The Proof's In The Putang
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The Proof's In The Putang: These Gals Ideal Cast For Reality TV
EW HAS A PIECE EXPLORING THE PRICETAG of celebrity mistressdom, which so far has bagged only a few couple hundred grand for most of these objects of sex obsessions.
That's more than these ladies (cough, cough) would get collecting dollar tips from dirty hands while pole dancing at strip clubs.
But if the reports are true that serial husband-stealer Rachel Uchitel pocketed $10 million (minus the Gloria Allred's lawyer fees), then the proof's in the putang that hos who represent themselves have fools as agents.
So while Uchitel reviews her little black book with Allred looking for ways to pad her bank account, and plans her pictorial debut in Playboy, Jamie Jungers, Josyln James, Jaimee Grubbs (did Tiger have a thing for ‘Js’ or what?) and Michelle McGee will have to devise new ways to keep riding the money train.
Here’s what I want to know: When will reality TV producers step up? When is The Donald taping Celebrity Apprentice: The Ho Edition?
Or perhaps Bravo is looking to pad its lineup of televised narcissism? These ladies are the perfect cast for my proposed show, How To Steal Celebrity Husbands Or Get Caught Trying!
Think of the drama! The cat fights! The scratching! The diseases! The doctor's visits!
Already the “war of words rages between Tiger's trysts. Why not televise the drama? It'll beat the manufactured pettiness of those New York Housewives any day.
Why isn’t Hollywood jumping on this sheeeeit?
Come on, LaLaLand, now's the time to sign these girls for cheap!
And I promise: my cut for the idea will be far less than what Allred charges.
Tags: Buzz , Tiger Woods
