on out. And that’s the worst news of all.

Miz J, who works in advertising, is a regular contributor and resident expert on all things Mad Men.

June 30, 2010

CRIMINAL

Credit: José M. Osorio/Tribune

After Sadistic Cop's Conviction, Demands For Answers From Daley

By Elizabeth C.

Credit: People's WorldSADISTIC FORMER CHICAGO COP JON BURGE'S NO LONGER protected by the word 'accused.'

The retired commander of the city's violent crimes unit was convicted Tuesday of charges related to allegations that he tortured black men in his custody.

"It got to the point where it was him versus everyone else," juror Gary Dollinger, 31, told the press.

Burge was found guilty of two counts of obstruction of justice and one count of perjury. The conviction comes two decades after complaints first emerged against Burge but does not answer why the system protected him for so long.

"This case is not about Jon Burge,’" said Francine Sanders, who authored a report on Burge’s torture for the police Office of Professional Standards. "It's about a system, a culture, a sickness in human nature that allows things like this to happen."

The city's mayor, Richard M. Daley, was the Cook County State’s Attorney in the 80s when the abuse occurred. Mary Mitchell, a prominent columnist for the Chicago Sun-Times, maintains he owes the city “further explanation” of how Burge was able to get away with torture.

"Hopefully, the Burge conviction will not only be a wake-up call for the police officers who tend to be heavy-handed, but also for citizens who are concerned about policing in their neighborhoods,’’ she wrote.

Flint Taylor, an attorney for several men who accused Burge of torture, already plans to file a civil suit against Burge and Daley on behalf of Ronald Kitchen, "a Burge accuser whose murder conviction was overturned," according to the New York Times.

Victims of the abuse, which included shocks, burns and games of Russian Roulette, were ecstatic after the guilty verdicts were announced.

“These people stole my fucking life," said Mark Clements, 45, who spent 28 years locked up after being tortured by Burge’s staff into confessing to murder. "I sat in a prison cell, and I prayed for this day."

THE FUTURE IS NOW

The Terrafugia has been approved for sale

Feds Give Thumbs Up To Flying Car

By Elizabeth C.

THE SPACE AGE WILL SOON BE PULLING IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

The Federal Aviation Agency (FAA) has approved the saLe of the first flying car.

The Terrafugia, designed by MIT engineers, got the thumbs up despite weighing 110 pounds more than typical "light sport aircraft.'' But the federal agency ruled that as long as buyers were informed of the extra weight, the hybrid could be sold.

Light sport aircraft require only 20 hours of flight time for pilot licensing.

The futuristic flying machine is expected to hit the market in 2011 and sell for about $200K.

The hybrid can transform from car into plane in 30 seconds and will go twice as far in the air than on the ground with a tank of regular gas. Its arrival ushers in the cartoon personal spaceships that captivated America's attention in the space-theme TV show, The Jetsons.



June 29, 2010

STILL PLAYING THE GAME

Credit: Vanity Fair

Angelina Jolie Keeps Yanking Our Chain About Retiring

By Madi S.

Madi S.JUST IN TIME FOR JULY'S RELEASE OF SALT, ANGELINA JOLIE talks about life as mom to six kids and partner to the sexiest man alive in the upcoming Vanity Fair.

In exchange for the mag cover, Ang reveals character traits about the kids. And for once, she removes her superhero cape and admits that she's got her hands full with her brood and worries about having enough time for them in the future.

"It's easy when they're small and don't require much emotional support,'' she said.

Thirst-Inspiring: Angelina Jolie In Salt Trailer

"But they’re going to need a lot more talking in the middle of the night, like I did with my mom for hours.”

Which is funny because that doesn't that sound like Angie's rationalizing her hectic schedule? Or does she really think young kids don't need one-on-one attention and cuddling? Ha! Tell that to the child psychologists.

Describing the kids, she calls Maddox "a real intellectual” and says Zahara’s "got an extraordinary voice and is just so elegant and well spoken.” She also describes Shiloh as "hysterically funny,” and twins Knox and Viv as "classic boy and girl.”

And Pax? Hello? Remember him? Ang fails to mention the middle child.

VF'S reporter also manages to wrestle this revelation out of her: She thinks Brad is lucky to spend time with the kids in Venice.

"I keep telling Brad he owes me. He’s had a few months off in one of the most beautiful cities in the world with the children. And he’s such an artist and goes to the stone yards and the art exhibits, and loves being in such a cultural place."

Brad should consider making his own movie soon to get a break from babysitting. But ...not yet!

Despite her constant threats to retire, Ang is rumored to be signed for an upcoming remake of Cleopatra. And if that happens, she'll need Brad on full-time daddy duty again.

Will Cleopatra be her last movie? Don't bet your Rolos on it. Even though Ang calls acting a "luxury" that she won't do much longer," we've heard that one before.

Here's my prediction: by the time Angie actually quits, Hollywood will have stopped calling.

Madi S. is mom to two kids and three cats. She loves pop culture news, movies, fashion, travel, reading and observing the world.

TRANSFORMED

Brian Gets His Girl

Breaking Millions Of Hearts, Megan Fox Gets Married

By Elizabeth C.

THOSE MUFFLED CRIES EMANATING FROM AMERICA'S BEDROOMS THIS MORNING? Pubescent boys awaking to the news that fantasy conquest Megan Fox is officially off the market.

TMZ reports that the screen siren with the potty mouth made it official with longtime beau Brian Austin Green while vacationing in Hawaii. The couple met on the set of TV's Hope And Faith in 2004. "It was very hush hush.

Everyone was sworn to secrecy," a source told the online tab.

It's the first wedding for both though Green has an eight-year-old son with actress Vanessa Marcil.

The couple attempted to separate in 2009 but the breakup didn’t take, and the two soon resumed their relationship. They became engaged for a second time in June shortly after which Megan was quoted saying, "We are just even more committed to each other and we always have been. I am more in love with him now than I was in the beginning."

We sincerely wish the beautiful couple happiness and a life free of the need to remove their tattoos of each other’s names.

And proving just how tenuous marriage vows can be, Sandra Bullock's divorce from Jesse James is officially a done deal just three months after a Nazi-posing stripper revealed she had an affair with the Oscar winner’s husband.

TMZ confirms that the divorce papers were signed and sealed last week in Texas.

FUNDAMENTALLY

Otis McDonald outside Supreme Court. Credit: AP

In A City Beset By Crime, Gun Ban Raises Question Of Fairness

By Elizabeth C.

IN A CITY WHERE GUNS HAVE BEEN BANISHED SINCE 1982, more than 80 people were reported shot in the last 10 days. And more than 200 have been killed so far this year.

That reality underscores the debate at the crux of gun control, which suffered a setback Monday when the U.S. Supreme Court effectively overturned Chicago's stringent handgun ban.

"Politicians are frustrated and they don't think of [the problem] logically," said Don Mastrianni, the owner of Illinois Gun Works, located just outside of Chicago. "They like to spout off about common sense. But where's the common sense when they write these regulations?

"Personally they have good intentions,'' he said.

"They’d like to do something about crime. If you find a way to sit everybody down, in this case criminals, and agree that their not going to hurt anybody, then I’m sure you can get everybody else to cooperate.”

By a 5-4 majority, the High Court reaffirmed that “self-defense is a basic right, recognized by many legal systems from ancient times to the present day.

Anticipating the court’s ruling, Mayor Richard Daley declared last week that he wouldn't back down from restricting gun ownership, which the city’s council could take up new regulation as soon as Wednesday.

But despite any new attempts at keeping guns out of Chicago residents’ hands ignores the reality of their ubiquity already.

“The criminals really don’t [abide by the law] and that’s part of the problem that they don’t address,’’ Mastrianni , 56, said of legislators.

Mastrianni's sentiments were echoed by the plaintiffs in the case against Chicago.

"I'm so happy. I'm so happy," Otis McDonald said after the ruling was announced and said it would enable law-abiding citizens to protect themselves from "drug dealers and gangbangers across the United States." He thanked the Justices “for having the courage to right a wrong, which has impacted many lives long ago and will protect lives for many years to come."

Another plaintiff, Colleen Lawson, declared the city’s “crime buffet” had been closed down.

But the ruling was troubling to Thom Mannard, Executive Director of the Illinois Council Against Handgun Violence, who predicted more gun crimes for Chicago.

"The truth is that, based on overwhelming research, allowing Chicago's residents to possess handguns will dramatically increase the risk of gun suicides, students gaining access to handguns and likely carrying them to school, and certainly unintentional shootings by toddlers and children who find weapons," he wrote.

June 28, 2010

REPRESENTING

Skittles trailer at Gay Pride Parade

Chicago's Rainbow Coalition Celebrates Gay Pride

By Elizabeth C.

RAIN HAD THREATENED THE GAY PARADE. BUT BY LATE MORNING THE SUN OUTED ITSELF AND WAS FOLLOWED BY THE RAINBOW.

Gay and straight and young and old and male and female converged on Chicago's Boystown Sunday afternoon to partake in the 41st year of the Gay Pride Parade. Drag queens sashayed, roller skaters zigzagged, and beefy boys in glittery briefs gyrated toward the crowd.

Fun and fluids spilled into the street as an event that started out as struggle for sexual freedom became a celebration of the movement's success. About 250 registered entries, some as loud as the vuvuzela, blared their support for Gay America. The fight for equality may be ongoing in workplaces and in courthouses, but along these approximately 30 city blocks -- and in other cities all around the U.S. Sunday -- freedom was evident in this rainbow coalition.

"If others don't want to accept me, I have hundreds of thousands of people who will accept me," a "jubilant" Katie Spain told the Chicago Tribune. "They'll love me for who I am."

Credit: Timefortea3 on Flickr
A parade participant proudly announces his mission. Photo credit goes to Timefortea3 on Flickr.

Photo credit: June Ann Blazek on Flickr
The saying went something like, "Even a Bozo is for gay rights.' Photo credit goes to June Ann Blazek on Flickr.

Credit:  Rick Aiello Photography on Flickr
Rainbow ladies looking radiant in their parade finery. Photo credit: Rick Aiello Photography on Flickr.

Credit: June Ann Blazek on Flickr.
No surrender here as rainbow flags fly high through the crowd. Photo credit: June Ann Blazek on Flickr.

June 27, 2010

SUPER STITCHINS

Oscar The Bionic Cat

World's Luckiest Cat Lands Bionic Legs After Farming Accident

By Elizabeth C.

THAT OSCAR IS ALIVE AT ALL BELIES THE OLD WIVES' TALE THAT BLACK CATS ARE UNLUCKY.

In fact, few felines of any color have ever been so blessed as the suburban London feline whose back paws were amputated in a farming accident.

The two-year-old "moggie" is lucky in several ways: he has owners who loved him so much they were willing to pay in excess of $3,000 for him to receive prosthetic paws and surgery.

And he benefited by proximity to the Eashing veterinarian who implanted the metal "pegs'' into his ankle bone.

"The real revolution," says veterinary "neuro-orthopaedic" surgeon Noel Fitzpatrick, is that Oscar's skin grew over the metal creating in essence "an extremely tight bone."

"We had to do a lot of soul-searching," Kate Nolan, the cat's owner, said on Fitzpatrick's website, "and our main concern has always been whether this operation would be in Oscar's best interests and would give him a better quality of life."

The expense of saving Oscar's life has ethicists questioning the wisdom of spending so much on a severely injured cat when so many others go without homes and face euthanasia. But the groundbreaking procedure has already been applied on a woman who was injured in a bombing.

"He's just the best cat in the world,'' said Dr. Fitzpatrick.

I can't tell you how good it feels to keep him alive."

And, in a fitting ending for the media age in which we live, Oscar will now become a reality television star: his recovery will be spotlighted in an upcoming BBC One documentary series entitled The Bionic Vet. Is there any doubt that Oscar has landed on his feet?





June 25, 2010

KEEPING A STIFF UPPER EYEBROW

Credit: Today Show

A Face Mr. Spock Could Love: Kate Gosselin Gets Botox

By Madi S.

Madi S.KATE GOSSELIN WAS GRASPING FOR AIR AFTER HER messy divorce, a house full of kids, a so-so samba with Dancing with the Stars, and the sudden death of her family reality show.

The crusty mommy needed change, a little pick-me-up.

So what does she do? Get a new haircut that will be criticized and analyzed by every cockamame two-bit blogger. No.

Worse: a Botox treatment that makes her look like Mr. Spock's wife.

US magazine reports that Kate was photographed on Monday showing noticeably smoother skin and spiked eyebrows. Comparing pictures of the new Kate to the old Kate, Dr. Michael Olding of George Washington University's division of plastic surgery, concluded:

"She looked much better in the earlier photo: great hair, nice smile and a normal brow position."

And NYC-based Dr. Steven Pearlman explains: "The center of her eyebrows are dropped and spread, which can happen from Botox treatment of the forehead frown lines."

So with all these expertise we feel sorry for Kate going through so much trouble and ending up with a botched face. At only 35, I would recommend that she find other ways to feel good about herself: A night out with the girlfriends, a shopping spree, a mini vacation to Hawaii.

Get a hobby, Kate, write a novel -- but hold the needle!

