The Gods Of Bootyism Shine On Tiger And Other Tales Of...Tail
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The Gods Of Bootyism Shine On Tiger And Other Tales Of...Tail
AS TIGER WOODS RETURNS TO GOLF, NEWS about his sexcapades continue to dribble out. Another girl's come forward, this one the daughter of a neighbor whom he has known since he was 14. Raychel Coudriet, now 22, apparently got her panties in a twist when the news first broke about Tiger's prowling. "I felt used and violated, like I meant nothing to him but a night of casual sex," Raychel reportedly said. "I wanted to dig a hole, crawl in and die." Oh, shut up. Nobody cares anymore about how many women Tiger slept with. We lost count at…10.
While Ti's proving he's still master of his domain -- at least at the Masters -- his seedy pastimes were literally casting a shadow over his game. A plane flew over Augusta National with a banner that read: "TIGER: DID YOU MEAN BOOTYISM?," a jab at Woods' alleged return to his Buddhist faith, which he said he'd "drifted away" from during the past years. So far at the Masters, though, it looks like prayers to Booty are paying off for the errant husband and playboy.
Eldridge now has a new buddy to hang out with in Hollywood: Actor Jim Carrey's been "twittering sympathy for Tiger, blaming the golf pro's father for stealing his childhood, and calling Elin a "willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason. kids/lifestyle." Or maybe she's just fool for love.
Sandra Bullock playing mommy to Jesse James' three children while the outlaw husband is in sex rehab. The A-lister and her "broken" husband have had to fend off wild rumors this week that a Hitler poopstache sex tape exists of the two. "There is no sex tape," the Oscar-winning actress said in a statement to People magazine Tuesday. "There never has been one and there never will be one." Jesse James also denied the existence of such tape. But RadarOnline.com reports James made many sex tapes with OTHER women as he cheated throughout his marriage to Bullock, and insinuates that fear of his spilling her secrets has kept Sandy so far from filing for divorce.
Meanwhile, over in Brangelinaville, the Mr. & Mrs. have just returned from a visit to Bosnia and were snapped smiling, hand in hand, smiling, looking happier than ever amid rumors of a relationship on the ropes. A former bodyguard of the couple has been selling tales to InTouch and "Bill's" latest claim is that Pitt is still in love with Jennifer Aniston. Well, maybe not still, but again? Which is more believable than the one that has Ang hooking up with mythic hermaphrodite Lady Gaga. Now that is one affair we all want to see the tapes from.
Madi S. is mom to two kids and three cats. She loves pop culture news, movies, fashion, travel, reading and observing the world.
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The Republican politicians didn't get the Tiger Woods treatment from the media. John McCain anyone? Not to mention those sick "Catholic Priest". I guess it was the DEVIL in them that made them do it.hahahaha!!!lol f@gg@t @$$ priest should have been getting pu$$y with Tiger like normal people do. If you would’ve chased those "Catholic Priest" out of the country like you did Michael Jackson you might be able to send your boys to church without a chasady belt!!!! “Son is that Holy Water on your shirt”. Not exactly Dad!!!!!!hahahalol
TIGER IS A BETTER ROLE MODEL THAN Roethlisberger (or the Rooney's for keeping him “THE POPE” OR THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. ONE PRIEST MOLESTED 200 BOYS!!!!!! GOD DAMN!!!!!
It's called media racism. Have you noticed you never ever ever hear anything bad about hockey players even though they beat the hell out of each other on the ice. They all go home and just eat cookies and drink milk according to the media.
He’s a golfer for Christ sakes. Why do we expect our athletes to show such high values – but they aren’t required by our politicians or religious leaders.
Posted by: joetheplumber | April 10, 2010 02:57 PM