Madi S. is mom to two kids and three cats. She loves pop culture news, movies, fashion, travel, reading and observing the world.

GOING VINTAGE

Avoine

Close Encounter Of The Rubber Kind: Trying On The Female Condom

Credit: Female Health CompanyBy Avoine Sauvage

WHEN I TOLD A FRIEND I WAS GOING TO TRY A FEMALE CONDOM, SHE RESPONDED, "Hello, 1986, how are you doing?"

But to claim that female condoms have "vintage appeal" is blatant euphemism. There is nothing -- and I mean n-o-t-h-i-n-g -- aesthetically attractive about a female condom. Yet, there is a renewed push to promote their use among women who are twice more likely to be infected with HIV through unprotected heterosexual intercourse than men.

A new "generation" of female condoms, the FC2, is made exclusively by the Female Health Company of Chicago. Unlike the first female condom approved by the FDA, the FC2 is made of nitrile as opposed to polyurethane, making it less expensive and thus more accessible than its predecessor.

I learned all this after catching word of the Female Health Company distributing 3.5 million of these little numbers to attendees of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

In recognition of the newsworthiness of the topic, I did what any respectable young journalist would do:

I sent a saucy text message to my estranged Cornell guy. We hadn't spoken in two weeks.

10 pm. Me: "Question/favor."

Cornell: "Sigh. Okay."

Me: "They’re passing out female condoms at the World Cup. I want to write about it. But it's crucial I know what they’re like."

Cornell: "Wait -- does that mean I don't have to wear a condom?"

Me: "Precisely."

Cornell: "Okay, I’m listening."

Me: “Female condoms. In the sake of art/journalism."

Cornell: "And my dong."

At 2 am, after I getting home after a few drinks after work, I picked Cornell up from a bar, stopping off at Walgreens on the way. I combed the family planning aisle but my search proves futile. I ask the pharmacist. He tells me that he could order me some, and I explain that would do me no good. I ask him a few questions, and he likens the aesthetic of a female condom to "an old gramophone."

Long story short, I couldn’t find any FC2s that evening. I pick Cornell up anyway and we had sex. And it was great, the details of which, however, are inconsequential.

Determined to get my hands on a female condom, I employ research methods more fruitful than half-drunkenly interrogating a Walgreens pharmacist at 2 am. I discovered a list of clinics that provide them for free at www.ringonit.org, the website of Chicago initiative that promotes the FC2. I wound up at a clinic in Humboldt Park, where I got three FC2s, a few male condoms (shitty Lifestyles, but good for emergencies), and some packets of lube. Score!

So now I had three FC2s and nothing to do with them. I couldn’t rouse Cornell again; I think he may have felt used as a subject in an experiment. So, begrudgingly (because I’d still totally fuck him), I unwrapped one by myself. It feels like a male condom only with double the rings and about triple the surface area.

"I'm puttin' it in!" I yelled to my three roommates. "Let us know how it goes," they yell back.

I was surprised to find that the smaller top ring that fit around my cervix was detached from the inside of the condom. It looked exactly like the Nuva-Ring birth control ring I used to use. This makes sense, of course, because women’s cervixes are positioned at different angles. A movable top-ring would be crucial, but it seemed somehow unstable to me. Totally irrational, I know.

There was enough lube on the condom to get it in (though I'd most likely be wet when inserting one next to a hot sweaty naked dude). I definitely had to put lube on the inside of the condom -- which did, in fact, come out of me and encircle my vadge like a gramophone – to get the ol' dual-action vibe in. I imagine you'd go through a lot of lube to keep a latex bag feeling "real" for the guy.

I wonder what feels better to guys -- a male condom that fits snugly and doesn’t really move, or a female condom, which is essentially a ziplock sandwich bag? What if a couple used both kinds of condom; would the friction of the rubber create a smell like when a car peels out of a parking lot? (Then I learn that using both increases risks of rips or slips; OK, bad idea.) I'll hopefully be able to experiment and report these nuances soon.

Though I have most likely squandered my friends-with-benefits-excluding-the-friendship-part relationship with Cornell, I did learn quite a bit about the female condom, about which I was admittedly pretty ignorant before this experience.

I learned that one can use them for anal sex as well as vaginal sex, so "female" condoms can be applied to gay male couples as well as straight couples.

FC2s may also be reusable if they are disinfected, dried, and relubricated. This is a cost-efficient and eco-friendly notion, though unfortunately should only be employed in times of "dire" need.

I also read that the outer ring could add clitoral stimulation, so…that's fucking sweet.

Who knows – maybe the revival of the seemingly vintage will catch on.

What's your pleasure? Got a problem? Write to Avoine at AvoineSauvage@CrabbyGolightly.com

TOOL FOR LOVE

Madonna and Lourdes

Material Girl Sells Her Daughter In Newest Marketing Campaign

By Staff

PROVING SHE HAS NO BOUNDARIES WHEN IT COMES TO SELLING, Madonna is set to launch a teen clothing line with her 13-year-old daughter, Lourdes.

Reviewers say the Material Girl line harkens back to Madonna's 80s persona, mixing crucifixes with lace and leather.

"I think this line is absolutely an extension of her taste," Madonna fake-cooed in a news release about the line which debuts in August at Macy's.

"We like to combine … a plaid or a flannel with a lace, or leather with lace or rhinestones. So we mix and match textures and fabrics and elements that are both masculine and feminine."

We know after three decades that Madonna's a master at mixing business with pleasure. But she crosses into dangerous territory when she uses her girl to sell, turning her into fair game for the media. Won't be long now before Lola's subjected to more snipes about her unibrow. (You see what I mean?)


June 24, 2010

LIKE A PRAYER

Gaga falls in London

Lady Gaga Falls Off Her Pedestal In London

By Elizabeth C.

FAME MONSTER LADY GAGA falls to her knees in worship of her paparazzi in London. Because she knows that without them she'd be just a third-place winner in a talent contest.

Going Gaga For The Fame Monster: Lady G on Etsy



But seriously, Gah should trade her platformed space shoes in for moon boots to give her some bounce. You know, let her pick herself up fast and help save face fast.

The pop idol falls so often in her goonish boots that pretty soon all her little monsters are going to thinking it's part of the act. Then again, you never can tell with Stefani.



June 23, 2010

FAME BITCHES

Credit: CraigGleason on Etsy

Going Gaga For The Fame Monster: Lady G on Etsy

By Elizabeth C.

YOU'VE HEARD OF HOLLA BACKS BUT WHAT ABOUT GAGA BACKs? They're the coin of the new realm known as Gaga Land. Hand-drawn scratch morphing George Washington into blond drag queen. How fitting! Artist Craig Gleason is offering this limited series of Gah currency on Etsy for $150. Everything is larger than real life in Gaga Land

And there's more from where that came! Lady G manifests all sorts of imaginative commerce by Etsy artisans. Check out a few other Gaga-inspired finds on Etsy on the jump.

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Is this "in" in New York's dance clubs? Or perhaps you're booked for an orgy of Lady G love? You've just found what you're looking for. Called "the original bubblegum pvc bow." As if there were any other kind. $34 on blueberryshoes on Etsy.

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Heading to the joint? Claim your rank in the scary hierarchy with these House of Gah inspired glasses. They're, ahem, smoking! $49.95 by spoiledxxxstar on Etsy.

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Show off your monster status with a ring by sillsgirl on Etsy. Or go totally Gah and buy one for every finger. Several Gah designs available. $14 apiece.

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For channeling your inner villain, the Lady Gaga poster by artisticDOOM on Etsy. Perfect for your bathroom wall so you'll see it as you exit your shower-cum-villain-changing booth. $15.

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My fav -- a downloadable, foldable paper Lady Gaga. Perfect for the office to remind you of your life outside the cubicle. And at $1.99 by far the best value. By simplesleek on Etsy.

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Gaga-Inspired Macbook Apple Laptop Decal in different designs. By IvyBee on Etsy. $12.99 and available for different laptop sizes.

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Pure pop art inspired by music's reigning trash. By Aerosol Upliftment on Etsy. $120 for a 20"x16" stretched canvas. Also available in $15 print.

PULP FICTION

Gaga on <i>Rolling Stone</i> Stefani on her way to the ballpark

Egads! Lady Gaga's Photoshop Of Horrors

By Elizabeth C.

LADY GAGA IS A FRAUD!

That ain't her butt and those aren't her legs that she's wielding like weapons on the cover of the Rolling Stone. And never you mind the machine guns that she's cozying up to.

While bloggers frequently spank fashion magazines for photoshopping models, that same beautifying's going on here.

Gah's legs appear longer and less muscular than they look in recent pics of her strutting in ripped leggings to a visit to the New York Mets, where she sat in Jerry Seinfeld's box. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Her little monsters are smart enough to know the real deal.

"Whatever artist was commissioned to Photoshop her butt needs to be fired," snipes LesleyBurt at the fansite Gaga Daily. "We should submit this to the Photoshop Fail blog. Sooooo horribly done, ew."

And _Klou_ concurswhile bragging: “She looks great in that pic, but they definitely did some photo shopping with her ass. She has a nice ass anyway, but it’s pretty obvious by how fake it looks. And I have seen it enough in pictures (and in person) to know it doesn’t look like that.”

And Biggermonster comments, “I love Gaga, but this is a rather poor photo-shop. Her bum is simply spectacular in real life, but here it looks comical, like it was clearly drawn in. Maybe that’s the point?”

The attention addict Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta confesses in the mag’s interview that she doesn’t want people to see her as human.

"This is showbiz for me," Gaga says.

"I don't want people to see that I'm a human being."

Guess what, Gah? It works! Though this picture doesn't actually scream music -- but more like run for your life!

What should we do, monsters? Do we accept her fake persona -- or subject her to the firing line? You be the judge.

June 22, 2010

FEELINGS

Obama and his daughters

Obama Bot? Not When It Comes To Being Daddy

By Elizabeth C.

HE MAY BE A Roomba when it comes to the BP oil spill, but President Obama's clearly feels the privilege of being a father.

In comments he made on Father's Day and earlier today in Washington, D.C. -- Obama convinces us that he's no robo daddy.

"Without hesitation, the most challenging, most fulfilling, most important job I will have during my time on this Earth is to be Sasha and Malia's father," Obama told reporters earlier today.

And yesterday, while announcing a new federal mentoring program for families, Obama said he regretted missing important moments in his daughters' lives for the sake of his his political career.

"I know I've missed out on moments in my daughters' lives that I'll never get back, and that's a loss that's hard to accept," he said during a Father's Day public appearance.

"I can't legislate fatherhood," he continued. "But what we can do is send a clear message to our fathers that there's no excuse for failing to meet their obligations. Our children don't need us to be superheroes. They don't need us to be perfect. They do need us to be present."

Obama was abandoned by his own father whom he met only once when he was 10 years old.


June 21, 2010

PRICKLY TOPIC

Dr. Ehlers demonstrating her invention

Don't Call Rape-Axe "Condom"

Misnomer Stigmatizes World Cup Weapon Against AIDS

By Elizabeth C.

AN ANTI-RAPE DEVICE DEBUTING AT THE WORLD CUP IS being criticized by health care workers as form of "medieval" "provocation."

But the sheath with "teeth" that clamp down on the penis of a sexual predator also threatens to further stigmatize the female condom.

Dr. Sonnet Ehlers created Rape-Axe 40 years after encountering a rape victim who told her, "If only I had teeth down there." Now Ehlers has sold her home and car to launch her product at the World Cup in South Africa where she's distributing 30,000 of her rape shields for free.

But Ehlers calls her creation the "anti-rape condom" -- language which threatens to stigmatize the actual female condom on a continent where women already "struggle to negotiate safe sex".

About 3.5 million female condoms officially sanctioned by the World Health Organization -- and produced by Chicago's Female Health Company – are also being distributed for free during the World Cup games to curtail the spread of HIV.

"It's a public health issue,’’ said Rebecca Kizaric, Female Health's training manager, "especially in South Africa where the rates of infection are so high."

According to the international AIDS charity Avert, in the same month that South Africa hosts the games 23,000 of its citizens will die of AID.

Worldwide, 33.2 million people, 15.4 million of which are women aged 15 years and older, are now living with HIV, according to UNAID, and AIDS is the leading cause of death of women 15 to 44 worldwide.

Victoria Kajja, from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Uganda, criticizes the Ehlers' contraption for enslaving women emotionally while offering false security. "The fears surrounding the victim, the act of wearing the condom in anticipation of being assaulted, all represent enslavement that no woman should be subjected to," Jaija told interviewers.

According to Human Rights Watch, "South Africa has the highest rates in the world of rape reported to the police. A survey released in June by the Medical Research Council of South Africa found that 28 percent of men surveyed had raped a woman or girl; one in 20 said they had raped a woman or girl in the past year."

PROMISES PROMISES

Brian & Megan

Mega Hot Megan Fox Re-Ups Promise To Marry Long Time Beau

By Madi S.

Madi S.MEGAN FOX, THE TRANSFORMERS VIXEN, IS ENGAGED FOR A SECOND TIME TO THE SAME GUY.

The sultry sex symbol, who says she's slept with only two men, is betrothed once again to Brian Austin Green. The love birds were vacationing in Hawaii on June 1 when he put a ring on Megan's finger. But the starlet says marriage has been the plan all along.

"We've been engaged for four years, so I don't know why the story is breaking now like it's new," she told E! News at the premiere of her new flick ‘Jonah Hex’ on Thursday. "But I'm happy to still be engaged and still be with him."

Sources say that in the excitement of the moment, Megan lost her new 2-carat bling. "I saw her jumping up and down," a witness said about the proposal, which took place at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel in Hawaii. "Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand."

Is to bad luck to lose the ring? Are they going to break it off and maybe try again next year? Megan is so sure that he is the man, she told People that she's "I'm more in love with him now than I was in the beginning."

As ridiculous as Megan sometimes comes off, she sounds pretty confident when talking about her relationship with Green whom she says understands the pressure of fame.

"He's the one person that I know that if I'm struggling and everything's getting crazy, I can call."

Ring or not, we wish these two hotties good luck and beautiful babies on their journey.

Madi S. is mom to two kids and three cats. She loves pop culture news, movies, fashion, travel, reading and observing the world.

June 19, 2010

LOOKING SPIFFY

Mr. Good Humor Man

Serious About Good Humor


AN ICE CREAM MAN FIXATES on polishing his truck outside Wrigley Field Friday. Hawking cold treats would have to wait.

June 18, 2010

WRINGER

Credit: Bravo

Train Wreck Of Magic Proportions: The Real Housewives Of New York Finale

By Sexy Chatty Catty

SexyChattyCattyWHEN WE LAST LEFT THE LADIES, KELLY had walked off the set. And didn't she look great in that white one-shoulder little flowy dress?

LuAnn covers her mouth and giggles a bit as Bethenny continues to shout that Kelly has emotional and psychological problems and that talking to her is like talking to Humpty Dumpty. Sonja says she was a downer and that after she left they had a great time. Tell it like it is, Son.

Ramona says that she, at least,went out of her way to be nice to Kelly, especially after Kelly'd phoned before the trip to ask if she was going to get beat up on. We learn she didn't just leave but got escorted to the plane by producers. Then Kelly quietly returns with an attitude.

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The ladies insist everyone was cool except Kelly.

Kelly claims Sonja was the only woman that was fun and Sonja continues to say she still thinks Kelly was the aggressor. Ramona spills that Kelly said she had no feelings during her entire marriage and Kelly accuses her of hitting the Pinot Grigio. Alex says she thought Kelly would be cool once away from LuAnn and Jill but, well, no.

Kelly throws out the breakthrough not breakdown line and says that 40-year old women should act better. Ramona insists no one was mean to her. Kelly accuses them of being jealous and of hateful behavior. Jill wants to drop it and the others agree.

We see them having a good time before Jill shows up on the island with her Long Island accented "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii." Everyone's grim as they appear one by one in the inset watching the wrenching scene again. Jill says she got the message loud and clear that she was not wanted. Sonja says it's inappropriate to show up uninvited. Jill rolls her eyes when Sonja says Alex even started hyperventilating.

Jill says Ramona acted like it would be the end of the world if she didn't come on the trip but that she never promised to come. She and Ramona bicker about Ramona calling Jill to voice concern for Kelly. Bethenny says she also told Jill she needed to deal with Kelly, that the girl was going buck wild.

Then Jill accuses Ramona of being a horrible host and not even offering her and Bobby and glass of water. Where did that come from? But it got Ramona hot, hot, hot. She gets up off the couch and points and rails at Jill that she came in like a queen and thought they should worship her. Then everyone talks at once but when they calm down Ramona goes on about how nasty Jill is to her when the cameras are on and that she acts differently when they’re off.

LuAnn tries to come to Jill’s defense saying she went to St. John with the right intentions. Then Jill accuses Alex of causing all their troubles and wonders where her contempt comes from. Alex says Jill was so insensitive in St. John and if she had come in more humbly the situation would have gone better. Jill apologizes to Ramona for the surprise but said she wanted to talk to Bethenny and would go across the world to see Ramona. Ramona’s red-eyed as she says she thought Jill might come. She had asked Bethenny and Alex how they would feel about that and both said it would not be cool AT ALL.

Kelly throws in some stupid nonsense about acting but everyone just ignores her. Ramona says she spoke to Jill afterwards, and Jill cried and Ramona was sorry she had hurt her.

Kelly goes on about folks running back and forth, calling the women 8th graders and Ramona looks to the heavens and says "Oh, please just shut up." Jill's crying again and says she’s done but doesn’t walk off.

On to LuAnn: Her divorce, girl talk at the sauna, looking for fun not serious, kissing the blond fey guy, apartment shopping, at the recording studio, feeling James Brown, awful Auto-tune song, suck up producer, new French love.

She gushes over her new young Frenchie and how her ex would be surprised that she was dating a Jew. Andy asks if he's still with the Ethiopian princess and she says she doesn’t think so. A viewer says both Bethenny and Ramona called her out on extramarital affairs and LuAnn shuts up fast. Ramona’s embarrassed, says she didn’t know LuAnn was on the other end of the phone. Jill and that damn speaker-phone. LuAnn's a bit teary as she says she's trying to keep some things private. Countess title talk. Then a viewer's email that Cort was weird. She insists that she likes him and that they had chemistry but just didn't want to kiss all over him on camera and that he was at her house playing tennis recently. Her song is top 10 on iTunes but of course the critics hated it. She also insists she can carry a tune, and that Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak doesn’t have to like her song but she should be more supportive of another woman trying to cash in on her 15 minutes.

Andy calls Kelly the most contradictory housewife of the season and we go through her year's clips. Here she's posing for Playboy, even though she's shy, in one short dress after another as the women snip about a grown woman dressed in a tissue square. Now she's trying to be nice on the trip by taking photos of the ladies.Saying how genuine and real she is and how demented everyone else is. A viewer emails a list of her contradictions. She doesn’t eat processed food but eats gummy bears, doesn’t drink but orders up shots. Kelly laughs and says 'hey, every day is different' and yes, she does constantly contradict herself. Andy says the viewers think she doesn't make sense and Bethenny agrees. Lots of crosstalk and Kelly is appreciative that everyone is so interested in her. She says she turns the volume of the group up and down and maybe doesn't pay attention to everything they say. She says when she’s allowed to talk it's perfect. Bethenny nods like, yea, you still ain’t making sense bitch. Jill laughs that she doesn’t even understand Kelly’s tweets.

Kelly starts talking nonsense again and Bethenny can't stand it. Kelly accuses them of acting when they freak out and Bethenny says oh no girlfriend. Kelly says she thinks they're unpredictable and dangerous and claims posing for Playboy at her age is giving her girls a positive image. Then talk turns to nude pictures. Alex says it's ok she was the first. Jill frowns and says that Alex was spread-eagled in the hallway of her husband's hotel then rolls her head in disgust. Alex says, whatever, Red.

Andy wraps it up with a round-robin asking each Housewife if she's going to be on the show next season. Bethenny doesn’t know since her plate is so full but Ramona smiles and says she's just really getting into it so I guess it's a yes for her. Since Alex has found her voice she'll be there not season to use it. Sonja thinks she has a lot to share with the other women. And since she's the hostess with the mostess she’ll endure another season. LuAnn had fun and although she tried to stay out of the drama still managed to get sucked in so she also says she'll see. It's been a difficult time for Kelly since she’s not used to being around assertive, strong women like these so she's up in the air. Literally, I think. Jill doesn’t know, just doesn’t know. All she knows is that she hates Alex so she'll see as well.

It’s been 14 weeks of turmoil and craziness folks. Jill's teary as Bethenny says maybe they’ll have lunch and Jill says she wants to see the baby then she gets up to give Bethenny a hug and say how much she misses her. Let’s end it there.

SexyChattyCatty is a regular contributor at CrabbyGolightly.com where she writes on TV, America's favorite snack food.

NICK OF TIME

Assange: Profile in Courage

WikiLeaks' Julian Assange Gets Backing From Iceland's Parliament

By Elizabeth C.

Country Winston. Credit: Stuck_in_Customs On FlickrTHE PERIPATETIC JULIAN ASSANGE MAY FINALLY HAVE CAUSE TO SETTLE DOWN. Iceland's parliament has unanimously approved its intention to draft sweeping new media laws just as WikiLeaks' founder reveals he's preparing to release a video of a U.S. air strike in Afghanistan that left as many as 140 people dead.

Supporters of the Icelandic Modern Media Initiative hope it will turn the island into an international sanctuary for journalists.

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It's expected to codify journalists' rights to protect sources and whistleblowers, and to all but eliminate the threat of censorship.

Drafters say the initiative could also encourage journalists' worldwide to publish through an Internet server based on the island to benefit from its muscular press protections.

Assange, cofounder of the groundbreaking online whistleblowing organization, worked closely with Icelandic parliamentarians to devise the legislation and may be its first beneficiary. News reports say he is being "hunted" by U.S. authorities who believe he may have up to a quarter million American secret diplomatic cables that, if published, could threaten or embarrass U.S. interests.

Those cables were allegedly passed to him by a U.S. serviceman also suspected of providing the organization with an incendiary video showing U.S. Army helicopter gunners killing Iraqi civilians and two Reuters journalists.

"As an exercise in aspirations, it's a bold and important endeavour," Oxford University’s Professor Monroe Price told U.K.'s The Independent yesterday. "But if it's a significant issue like a national security question, then the charging jurisdiction will figure out ways of asserting its power."

The high-stakes showdown between the U.S. and Assange got hotter Wednesday when Assange emailed supporters saying he was preparing to release a second U.S. attack on video, this one leaving as many as 140 civilians dead. Stay tuned.

June 17, 2010

INSUFFERABLE SUFFERING

Credit: Bravo

The Meaning Of Systemic Bullying: Real Housewives Of New York Redeux

By Sexy Chatty Catty

SexyChattyCattyHOUSEWIVES PART DEUX IS A WHOLE LOTTA APOLOGIZING BY JILL, grudge-nursing by Bethenny and the Kellybot proving she's definitely in a world of her own.

Kelly was right about one thing: this season was crazy and embarrassing. The women continue to berate Jill for her behavior. Jill says she was clueless about how her actions would offend fans and create blowback for her. She gets teary as Bethenny recounts her trials of the year, knowing that she couldn't take the Jill stress.

But Jill says she builds her friends up, that she always tries to be supportive and has no reason to be jealous. Ramona then spills the beans: Jill had called her and asked her not to support Bethenny in her new show. Jill's appalled before copping to doing just that. Bethenny admits she didn't want to shoot with Kelly, that she pretty much hates her and wishes her dead. Well, not the last part -- not out loud anyway.

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Everybody addresses Jill's freakout when she learned about Bethenny's dad dying. Jill stabs her tongue at Alex and then everyone's talking at once while Kelly babbles in the background. Jill says even though they were fighting, sickness and death trumps all and she’d go running to Bethenny if she needed her.

It's definitely beat-up-on-Jill night again. She says add them all to her 'mistake list.' OK, but that’s a long list. They accuse her of playing the cancer card with Bobby, then debate the difference between a "procedure" and a “PROCEDURE.” But Jill doesn’t wanna go backwards. Let’s move forward.

Andy Cohen, a shit-starter if ever there was one, establishes that their fight still wasn’t totally about Bobby and the women agree.

An astute viewer reminds Jill that she spent the season disparaging events the other women held. So true. She complained about something at every soiree she attended, even her own. But before the hubbub could get started, Bethenny protests that the Jill beat-down is becoming too much and Jill gets up to leave. She dabbing her eyes as they take a break.

Ooooo, here comes Sonja! Looking ravishing in a white off-the-shoulder number. As we go through Sonja clips she comes off as the most sane of any Housewife eva. Did any of you catch the Bethenny query, when Sonja was going through her United Nations of suitors, about the size of the “brothers” johnsons? It was quick, as is Bethenny, but I caught it.

Since it's Sonja, the subject immediately turns to sex, and Sonja says she’s worried Kelly’s not getting enough. They delve into the subject of one-night stands with Kelly again avowing she's never had a one night stand and even Jill is like "girl, whaaa?" They hope Kelly's not equating one night stands with unsafe sex. She isn't. She just has morals unlike the rest of you whores. They toss around their own meanings of the phrase. Yawn.

Then we find out that Sonja was a restaurant manager/ambassador when she met her Mr. Big. I admire her for not letting her child participate. She thanks a viewer for pretty much saying she's kinda loose, then corrects that perception when she tells us she's mostly with her kid and only dates about once a week. She forgives Jill for a rude remark and we learn she's frugal to a fault. Maybe she's not for me after all.

Then, a tour through various fashion show spats between Bethenny and LuAnn, Bethenny and Jill, Ramona and Kelly, Ramona and Kelly, Jill and Ramona. Jill claims she’s trying to be a comedian but fails miserably so she’ll give the crown back to Bethenny.

Is Bethenny scary? LuAnn certainly thinks so and calls her demeanor "biting." Bethenny doesn't back down and says it was pent-up rage that made her explode on LuAnn twice in one season. She says she doesn’t want to be a bully and Kelly pipes up and thanks her for backing down on her during the girls' trip. Such a polite, mid-Western gal.

Ooooo, Kelly's meltdown! We meander through her fights with the housewives on the boat, in the mansion living room, in the mansion kitchen, scared of Bethenny's gift, calling her a cook, Al Sharpton, zip it, crying and saying she dreams Bethenny’s going to kill her. During all this we see her sad face in the inset.

She calls her treatment by the other women systemic bullying and the ladies are incredulous. She explains that they're always hot and cold and calls them bullies again. Ramona fidgets in her seat and says, "I can’t take this." Alex, Ramona, Bethenny and Sonja all start talking to Kelly at once and Andy tells them to cool it and let Kelly talk because, well, otherwise they'll look like bullies.

While Kelly's explaining her ordeal, Bethenny breaks in and repeatedly asks, "What is systemic bullying is, is it a medical term?" Andy explains the term and Bethenny says she's never heard the term before. Right.

So Kelly goes on and on about how it wasn't a breakdown -- it was a breakthrough, and this is an example of how not to act if you’re a lady; and how they harassed and berated her endlessly. How -- though they’re supposed to be friends -- the women constantly bite her head off. She says she called her agent to get off the show and I guess he said no. He's probably a bully. Andy starts to wrap it up asking Kelly, “So you think it was systemic bullying?” She says no. Craaaazzzy.

Then Bethenny calls her delusional when she says there was a producers' meeting to get Bethenny off her back. Kelly also said that Bravo forced her to go on the trip which Andy immediately says isn't true. See, even Bravo bullies her! She's just a fly.

She calls the experience valuable and now she's sharing her new wisdom with the rest of us. So remember, the next time you see a rich woman being bullied in Le Cirque, step up in front of the cameras and defend them.

LuAnn says she warned her not to go. Then she calls her out for instigating some of that shit herself. After all, she's called it “Poison Island” and “Scary Island.” We'd call it “Luxury Island” and would gladly have traded places with girlfriend in a hot minute. I'm not ashamed to say: I’ve been known to endure the shadiest of folks for a bit of real luxury. Oh, I forgot, she doesn’t know what the expression “making lemonade out of lemons” means?

Kelly insists the entire situation was disgusting and vile! Bethenny yells over that she should be embarrassed and calls her crazy and not normal. She wonders why they keep talking to Kelly like there'll be a resolution, that there's no resolution to this. And while Bethenny's yelling out all this, Kelly calmly gets up and walks, slowly, off the set.

SexyChattyCatty is a regular contributor at CrabbyGolightly.com where she writes on TV, America's favorite snack food.

June 16, 2010

10 QUESTIONS

Mumford & Sons

Making Girls Sigh And The Boys Jealous: Mumford & Sons

By Elizabeth C.

Country Winston. Credit: RobinBallPhotographyTHE LOUD BUZZ ON BRITAIN'S Mumford & Sons arrived via the westerlies even before these lads landed in May for their second U.S. go-round. The four Londoners -- Marcus Mumford, Country Winston, Ben Lovett, and Ted Dwane -- who comprise this folk-pop foursome have become the secret that the cool kids whisper to each other.

In May, USA Today touted them as first of the "five buzz bands" to see this summer. And just last weekend, EW's reporter went weak-kneed while watching them at Bonnaroo in Tennessee.

"There’s an expansive earnestness in their sound…,’" wrote new convert Whitney Pastorek, "and something about the heart in tunes like Awake My Soul makes me want to put my arms around the smelly people next to me…"

With all the effusive cooing and universal love they're inspiring, it pains me that I missed these nice chaps when they played Chicago last month. And proving how kind they are, the band appointed Marshall Country Winston to answer 10 questions via email. Here goes:

Q. On your website you say the band writes "about what is real, and we sing and play our instruments more passionately cos we feel like we need to. We love honest music." So, what're your thoughts on Lady Gaga?

A. I'm not too familiar with her work although I've been told she has a fantastic stage show.

Q.This is your second tour in the US. Pick 10 words to describe what you see.

A. Sound. Engineers. Beard. Phone. Charger. Dirty. Socks. Drawn. Beige. Curtains.

Q. You arrived in the U.S. just as American Idol was wrapping up. Lee DeWyze or Crystal Bowersox?

A. I’m afraid I know neither. When I was growing up my favourite Saturday night TV show was Blind Date with Cilla Black. But that’s stopped running and it's hard to keep up on tour with the latest.

Q. Of the five following starlets, if you had to choose one with whom to get stuck on a deserted island, which would it be and why? Scarlett Johannson, Megan Fox, Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson or Brooklyn Decker?

A. Scarlet and Emma are the only ones I’ve heard of so either of them cos then we might have a little bit more to talk about. Although I wouldn’t mind an insight into working with Woody Allen, so perhaps Scarlett.

Q. BP, which stands for British Petroleum, is both our faults. What do we do about it?

A. I’m not qualified to answer this, I’m a banjo player.

Q. On your blog you wrote that you tipped someone $10 for a Coke. Between the four of you, who’s the biggest tipper?

A. We don't spend any time together off stage. We certainly don't eat or drink together so I don't think any of us would know. It's not easy being on the road. It's very hard to know about tipping in the USA. Sometimes some of the service you get really doesn't merit a tip but its not cool if you don't tip them. Sometimes it's great service and you haven't got enough money to tip and you feel guilty. Tough one.

Q. Hey I’m from Philly and you dissed the cheesesteak! Whose did you have -- Genos or Pats?

A. I really quite enjoyed the cheesesteak and I’m sorry to disappoint you, but it really isn’t anything to write home about. Not enough greens out here. See, even in a kebab you get salad, onions, tomatoes -- at least to give you a clearer conscience about the experience. We really worry about you guys!

Q. Your blog says “the real aim of this tour is to get to a frat party. You know, one of those Kappa Dappa Pappa things that serve Sigma pie and where the jocks beat you up in front of girls." Any luck yet?

A. None yet. We are going to go home very disappointed! Not really – it's been the most amazing tour ever. I went to a Harvard frat party on our first US tour and was greeted at the door with a bottle of bourbon and a pizza. Very nice that, but I think I'm all fratted out for life.

Q. An Ohio reviewer wrote that your band "mines language, melodies, rhythms and folklore hundreds of years old" but that ultimately "Mumford sounds most like itself." Can you elaborate?

A. Basically, we are all music lovers and between the four of us have very wide-ranging tastes. There is nothing too calculated about the music we make. We play what ever comes to us and whatever serves the song. Rhythms and folklore.

Q. Groupies -- are you for them or against?

A. Each to their own.

Mumford & Sons is performing at sold-out shows in Kansas City, Mo. on Wednesday and Telluride, Co. on Friday before finishing up their tour's U.S. leg Sunday at the Telluride Bluegrass Festival. (They’ll be back in Chicago in August for Lollapalooza.)





June 15, 2010

UNEASY ALLIANCE

Kevin Poulsen Adrian Lamo

The Journalist & The Hacker

Wired's Kevin Poulsen Takes Heat For Enabling Adrian Lamo's Addiction To Press

By Elizabeth C.

THE CONVICTED HACKER WHO TURNED U.S. ARMY SPC. BRADLEY MANNING, 22, in to federal authorities for leaking classified documents to Wikileaks has made a career out of seeking his name in the headlines.

Adrian Lamo has spent his short life pulling off high-wire electronic break-ins and then notifying journalists to document his tracks.

"If he's part of a big story he wants it to be known," said Wired's Kevin Poulsen, himself a convicted hacker who once faced a charge of espionage for possessing a classified document.

"He would always go public with it."

Poulsen, who spent five years in jail for phone hacking, has frequently been the beneficiary of Lamo's attention-seeking behavior. He's covered Lamo's winning battle with the FBI over its demand that he turn over a blood sample for a national DNA registry, and more recently, he reported that Lamo was hospitalized for Asperger’s Syndrome. The two appear together in a photograph in Wikipedia entries detailing their hacking escapades, criminal records and subsequent careers.

Now Poulsen's catching heat from both the public and the whistleblowing organization Wikileaks -- accused of collaborating with Lamo to turn Manning into the FBI.

"Adrian Lamo & Kevin Poulson are notorious felons, informers & manipulators. Journalists should take care,’’ Wikileaks tweeted on June7th. Another tweet said: "Poulsen & Lamo have a long history of acting as a journalistic duo. Just how complicit was Wired?"

Poulsen has responded to the charges on his own Twitter feed: “Woah. @Wikileaks is calling me an informer and manipulator. (They call me a felon, too, but that part's true)…"

He's also quipped, "Sometimes @Wikileaks seems more like Nixon than Ellsberg."

In a brief conversation Monday, Poulsen denied having anything more than a professional relationship with Lamo. "He's a source and a subject,’’ Poulsen said three times in response to questions about the duo's relationship.

But Poulsen has clearly benefited journalistically from keeping Lamo as a close source, breaking the story that Manning had been arrested by the Army’s Criminal Investigation Division.

Lamo, who's not been shy about staying out of the spotlight even as he's become a target of wrath on Twitter and comment boards, says he turned Manning in "to protect information that's essential for the U.S. to be able to effectively carry out foreign policy abroad." He has also said “I didn’t get Manning arrested. He got himself arrested." While some now label him a snitch, others are hailing him as a hero.

But another former hacker who knows Lamo and Poulsen and who asked not to be named says that gaining the media spotlight has always motivated Lamo.

"Now he’s become an informant for the media attention," the source said. "He’s basically ruined a kid's life to get media attention.”

Ironically, Lamo himself claims to have been a small donor to Wikileaks’ mission, as has this writer.

In a comment he left on a Wired story about Wilikeaks needing cash, Lamo wrote: "I'd donate again, and most likely will, but doubt it can be in a quantity that will make a difference. The existence of Wikileaks is important. Where the frack is the EFF [Electronic Freedom Founation]? They hit me up for money 20 times more often than Wikileaks ever has. The EFF should quit litigating mediagenic causes for a minute, and make a donation of its own."

APPLY SALT & PEPPER

Credit: Bravo

Picking At Old Wounds: The Real Housewives of New York Reunion

By Sexy Chatty Catty

SexyChattyCattySINCE THIS SEASON HAS BEEN SO ANTAGONISTIC AND HOSTILE, Bravo has decided to drag out the reunion into three-parts. Ay yiyi.

Host and creator Andy Cohen bravely faces the lionesses' den three times 'cause it's all money in the bank for him. He welcomes the Housewives, who are broken into teams: Alex, Ramona and Bethenny on one couch and Jill, Kelly and LuAnn on the other. Part one begins with snippets of everyone’s trials and tribulations during the show. I guess Sonja will join us later.

Cohen begins with Alex's delivering her screeched message to Jill that she's "a mean girl and in high school."

Andy says she was a different person this season but Alex says, no, she just got out a lot of feelings that she had held back. She's only sorry that she breaks out in hives when she's that upset.

Everyone's really snippy, sarcastically calling each other "dear" and "darling." Kelly, in her uptight schoolmarm guise, tells Alex to close her legs just as Jill tells Alex that they were never really friends, something she continually stresses during the hour. They grouse about who’s going to the press with stories about each other.

We get to see Ramona's stiff-armed, wide-eyed alien walk down the runway again -- always appreciated. Andy, reading from an audience query card, says someone said, 'Okay, enough with the renewal talk.' Thank you, viewer.

The ladies talk about how Ramona's ragged on everyone this season except Alex, and that’s because she’s spent the last two seasons disparaging her and Simon. When a viewer questions the drunken kiss she planted on the lips of Hooter’s yacht owner she calls it innocent, which it was. But Kelly pipes up that she thinks it was an indiscretion. Oh please, girl. I think i'’s because she doesn’t really know what the word means. I really don’t like her.

Next up, Bethenny, who, with the growing business, husband and baby, now has it all. She looks great and I think the rest of them are a little jealous. She addresses the "media whore" accusations and says, ''Hey, thank God for the press, it’s how I pay my bills.'' Kelly accuses her, AGAIN, of being malicious and planting stories about her and says that Bethenny has “people” spreading stuff about Kelly. And, because Kelly's involved, it gets crazy quickly. Basically she continues her 'Bethenny is evil and I am Snow White' screed. Bethenny tells her you have to prove it, girl, you can’t just throw stuff out there. That shuts her up.

Bethenny's on-camera pee test entices a viewer to ask when is enough enough. Bethenny doesn’t think it's a big deal and that all her sacred moments, like Jason’s proposal, take place off camera. LuAnn says it was a bit crude, my dear, and you'll never see her bathroom or bedroom on camera. But we saw her in jammies in Jill's guest bedroom. Does that count?

When a viewer says that Bethenny should pull in her artillery when talking to Kelly cause she's just a fly, Kelly concurs: “Yes, I am a fly.” She has no clue that the viewer was saying that Kelly could never match wits with Bethenny, cause she’s a twit. Please God, let this be her last season. Mean is one thing but crazy is another.

We go through the Jill and Bethenny fight timeline, Bobby’s illness, the walk over the Brooklyn Bridge, the ambush at Ramona’s, the engagement party, the lunch, Jill’s makeup gift of potato latkes.

Jill's crying as she says she was in a bad place and just wants to drop it. She loves Bethenny and she’s a New York bitch and even though she said, "It's done,” it was just an expression. But that she knows it's too late.

Bethenny lays it out like, 'Yeah, we were friends. But fame brought out the monster in Jill. She was jealous of anything Bethenny did and kept throwing it up that only reason Bethenny was on the show was due to Jill. Bethenny says Jill counts everything, sends gifts and then talks about it later. I guess that’s what New York bitches do. Then talk turns to who told who not to film with whom.

Ramona says Jill told her not to film with Bethenny and sabotage her new show. LuAnn says they all have said not to film with the other. Alex says that Jill said not to film with Bethenny and let her have her own show. That Jill wanted her off Housewives.

Bethenny says when Jill’s plan didn’t work that's when she got nasty. Jill admits that she holds a grudge, but wanted to make up off camera and Bethenny wouldn’t. Jill says because they were real friends, she wanted to make up off camera and that the fight began off camera, before filming. Both women say they’ve changed. But have they? I don’t believe it.

The crosstalk is difficult to follow and this discussion would seem to have been better done off camera. Bethenny says she wishes Jill the best but doesn’t know where she fits in her life anymore. That when Jason first met Jill, all she did was talk about what she had and didn't ask him anything about himself. So Jason (who I think is Prince Charming now that I’ve heard that) doesn't like her, and well, that’s a problem.

Jill can't stand anymore and gets up to leave. Kelly says something stupid, again. And next week -- Sonja! Things are bound to be better.

SexyChattyCatty is a regular contributor at CrabbyGolightly.com where she writes on TV, America's favorite snack food.

June 14, 2010

WHY

Adrian Lamo Julian Assange Manning

What Makes Bradley Manning Tick? The Psychology Of Whistleblowers

By Elizabeth C.

E XCERPTS OF CHAT LOGS BETWEEN U.S. ARMY INTELLIGENCE ANALYST BRADLEY MANNING and convicted hacker Adrian Lamo reveal more about Manning than that he leaked the now-notorious video showing U.S. helicopter gunners slaying Iraqi men and Reuters journalists.

Manning's comments also reveal a naive, isolated and disillusioned idealist who may have had altruistic motives -- traits that are common among whistleblowers, according to research on the subject. Currently in custody in Kuwait, Manning also confided to Lamo that he had forwarded as many as 260,000 diplomatic cables to Wikileaks. Government authorities are now trying to hunt down Julian Assange, the founder of the whistleblowing organization, even though he has denied receiving such cables on Twitter.

In the excerpts published by Wired.com, Manning comes off as a serious-minded military analyst who becomes disheartened after a commanding officer ignored his analysis that a group of Iraqi detainees posed no threat to the Iraqi Federal Police.

"He didn't want to hear any of it," Manning wrote to Lamo on approximately on May 25. (Wired did not know the exact dates of the chats and estimated.) "He told me to shut up and explain how we could assist the FPs in finding MORE detainees."

"Everything started slipping after that," Manning continued. "I saw things differently.… I had always questioned the [way] things worked, and investigated to find the truth…but that was a point where I was a *part* of something… was actively involved in something that I was completely against."

In a 1989 study of 161 whistleblowers -- 80 percent of whom were government employees -- researchers concluded that:

  • Whistleblowing may be "more common among those who have reached higher level of moral reasoning," a trait associated with altruism. It's exactly this that motivated Wikileaks founder Julian Assange when was a computer hacker, an Australian investigator told the New Yorker. "He had some altruistic motive," Ken Day told the magazine. "I think he acted on the belief that everyone should have access to everything."

  • Whistleblowers are "far less likely" to calculate potential costs and benefits and more likely to "rely on moral theories that emphasize rights".
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  • Whistleblowers are much more likely to reject claims of a "relative" morality than on average, according to results of the Ethics Position Questionnaire, which queries subjects' idea of universal morals.


  • Whistleblowers are “intensely committed and uncompromising, often to the point of being rather rigid. Ironically, these are the people who are often the most intensely committed to the organization’s goals…Far from being politically radical or marginal, they are often described as patriotic and very traditional.”


  • Whistleblowers “may be far less responsive to social cues” and are “uninterested in regulating their behavior to conform to particular situations.”


THE STUDY, TITLED In Praise Of Difficult People: A Portrait Of The Committed Whistleblower, concluded that whistleblowers “are unlikely to look to others or to aspects of the situation for cues to appropriate behavior. Instead, their behavior is consistent across situations because they rely on their own attitudes and beliefs, which include a strong endorsement of universal moral standards as a guide.

Interestingly, whistleblowers also score lower than the norm on a measurement of self-esteem. And the same test measuring self-esteem found that “those with low self-esteem were the least likely to be influenced by a communicated that aroused fear.”

In another study entitled The Psychology of Whistleblowing, author Joan E. Sieber writes that, "When the other side is powerful, the whistleblower hardly stands a chance of surviving the conflict unscathed, unless great sophistication or institutional wisdom and fairness accompany the process.

"Unfortunately,” she continued, "most whistleblowers are naive about the precautions they should take, the amount of evidence they must bring forth, and the fact that virtually no one will be on their side when the case gets underway."

Sieber, Professor Emerita of Psychology at California State University, Hayward, describes whistleblowing as like "moving to a foreign land in that their typically are inexorable forces impelling one to do so, as well as shocks and surprises for which one is unprepared." In her paper, published in Science and Engineering Ethics in 1998, Sieber contends that there are seven "psychological processes involved" in whistleblowing: fundamental attribution error, false consensus, self-serving bias, self-presentational concerns, motivational concerns, need for a sense of control, and the "irrational" belief in a just world. Let’s quickly look at these.

Fundamental attribution error is when a whistleblower perceives that someone has engaged in a willful act of fraud or harm but fails to factor in context. This is exactly the point that Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates made regarding Wikileaks’ interpretation of events captured on the Collateral Murder video: "You are looking at the war through a soda straw, and you have no context or perspective,” he complained.

In her paper, Sieber says factoring context is a “less spontaneous, more thoughtful process…[and]…. This is especially true when the behavior to be explained is ambiguous or difficult to comprehend.”

False consensus is when people assume that others agree with their interpretation of events without calculating that they may do so out of tact, or attribute their own beliefs to others to maintain a high self-esteem. This mindset is practiced by both whistleblowers and the alleged perpetrators.

The self-serving bias can lead both whistleblower and the accused to take credit for praiseworthy actions but to reject responsibility for blameworthy actions. Related are self-presentational concerns in which an accuser seeks to “recoup lost ground by making claims that favor him, even if the evidence for the accusation turns out to be shaky or nonexistent.” This process seems evident in hacker Adrian Limo’s claim that Manning was a “spy” even though Manning himself tells him that he didn’t sell information to foreign states because the information belongs “in the public domain.”

“Another state would just take advantage of the information…try and get some edge,” Manning wrote. “If it’s [sic] out in the open…it should be a public good…rather than some slimy Intel collector.”

Motivation must also be considered in whistleblowing, says Sieber: "It is virtually inevitable …for the whistleblower, the accused, their co-workers and the administration to whom they report, to hold views about the situation that are biased in one director or the other due to myriad factors such as a need for love, revenge, material advantage, prestige and so on.” While Manning’s motives may be more complicated, his professed reason to Lamo was to “hopefully [provoke] worldwide discussion, debates, and reforms. If not…than [sic] we’re doomed as a species.” Lamo, who was convicted for hacking into the New York Times databases, says he turned Manning in "to protect information that's essential for the U.S. to be able to effectively carry out foreign policy abroad." Lamo, who still owes more than $60,000 in fines to the U.S. government stemming from his criminal case, also denies that he had made any deal with the federal government to have the fine waived. “I have received no promise or inducments [sic] of any sort, then or now,’’ he said.

Researcher Sieber writes that belief in a just world "has implications for how people think about whistleblowing," with both accuser and accused believing the other deserves to suffer the consequences of the charges. The perpetrator believes that the whistleblower “who is fired, bankrupted, divorced or commits suicide has proven that he was a troublemaker,” while the accuser believes the perpetrator deserves to be “caught, publicly humiliated, and severely punished” in a just world. Illustrating this point, Lamo in defending his actions, told Wired, "I didn't get Manning arrested. He got himself arrested."

Inevitably, Sieber commented, “the dynamics of destruction of self and others may get underway as soon as the whistleblowing episode begins. By the time the first round of allegations and counter-allegations is finished, a new round of biased attributions probably is being prepared by each side. Before long, the conflict has taken on a life of its own.”

“If one survives the experience intact,” she wrote, “one is forever changed.”


STRICKEN SHIT

Justin

Toronto Police: Justin Bieber Isn't Dead

By Staff

TEEN SENSATION JUSTIN BIEBER LIVES!

Or maybe not. Maybe he's lying dead in a gutter in Atlanta and his body just hasn't been found.

What we can categorically report is that the heart throb didn't die yesterday in Toronto from a suspected cocaine overdose as has been reported.

Rumors zipped through the Internets late last night that the 16-year-old Baby singer was found passed out in an Ontario home and was later declared dead at a Toronto hospital.

A counterfeit website mimicking Fox News claimed that "police reports indicate that illegal drugs, namely cocaine, may be factors in the young singer's condition."

But that was news to Toronto police "Constable Chan" who was on duty early this morning. He said he had received no such information about Bieber's death, and that "if anything big happens in Toronto, the Duty Desk gets notified." Personnel from the Toronto East General Hospital also poured water on the claims.

Good news, Justin! You get to live until the next rumor rockets 'round the web.

June 12, 2010

LOST

Abby aboard her boat Laurence Sunderland addressing press

Did Parents' Sense of 'Specialness' Put Abby Sunderland In Danger?

By Elizabeth C.

IT MAY NOT BE TODAY OR EVEN NEXT YEAR, but the day's coming when Abby Sunderland sobs aloud wondering if her parents loved her or notoriety more.

On Friday, hours after their daughter was discovered alive on her disabled 40-foot boat in the Indian Ocean, Laurence and Marianne Sunderland "offered no apologies” for allowing their 16-year-old daughter to attempt to sail around the world.

"We believe it's a parent's right to decide what their kids are capable of and for our family, we felt it was a good choice for Abby," said Marianne Sunderland.

Dad Laurence told reporters, "If people are looking at age, they're looking at the wrong thing here.

...I've never advocated this for 16-year-olds. I've advocated this for experienced sailors."

Which is to say that he thinks Abby is "special" as the daughter of a shipwright [him] who has been sailing since she was two years old.

Abby set off in Journey to become the youngest sailor to circle the globe nonstop but had to abandon her quest when her boat developed problems.

Yet the idea to let Abby try such a feat seems to indulge their own delusions of specialness. And it also begs the question: Does the fact that she Abby got lost as sea mean she’s no longer special to her father?

Sunderland, a native Aussie, maintains and repairs boats at California's Marina del Rey; his son tackled and succeeded at the same death-defining sea tour at age 17 .

The shipwright who built Abby’s Wild Eyes said it was virtually unsinkable but that the teen wasn’t capable of handling it. “She wasn't physically or mentally strong enough to handle a 40-foot boat in those winter storm conditions," said Jon Sayer of Queensland, Australia.

Said Derrick Fries, a sailing champion and author of Learn to Sail: “She was lucky." Of the ever-younger teens who set out to break records at sea, he said: “It''s only a matter of time until we end up with a tragedy on our hands.”

June 11, 2010

ROUNDUP

Van der Sloot Sunderland Madonna

Names In The News: Van der Sloot, Abby Sunderland, Madonna

By Staff

THIS MORNING'S DISH: NEWS, TAPAS STYLE.

Suspected sociopath Dutchman Joran Van der Sloot claims to know the location of Natalie Holloway's body, but some think the 22-year-old suspected serial murderer is just playing more head games to get back to safer ground in Aruba. In his latest recounting of Natalie's death, Van der Sloot told investigators that the Alabama girl died after falling and that his father helped him bury her body. Recent stories implicate Va der Sloot in the Netherlands seedy sex trade.

And now his mother is suggesting that his confession was coerced. When will she stop enabling him?

The 16-year-old California solo teen sailor adrift at sea has been found alive and well. Abby Sunderland activated distress beacons shortly after reporting to her family that she was encountering violent weather in the Indian Ocean. The girl's father said she'll be returning home directly and abandon her effort to sail around the world. He had been criticized for allowing her to sail alone in the first place.

Madonna, the original pop singer of sacrilege, is miffed over Lady Gaga's Alejandro video which shows the phenom sucking on rosary beads and being violently defrocked by men.

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Madonna is not thrilled about the imagery which mimics the joyful blasphemy of Like A Prayer. "'It just bugs Madonna that Lady Gaga uses fashion and her performance style in a way that has so many people calling her 'the new Madonna,' a source told the paper. "Madonna thinks she is unique and there cannot be a younger version of something that is unique."

This isn’t the only peer of Gah's that isn't impressed. Katy Perry tweeted Tuesday that "using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke," and M.I.A. recently dissed: "She models herself on Grace Jones and Madonna, but the music sounds like 20-year-old Ibiza music, you know? She's not progressive."

Even the Catholic League's president Bill Donohue is getting down and dirty, saying, "Lady Gaga is playing Madonna copy cat, squirming around half-naked with half-naked guys, abusing Catholic symbols …while bleating out "Alejandro" enough times to induce vomit…(s)he has now become the new poster girl for American decadence and Catholic bashing, sans the looks and talent of her role model.

Now say 10 Hail Marys as your penance, Bill Donohue!

PUMP IT UP

Kobe Bryant Paul Pierce

It's Grit vs. Glitz In Boston-L.A. NBA Playoffs

By Shakenya JacksonShakenya

BOSTON VS. LAKERS. Grit vs. Glamour.

Here we go again.

It's playoff season and the Boston Celtics are at the Los Angeles Lakers, hoping to bring home a championship like they did in 2008.

Obviously, these two teams play with different "swag. Boston is gritty just like an East Coast team ought to be, while the Lakers are more La La Hollywood.

Grit versus Glitz. A battle that has bounced through NBA history 12 times.

My heart says Celtics in 6 but my God-given sense begs to differ: Lakers in 7.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of Kobe Bryant. At all.

I don’t know if it's his sketchy history with women, his unnecessary and arrogant rivalry with former teammate Shaquille O’Neal, his hoggish ball-handling or his nose (that’s a helluva Roman), but he doesn't move me.

Then again, I’m not too fond of the face of the Celtic’s franchise either. Paul Pierce has got to be one of the most unathletic players ever to grace the hardwood. How can you be an NBA star for 11 years and not work out? During Game 2, he was literally sweating pork fat and the proof is chronicled somewhere.

These two players personify what sets these teams apart: grit and determination versus glitz and glamour.

Face it: no one on Boston is pretty. No one. Not even the towel boys. The Celtics look like they just rolled out of bed two hours ago then decided to go out for a pick-up game. When things aren't going their way, it's hard to believe that these players work out, train for the season, even have a coach. You don’t know if they’re going to play ball, slip on the bacon grease dripping from their pores, or in the case of Rasheed Wallace, beg for change.

On the other hand, the Lakers are chiseled and surround themselves with pretty, the exception being Paul Gasol who’s European and clearly not that into American notions of good looks or haircuts.

Derek Fisher, reportedly turning 86 year this year, is proof in the power of strength and conditioning. Kobe Bryant’s always been cut; just imagine the effort he puts in at the gym looking for women that’ll he’ll deny being intimate with until the DNA proves otherwise. Power forward Llamar Odom is so classy he married a Kardashian without a sex tape. And coach-wise, you got Phil Jackson sitting at the helm for the Lakers. Phil used to coach the all-time great Mr. Michael "Windy-City" Jordan. How spiritual is that?

As for Boston, Doc Rivers used to coach me in third grade.

We’ve come upon the third game and I really don't care too much who wins because, let’s face it, neither one of those teams are the 1996 Bulls.

I’m from Chicago where it’s not enough to just be a scrappy team willing shots in the basket, or a glitzy but unlikable team like LA: you got to have both – grit plus the glamour.

Once Lebron signs with the Windy City for the 2010-2011 season maybe you’ll see what I’m talking about.

Shakenya Jackson boasts she is among Chicago's finest writers. She enjoys long walks in the park and dirty dishes.

June 10, 2010

NICE ICE, BABIES

Credit: Getty Images

That's A Whole Lot Of Number Ones

By Staff

THE FIRECRACKERS, HOOTS AND HOLLERS OF CHICAGO FANS RANG THROUGH the night: The Chicago Blackhawks had claimed the Stanley Cup.

The Hawks took home the Cup after scoring the fourth goal of the night in overtime, beating Philly 4-3 in six games. It was the first time since 1961 that the club had won the trophy.

Team members, some without teeth in place, posed with their No. 1 digits after the game.

 

RAW

Danielle Staub 'Raw'

Danielle Staub's Sex Romp Is Out Five Days Early

By Elizabeth C.

THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED HOME PORN FLICK STARRING DANIELLE STAUB HAS HIT THE INTERNET. Video On Demand released the video today on its website five days before its promised release by Hustler.

Titled, "Danielle Staub's Sex Tape Raw," the video can be streamed for $9.95 or $19.95 for lifetime privileges at VodAfterDark.com. Running time of the "unedited, amateur tape" is one hour and 15 minutes, according to the site.

The tease to the video reads:"Uncensored and in your face, Danielle isn't your typical horny housewife from New Jersey. She is MILF-tastic in this raw and unedited celebrity sex tape.

"While cooking breakfast, Danielle Staub is seduced by her muscular, well-defined man piece. After removing her t-shirt, they share a hot make-out session before heading upstairs to the bedroom. "On the way, he focuses on Danielle's perfectly toned ass for which she credits her genetics. Once upstairs, Danielle removes her shorts to expose her plump, pierced pussy. The horny housewife poses for the camera and gives her man her best come-hither stare. Mrs. Staub then lays back on the bed and begins to touch herself. We hear the couple kissing, the camera is picked up by her boy toy, and we are treated to a POV shot of Danielle Staub's swollen pussy lips being penetrated by her boyfriend's big dick.

She pants heavily as the camera is abandoned on the bed forcing us to pay close attention to the lusty sounds without actually seeing them. Just like jersey girl to be a tease.

It goes on: "It's now Danielle's turn to be on top and she rides her man cowgirl style, panting and moaning feverishly until she orgasms. Danielle Staub flips over to take it doggy style, and then spreads for missionary before stopping to take a break. Danielle needed some water before she passed out from the hot encounter.

After a little pillow talk, Danielle gives her well-hung man a handjob before laying back down for round two. The bell rings and she climbs on top again to grind out a fourth body shaking orgasm. Just when you think this woman has had enough, a couple more sessions lead up to another orgasm for Danielle while the celebrity housewife is being taken doggystyle once again.

"So, you have to wade through a few minutes where the camera is aimed nowhere in particular and you can only hear them having sex. Nevertheless, Danielle Staub's sexual prowess throughout the tape is amazingly uninhibited, insatiable and raw. She definitely makes all New Jersey housewives proud."

For those of you who spend the 10 bucks, let me know how it turns out for you.



June 09, 2010

STRANGE LOVE

Wedding picture of Shannon and Gary

Gary Coleman's Creepy Ex-Wife Guilty Of Strange Mourning

By Madi S.

Madi S.GARY COLEMAN'S TRAGIC DEATH HAS TURNED INTO A CREEP SHOW STARRING HIS ONCE AND SO-CALLED FUTURE WIFE, Shannon Price.

The woman who declined to help a bleeding Coleman because she "didn't want to be traumatized" is now accused of selling death bed photos to the Globe showing him unconscious and on breathing tubes.

Other publications, including the online tab TMZ, passed on the photos. "We've seen one of the photos and declined to even look at the rest,'' TMZ wrote. "In the pic, Gary is in the hospital, his eyes are closed and he is hooked up to a ventilation machine. It is not a pleasant sight."

It was Price who telephoned 911 and reported that Coleman fell and was bleeding. But her telephone demeanor was odd to say the least.

"He just got home, I heard this big bang, I went downstairs. Blood everywhere," Price told the 911 dispatcher. "I don't know if he's okay. I'm not down there right now because I have a fever, if I get stressed out I'm going to faint."

Price then went on to say, "He fell. His head is bloody. There's blood all over the floor. I don't know what happened." Pushed by the operator to check on him, Price replies: "I'll try, I don't know, I mean ...I've just been kind of sick. I don't want to be traumatized right now."

Once rescue personnel arrived, Price identified herself as Coleman's wife and it was she who authorized life support removed on May 28th.

The ex-wife, who's been kicked out of Coleman's home, is now accused of the "unconscionable and despicable" act of shopping around photos of the star of Diff'rent Strokes as he lay unconscious on his death bed. Victor Perillo, Coleman's former agent, praised news organizations who declined to buy the pictures and said he was "personally appalled" by them.

"I would like to praise all the reputable news organizations that declined the offers. I hope others will do the same out of respect and human decency."

Price married the former child television star in 2007 but the two divorced a year later. They were living at his Utah home together at the time of his death. Price claims the two were planning on remarrying.

Now there's a fight brewing over Coleman's estate. A 1999 will appoints Coleman's exmanager Dion Mial as administrator but Price says she has a later will that leaves her everything .

Shannon's allegedly's been seeking $50,000 dollars for interviews, and offering to give video guided tours of the house where her famous ex-husband fell. And according to Radaronline, she's got money woes. “I mean, I don’t know how I’m going to survive. It’s been a rough while because Gary hasn’t had much
work because of his health…Now I basically have nothing."

Here's an idea, Shannon. How about get a job and have some respect for the man you called husband!?

Madi S. is mom to two kids and three cats. She loves pop culture news, movies, fashion, travel, reading and observing the world.

TOLD YA SO

Danielle Staub

Danielle Staub's Home Porn: I've Seen It

By Sexy Chatty Catty

SexyChattyCattySO WHO'S THE MYSTERY MAN ON DANIELLE STAUB'S HOMEGROWN VIDEO?

Steve Zalewski, the ex beau of New Jersey's most reviled housewife, denies that he's the man on the homemade movie due out June 14th. Steve says the home porn he shot shows Danielle servicing him orally. He threatened to release the tape last year but Danielle got a temporary injunction from the court.

I reported last month seeing the tape depicting Danielle's pierced muff riding her mystery partner in a variety of positions. And though the voice surely sounded like Steve's to me, I'll admit that when somebody's throwing pussy at you and you're in the throes of lust, our growls and moans can sound alike.

But if not Steve, who? Could it have been her current hanger-on/bodyguard, Danny, the ex-con on parole? Or one of her uninvited Hell’s Angels/wiseguy entourage friends who got her denied a table at the Brownstone cancer fund-raiser. (It wasn't because her group looked like they were gonna shoot up the place. I know we're in North Jersey but this ain't the Sopranos).

Perhaps the identity of the Danielle's play partner will be revealed after its release; it's sure to put the Housewives' chief antagonist more of the spotlight, and give the other Housewives more fodder for their gatherings.

And, more than sex, that is what Danielle craves. Prostitution whore, indeed. Attention whore is more like it.

Her poor kids have a rough time ahead.

SexyChattyCatty is a regular contributor at CrabbyGolightly.com where she writes on TV, America's favorite snack food.

June 08, 2010

FEEL BETTER

Credit: EarthFirstNews

Get Up Of Off That Thing: MoveOn Plans Day Of Protest Over Oil Spill

By Elizabeth C.

Dead dolphin washed ashore along GulfDAY 50 AND THE OIL KEEPS SPILLING, KEEPS KILLING.

What's dying? A way of life along Louisiana bayous and Florida Panhandle resort towns. "I'm really scared," said Mel Miller, 52, the owner of a seafood market and a commercial fishing boat. "I've invested my life here."

Animals are dying, with 792 dead birds, sea turtles, dolphins and other wildlife so far counted, and probably thousands more that are unseen. "The deaths of dolphins and sea turtles are particularly tragic," said National Wildlife Federation senior scientist Dr. Doug Inkley. "Because we know we are only seeing the tip of the iceberg with those that have been washed up onshore and tested."

One contractor told the media that "there is a lot of cover-up for BP. They specifically informed us that they don't want these pictures of the dead animals.

They know the ocean will wipe away most of the evidence. It's important to me that people know the truth about what's going on here. The things I've seen: They just aren't right."

The country's collective rage seems smothered by a pervading sense of powerlessness and the government and BP's ability to make it stop.

But the only way to snap out of our self-imposed lassitude is to get in touch with our anger, act up, make noise, demand changes.

Hoping to be the catalyst for our transformation, MoveOn.org has organized a day of vigils throughout the country for residents to collectively express their demands for faster action in the Gulf.

"The BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is the worst environmental disaster in U.S. history,'' the group's website says. "But our political leaders aren't even talking about the real solution -- getting off oil once and for all, and fully powering our economy with clean energy. It's clear we need a major public outcry to make this horrible tragedy a turning point."

The group is calling for "vigils to demand an end to our dependence on oil, call for stepped up efforts to end the spill, and stand in solidarity with all those affected in the Gulf. "

The only good thing that can come out of this horrific man-made assault on the seas is that Americans finally slough off their dead calm about our energy dependence by looking hard for ways to walk more, drive less, use less plastic and recycle.

Find a vigil near you by plugging in your zip code here. Then get up off that thing and take a step toward change.



WINNING CONVERTS

Credit: MTV

Why Tom Cruise Is Counting On Les Grossman: Can A Faux Jewish Buffoon Save This Scientologist's Name?

By Elizabeth C.

TOM CRUISE PROBABLY RECRUITED A COUPLE HUNDRED NEW CONVERTS TO SCIENTOLOGY WITH HIS spankin' dance party with J.Lo at last night's MTV Movie Awards.

America has a complicated relationship with Tom, who dominated at the box office for two decades with hits like Top Gun, Risky Business, Rain Man and Jerry MacGuire. But that relationship soured after his carefully crafted public image began to crack.

He dissed Brooke Shields for using anti-depressants to treat postpartum depression, then dissed Matt Lauer as being "glib" when he questioned his comments. The country then delivered a counterpunch, morphing Tom's declaration of love for Katie Holmes on Oprah's couch into a favorite Internet meme.

On top of all this, Cruise's role as figurehead for the spooky Church of Scientology is a perpetual public relations mine field.

Yet, through clenched teeth, Tom keeps smiling. And one of the smartest things he's done is turn the fun on himself when he appeared as out-of-control Hollywood producer Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder. The Top Gun made himself the target, once again endearing him to us. As MTV's Natalie Finn wrote : "We've never liked Cruise ...as much as we do right now."

Cruise
teased last night that American might get to see more of the ribald and bald Jewish character in a movie of his own. "We're working on it, yup, we're working on it," he told MTV last night.

Will a Les Grossman make us love Tom again? Let me know your thoughts.



June 07, 2010

ENOUGH

Credit: Bravo

Tuning Out Jersey Housewives' "Pageantry Of Degradation"

By Sexy Chatty Catty

SexyChattyCattyFLIPPING AROUND THE CHANNELS ONE NIGHT I SEE I see Jersey Housewife Danielle Staub on the Sean Hannity show. WTF is she doing on there?

She’s on his "Great American Panel," sitting between Dan Henninger of the Wall Street Journal and Juan Williams of NPR???!!!. I'm not a regular viewer but it seems Sean invites the occasional oddball guest between two actual pundits. But Danielle Staub? Good gracious. When she wasn't sitting like a bump on a log she was bobbing her head back and forth as if at a tennis match while listening to the others' opine on Joe Sestak and Sarah Palin.

When prodded she gave fairly competent answers. But she looked like a cigar store Indian.

She's out promoting her new book, The Naked Truth. I also caught her on The Wendy Williams Show where she coyly claimed to have had encounters with Don Johnson and -- Prince! P.R.I.N.C.E.! Liar. I can’t believe that and still love him. And I do love him.

Her book reviews on Amazon mirror the ones for New York Housewife Jill Zarin’s Secrets of a Jewish Mother: Real Advice, Real Stories, Real Love.” Basically, don’t waste your money.

I’m pretty much done wasting my time with the Housewives of Jersey and its example of "perverse pageantry of degradation."

I can't stand to see Dina’s creepy cats anymore -- the hairless "Grandma Wrinkles" and Ladybug, the bizarre moon-faced Chinchilla Persian that she has groomed like a poodle.

Teresa is that pretty, silly girl who always had boyfriends that I used to hate in high school. Caroline scares me. Danielle is too needy and sad, and if Jacqueline wasn’t family she’d probably be gone from the cast by now.

It bothers me that in the very first episode someone Danielle thought was a friend betrayed her in a really nasty way. And the way she discusses her personal business in front of her kids is really disturbing. We see them cringe and the oldest usually leaves the room. The oldest has also been picked up by a modeling agency and Danielle is all into that. The money to keep her in million dollar houses has to come from somewhere. That story line is already making my stomach churn. You can see the panic in that kid’s eyes when Danielle talks about traveling the world with her as her career grows.

The last straw came when she got wind of an event Caroline was throwing and planned to crash it. She got the kids into the car (see what I mean) and talked to them about her problems while driving to the house. They, the CHILDREN, had to tell her that it wasn’t worth it and she should turn back. Then she tells us how smart her kids are. That she always listens to them. Wha, wha, wha. Lady, you're the fucking mother. They should be listening to you. You should have some good advice for them. It’s just too exasperating. She’s too much baggage.

Now I'm not saying that if I’m up at 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning and my viewing choices are Paid Programming, Zumba Dance or Real Housewives of New Jersey, that I’m not going with the Housewives. I am. But I’m not doing the weekly thing anymore. Maybe I’ll check back in with the Gay Real Housewives of New York. Yes, that’s a real show.

SexyChattyCatty is a regular contributor at CrabbyGolightly.com where she writes on TV, America's favorite snack food.

BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS

Credit: Appleinsider

After Taking Bite Out Of Apple, Gizmodo Banished From Technological Eden

By Elizabeth C.

GIZMODO HAS BEEN BANISHED FROM THE PARTY AND NO ONE IS SURPRISED.

When the expected ballyhooed unveiling of the 4G iPhone takes place at Apple's Worldwide Developers Conference keynote on Monday, the blog that let that electronic cat out of the bag won't have a writer in attendance.

Nick Denton's tech site reports that Apple has ignored its request to attend the meeting, touted as "the premier technical conference for developers innovating with Apple technologies." Consider it punishment for Gizmodo prematurely ejaculating all over Steve Jobs' plan for a controlled release of his latest prize.

Stop me if you've heard this before: a California college kid purportedly finds a 4G prototype in a bar, makes a half-hearted attempt at returning it, and ultimately sells it to Gizmodo for $5,000 and bonus. Blogger Jason Chen then literally dissects the phone, photograph its pieces, and publish the evidence: a 4G's on its way.

That initial stolen exclusive has generated 11,537,687 hits (as of 1 am Central today) for Gizmodo -- as well as a subsequent early morning police search of Chen’s home and the confiscation of his computer. It has also provoked debate and a legal fight over whether journalists can or ought to buy stolen property.

"When this whole thing with Gizmodo happened, I got a lot of advice from people that said you've got to just let it slide. You shouldn't go after a journalist because they bought stolen property and tried to extort you," Jobs told a reporter. "And I thought deeply about this, and I concluded the worst thing that could happen is if we change our core values and let it slide. I can't do that. I'd rather quit." There was no clarification about what "core values" he was referring.

Meanwhile, Gizmodo's hyping the hell out of its coverage of the upcoming conference (“The Next iPhone, ReRevealed,” the site teases) which they plan to do by covering other sources.

Meanwhile, Denton laughs all the way to the bonk.

June 06, 2010

SUBJECTURE

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The Fake Doctor Is In: Contemplating What Katie Perry's Bizarre Twitpic Reveals

By Elizabeth C.

WE PREDICT A BUSY DAY FOR DR. DREW TODAY AS WAGS PONDER THE MEANING OF KATY PERRY'S TWEETED BIRTHDAY MISSIVE TO HER BEAU RUSSELL BRAND.

Katy photoshopped her face on Russell's body on the current Rolling Stone cover.

"In honor of @rustyrockets birthday; film release! MY Rolling Stone Cover!," she exclaimed. But the bizarre photo could just as easily be a Rorschach test on the subliminal urges of the girl rocker.

Russell, starring in the just released Get Him To The Greeks, turned 35 June on 4th. The daffy twosome are engaged to become one later this year.

We could spend all day fingering through the DSM-IV for clues as to what disorder Katy's suffering. But who has time? And what would that reveal about me? Thus, we'll keep this pointless pastime brief.

Here, for your consideration, a few diagnoses:

Depersonalization Disorder, in which your body doesn't feel like your own?The photo suggests that Katy's clearly uncomfortable in her own skin as she prefers her pretty little head attached to someone else's body. Is it mere coincidence that it's atop a man's? I think not.

Perhaps Katy's just subconsciously revealing her underlying Gender Idendity Disorder as she chops off her female body and substitutes it with the sexless form of a pubescent boy. For sufferers of this disorder, there is a "sense of discomfort in their own gender and may feel they were ‘born the wrong sex." Katy seems like a girly girl to me, but looks can be deceiving.

Then there's the Narcissistic Personality Disorder, pedestrian for its application to stars and "special people." Katy may be feeling jealousy toward Russell as narcissistics are "often envious and even angry of others who have more, receive more respect or attention, or otherwise steal away the spotlight." Who's the bigger star now, Katy?

Lastly, we must consider Impulse Control Disorder in which the sufferer fails to control impulses "despite the negative consequences." Because Katy surely didn't think through how many eyebrows her little Photoshop gag would raise, now did she?.

June 05, 2010

WHAT'S PAST IS PROLOGUE

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Love Conquers All: The Real Housewives of New York Finale

By Sexy Chatty Catty

SexyChattyCattyMY SWEET, SEXY SONJA HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH FUN IN THE HAMPTONS and got arrested for DWI; Bethenny's out of here; and LuAnn's been dissected. But that's all still in the future. Let's go back to Thursday night.

Three momentous occasions occur in this season finale -- Ramona's vow renewal, LuAnn's singing debut and the lunch meeting between Jill and Bethenny.

Ramona and her wedding planner scope out the venue, New York's delicious Pierre Hotel. She'll make a grand entrance down a crystal twin staircase and they'll be married in the rotunda below. It's glitz personified and she's beside herself with excitement.

Lunch at Le Cirque with Bethenny and Jill. Basically Jill’s all 'forgive me' and Bethenny is all 'no way, sister.' It's over for Bethenny and this is just that thing called closure.

Jill equates their relationship to a marriage and Bethenny points out that divorce gets ugly. Then, the ambush: 'my feelings, how bad I feel.' She begins to weep with the loss, saying Bethenny shouldn't cut her off like this. Oh no, she didn't just say that. So to try to seal the deal she offers homemade potato pancakes. Huh?

Bethenny begins to read her and she constantly interrupts the message. Bethenny pretty much says you've pissed off a lot of people. Are they all wrong and you're the only one right? Then Jill begins to rag about Alex, Bethenny's new BFF. She rolls her eyes and says she'll see her at the wedding, ignoring Jill's plea to lunch again.

The time has arrived. Since her book went nowhere, the Countess has decided that the stage will be her new home. She's gathered the girls for her debut at a small New York club. Her blond mohawked producer arrives in a Hummer with bouncy babes in tow. We'll also meet the new French boyfriend, Jacques. LuAnn gets all glowy and girly when talking about him. And there he is, young, cute, tanned with an accent. Ooooo lala. The girls all gush over him and in a moment of joy LuAnn grabs his face and plants one on him. OOOOOOOOOO, she likey.

She comes on stage asking if everyone is ready to rock and roll. Huh? Her friends start waving their arms and bouncing around to the beat. Everyone seems to be grooving. Are they paying these people? She pretty much talks through most of the song, just singing the hook. All Auto-tune. Ugh. But everyone claps. She's proud of herself and I wonder where her mind is. Jen the event planner calls it early Madonna. But Madonna was in her twenties. This chick's pushing 50.

Since Ramona's not there they all talk about her. Who’s going to the wedding? LuAnn says she wouldn't go if she had kicked her out of her party. Sonja breaks in and says, 'Well, honey, you weren’t there.' She (and she's starting to slur here) says it wasn't that much of a kerfluffle, tries to explain the situation as she saw it. LuAnn keeps breaking in and she finally has to tell girlfriend to STFU and stop interrupting her when she's trying to spill the real deal.

Bethenny and Jason pack to move from the Upper East side to Soho. They have a tiff over jars and a basketball. Scintillating.

Ramona and Avery get their hair done by Oscar Blandi, the creator of Ramona’s new short do. They then head over to the hotel to finish dressing for the ceremony.

Avery still doesn't get this second weddings thing -- a natural teenage quandary. Jill surprises Ramona in the room, tells her she looks gorgeous, then promptly critiques the suite. It meets with her approval, but she really just wants to make sure that their friendship is all right. Of course, since Ramona is this brand (re)new(al) person (whom I like very much) she hugs her and assures her that they'll always be friends.

The other guests arrive and Jill swallows her pride and greets them. Simon has on some kinda pleated half skirt hanging at a diagonal over his slacks and under his jacket. Leave it to Simon to upstage the bride. The two camps are seated across the aisle from each other. Jill, LuAnn, Jen the event planner, on one side -- Bethenny, Jason, Alex and Simon on the other. Kelly arrives. She confesses that she didn't R.S.V.P. and considers herself the better person for having shown up. Of course, everyone's always glad to see her in her world. The different camps chat about "the lunch meeting," telling their sides of the story.

Jill grouses about no food being served while everyone waits. Jen the event planner agrees, of course, and is appalled by the lack of even a glass of champagne. Jen two faces Ramona's planner, making a face to Kelly when she sees her then turning around to meet her with a huge "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii, so good to meet you.” Faker. I can see why she’s on the catty side of the aisle.

Alex tells us that this whole thing began at the Labor day party.

Mario, Ramona, Avery and even the dog, look stunning, beautiful. Their officiant, a family friend, tells a bawdy story about how the couple met (Mario fell in love with her firm ass at the gym), and we can see it offends the Countess' sensibilities. Their vows are funny, touching and heartfelt. They're truly in love and if you didn’t get teary-eyed you’re quite the hardass. Ramona says it was everything she’d imagined and more. Awwwww.

Kelly runs up to give Ramona her gift -- her photo shoot from "Poison Island." She does look great. Bethenny gets teary as she thanks Ramona and Alex for supporting her through her crazy up and down year. And Alex taps Jill on the shoulder as she passes, but Jill keeps on walking, giving her that Hiiii you give to people that disgust you but you're not alone. Alex says she’s just wanted to say glad to see you and waves her on her way. Bye, bitch.

Then Jill gives Bethenny a bear hug and shouts at her that she's having a baby a couple of times. Then she starts spouting let bygones be stuff and yelling, "Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit?” Bethenny sure doesn’t anymore.

Epilogue: Ramona goes off to explore Kenya; Bethenny, as we know, gets married, has a baby girl and has a new show; Alex promotes her new parenting book; and LuAnn plans to release another song onto the world while still dating the cutie (That accent. In bed. I bet she is).

Sonja's supposedly working on writing a sexy society novel. Jill bemoans the loss of friendship and says she's learned a lesson, hopes to get back together with Bethenny eventually. Meanwhile, Bobby's health is ok and Ally is heading off to college. Leaving her more time to think about her next grudge.

Kelly still lives in the land of unicorns and rainbows while doing charity work.

Ramona gets them all lined up together for a toast to women friends. What would we do without them?

Next week: the reunion. It promises to be a corker.

SexyChattyCatty is a regular contributor at CrabbyGolightly.com where she writes on TV, America's favorite snack food.

SLOW MOTION DYING

Credit: Charlie Riedel/ AP

Sickening: AP Photographer Captures Oil-Soaked Birds On Louisiana Coast

By Elizabeth C.

THE PICTURES ARE SICKENING and provoke revulsion, rage and hopelessness in any decent human being who sees them.

Associated Press photographer Charlie Riedel took these photos of oil-sludged birds along East Grand Terre Island on the Louisiana coast. You can see the misery in the birds' eyes, and sometimes death approaching.

And as horrible and awful as these pictures are, they depict only a handful of the wildlife whose lives and habitats have been destroyed by the estimated 35 million gallons of oil that have gushed into the ocean from the Deepwater Horizon site.

These are the types of photographs that BP has apparently conspired to prevent photographers from taken. Journalists have complained that they were deliberately kept from cleanup locations last week.

"Now that the stuff is really sort of coming ashore, it really is living up to its potential. It's the very worst-case scenario for things like birds and mammals," said James H. Cowan Jr., a professor at Louisiana State University.

Here's hoping that these pictures turn up the volume on people's rage and get both business and government moving faster toward a cleanup.

Credit: Charlie Riedel/ AP

Credit: Charlie Riedel/ AP

June 03, 2010

REAL REALITY TV

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It's Showtime For Blago! Deposed Celebrity-Wannabe Guv Goes On Trial

By Elizabeth C.

IT'S SHOWTIME FOR BLAGO!

Illinois' impeached governor and celebrity wannabe Rod Blagojevich stars in the role of a lifetime as he tries to persuade a jury and the public that he's innocent of federal corruption charges.

"They're liars, they're liars," said Blago moments after he arrived at the Dirksen U.S. Federal Court House in downtown Chicago Thursday.

His wife Patti, best known in America for eating a bug on TV, said, "My husband is an honest man and I know that he's innocent."

Blagojevich faces up to 20 years in prison on 24 charges of racketeering, wire fraud, attempted extortion, bribery, conspiracy and false statements. Prosecutors say they recorded him attempting to sell the U.S. Senate seat that President Obama was then vacating. Blago had sole power to fill the vacant seat.

Court watchers predict the corruption trial could take as long as four months, putting the spotlight on Blago, a hotdog who loves the lamp’s heat.

Since forced from office in 2009, Blagojevich has executed a charm offensive, appearing on David Letterman's Late Night and The Today Show.

He also published a book, The Governor, in which he argued his innocence, and more recently appeared as a clueless contestant on Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice.

The trial promises to raise the curtain on the backstage goings-on of Illinois' smelly, corrupt and primarily Democratic politics of which Blagojevich was but one player. A popular view among Chicagoans is that Blago's crime was getting caught for being clumsy at the locals’ favorite pay-to-play game. The trial’s potential for revealing that game’s rules and players is evoking the salivary glands of the state’s long put-upon Republicans who have created their own website to spin the trial's events.

Among those on the witness list or expected to testify: Obama’s chief of staff Rahm Emmanuel, convicted fundraiser and wheeler dealer Tony Rezko, long-time Obama advisor Valerie Jarrett and Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.

It all adds up to the best reality TV for the summer months.

LADY ELIZABETH'S LOVER

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Furious Love: Vanity Fair Spotlights Loveletters To Liz Taylor From Richard Burton

By Elizabeth C.

D.H. LAWRENCE COULDN'T IMAGINE RAPTURE MORE TORRID THAN THAT BETWEEN Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton.

Obsession, possession, consumption -- Liz & Dick thrilled for it all. And in its latest issue, Vanity Fair excerpts letters written to Liz by Richard Burton are included in the new book, Furious Love: Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, and the Marriage of the Century written by Sam Kashner and Nancy Schoenberger.

The movie stars, both married to others when they became involved while working on Cleopatra, soon after divorced their respective spouses.

The two married and divorced twice. And in her never-before-revealed love letters, Elizabeth says that Richard still yearned for another reunion in the days before his death.

"You must know, of course, how much I love you,'' the Welsh actor wrote in one letter. "You must know, of course, how badly I treat you. But the fundamental and most vicious, swinish, murderous, and unchangeable fact is that we totally misunderstand each other ... we operate on alien wave­lengths. You are as distant as Venus--planet, I mean--and I am tone-deaf to the music of the spheres. But how-so-be-it nevertheless. (A cliché among Welsh politicians.) I love you and I always will. Come back to me as soon as you can ... "

And there's more, of course. More yearning, fretting, wondering, desiring, hungering. "I find it very difficult to allow my whole life to rest on the existence of another creature," Burton wrote in another letter. "I find it equally difficult, because of my innate arrogance, to believe in the idea of love. There is no such thing, I say to myself. There is lust, of course, and usage, and jealousy, and desire and spent powers, but no such thing as the idiocy of love. Who invented that concept? "

The blog Celebitchy amusingly takes on Vanity Fair to task its preoccupation with faded Hollywood. "Another month, another Vanity Fair nostalgia cover with a dead or dying celebrity.'' But those are vainglorious words from youth unfamiliar with the alluring blur of nostalgia. Bring it on.

June 02, 2010

BOWELS OF HELL

Sinkhole in Guatemala

Earth's Maw Opens & Swallows Building Whole In Guatemala

By Elizabeth C.

THE EARTH OPENED AND SWALLOWED A THREE-STORY BUILDING AND HOUSE AFTER TROPICAL STORM AGATHA CAUSED a mudslide in Guatemala City.

The BP SPILL'S GETTING ME ALL PARANOID AND APOCALYPTIC, AND I CAN'T HELP WONDERING: Is Mother Earth seeking her revenge?

Reuters reported the storm swept away a highway bridge and forced more than 94,000 people to be evacuated from their homes. About 150 people are reported dead or missing across Central America.

A similar sinkhole opened nearby last year and residents blamed it on a poor sewage infrastructure.

June 01, 2010

PARADISE LOST

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New York Housewives: Escape From 'Poison Island'

By Sexy Chatty Catty

SexyChattyCattyAFTER KELLY'S FREAKOUT SHE HAS THE GOOD GRACE to leave and breakfast is a peaceful affair.

Everyone feels terrible for Kelly but at the same time they're all glad to see her gone. They agree she's in her own little world and hope she gets help cause they ain't about it. So cheers to the rest of the last day! Let's get our swimming, yoga and mannie/peddies on!

Then, trouble lands. Jill shows up with Bobby. LuAnn told her not to come. But she came anyway and the house goes absolutely quiet when she yells Helloooooooo. "Ack, like a horn," Bethenny laments. Jill and Bobby explain that they detoured on their way to St. Bart's and thought everyone would be glad to see them. After all, she was one of the first people Ramona invited. Said it wouldn't be the same without her. Everyone's traumatized now and Jill grates.

Jill tries to make herself feel welcome but the ladies aren't having it. She says she saw Kelly at the airport. Ramona babbles, Sonja smiles cautiously, Bethenny frowns behind her sunglasses and Alex just malevolently stares at her. Poor Bobby. Jill tells us it was if someone had died. It truly is. You can feel the tension through the screen. She keeps repeating "I thought you'd be happy to see me." She marvels at the magnificence of the house. Alex says Jill's so fucking self-absorbed she doesn't see the elephant in the room. But she does.

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Alex tells her there's been enough drama. So Jill says she’ll leave, she’d just hoped to see Bethenny but they shut her down and kick her out. Damn right. Too late now, honey. It's really very awkward. Alex tells us Jill was saying F.U. to all the ladies by just walking in and trying to destroy the party.

Jill says Ramona chose Alex over her as she sits, alone and red-eyed, in the backseat of her car. Ramona tries to smooth things over. Jill talks about the shitload of money Bobby spent but Ramona says her guests were upset. Jill tries the guilt trip -- 'I thought we were friends.' Better four be happy than one and the others miserable.

Ramona tells us that maybe Jill’s been hanging out with Kelly too much and she's getting divorced from reality. Bethenny tries to get Bobby to know it's not him, it’s his fucking crazy wife. Jill's so hurt and cries on Bobby's shoulder, saying, “That was so mean. That was not nice.” O well.

Sonja says they threw a friend out. Ramona says no, she wasn’t invited. Bethenny says she wanted to make a grand entrance and think she's saving the day. Jill curses Alex to us and says that she guesses Bethenny doesn't want to make up. Uhhhh, she's just getting that. What?

At dinner that night the ladies rejoice that they can relax and not worry about offending anyone; no drama, just fun. Talk turns to baby bumps and sonograms. Back to dating and the sizes of penis. Then Alex surprises Ramona and Bethenny with a little bridal shower. Out come the handcuffs and crystal ribbons for bedpost tie-ups. Sonja's surprised that with all the talk of Ramona and Mario in forever love, that Ramona doesn't quite get the handcuff thing and wonders how they keep it fresh. Hmmmmm. Ramona is beet-red and slightly uncomfortable throughout the gift-giving.

Jill has lunch with LuAnn, Jen the event planner and Kelly. She's sad-faced and puppy-eyed. She says she understands why they did it but it just wasn’t handled well. Kelly appears looking just like Jill. All sad. She says she was still shell-shocked from the trip. Then she gossips about how she just can't stand gossiping. She tells them that Bethenny told her to have a one-night stand and how she called her a ho-bag. But really, Sonja said that she couldn’t believe she’d never had one. Then the cook verses chef thing.

Then she blatantly LIES. She BOLDFACE lies. She snarls that in addition to the press harassment Bethenny SAID, "I went out of my way to have a smear campaign against you." Are YOU kidding me? If you heard that please let me know. Jill tells us that she doesn’t understand a word girlfriend is saying, with the candy and all. And Jen the event planner, bless her heart, recites the "your version, my version and then there's the truth” adage.

Sonja's having a party for an emerging artist at her lavish abode. Did I tell you she's from the J.P. Morgan’s? Ah, yes. All the girls are there.

LuAnn kids Simon about not going on the girls' trip and Bethenny tells her it was terror on the high seas. "Poison Island," LuAnn says Kelly called the weekend, and said that everyone ganged up on her. While sauntering up to the group, Sonja's hot, red halter wrap dress begins to become undone and she charmingly says, “This dress is so well-trained it knows to just come off, hahahahaha." I love her.

They all retire to a quiet room to chat. Bethenny says there's something wrong with girlfriend. Sonja says she was trying to comfort her. LuAnn tries to defend her but Bethenny says she see needs to be checked in somewhere. She says Kelly had a breakdown in St. John and that’s it. By the by, Kelly’s blog on this subject had two lines whereas the other women fully explained their feelings on the matter: "I have never endured such a difficult time with four women. Trust your instincts. And my instincts say "you a bit crazy, gurl."

We're at Jill’s holiday ice-skating party in Bryant Park. Family, friends and fabulous gift bags. The ladies come with kids in tow.

Jill says she misses Bethenny and talks to her sister about inviting her to lunch. Wah, wah, I wanna let things go, I never thought it would get to this, she’s pregnant. Bobby told her not to cut her off, just move back a bit, I wanna pretend none of it every happened. Wah, wah. I can’t believe she’s acting like this. The way she cut Bethenny to the quick for no good reason. But she calls. And Bethenny accepts, telling us that she had called Jill so many times to have lunch, but she's just beaten down, so, fuck it, she’ll go.

Jill changes into a pink sparkly skating outfit. She's the only person on the ice tonight in a costume. Says when she was nine she skated and a lot of people didn't know that. Didn’t we all skate at that age? Does she mean headed for the Olympics or that she was just a skater? Anyway, she’s the only nut in a costume, wants to do a performance and promptly falls on her face as the crowd tries not to laugh. She twirls a couple more times then takes photos with fans.

Ramona arrives hoping things will be OK between her and Jill. But Kelly corners her first. She wants to talk, but Ramona says now is not the time. Kelly won't back off and says Ramona asked her on the trip, said she had her back and then let them eat her. Ramona pretty much says she supported her until she fucking lost it.

Kelly begins freaking again out over being forced to be with Bethenny who absolutely hates her, ya know, and... and those other women. Ramona apologies to her but she's not really sure for what. For handcuffing her at gunpoint and making her hang out with those horrible, horrible women on a lovely yacht beside the Hooters yacht and then yachting off to a beautiful cliff-side mansion on a gorgeous bay. That's just my guess.

Jill says she’s happy to see Ramona and she’s not looking to pick a fight since it’s been a rough couple of months for her. Ramona said if maybe Jill had said something funny, but because Jill wasn’t recognizing the ill will towards her it ended badly. They hug and make up.

SexyChattyCatty is a regular contributor at CrabbyGolightly.com where she writes on TV, America's favorite snack food.