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Danielle Staub

Coming Soon: Real Housewife Danielle Staub's Sexxy Home Porn

By Sexy Chatty Catty

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Coming soon to video: New Jersey's Real Housewife Danielle Staub's home sex flick.

The tape that Staub sued to halt release of will be hitting the market just in time for the return of New Jersey's Real Housewives.

The 45-minute tape shows Staub doing the deed with an ex beau who is presumedly Steve Zalewski, who famously told another Housewife that Danielle was only good for blow jobs.

Viewers won't get to see her displaying her talent for BJs, but they will get to see Staub's pierced, Brazilianed twat riding atop someone -- Zalewski denies that it's him -- along with some missionary, some doggy style, and some pile-driving. She's quite talented.

She also definitely thinks she's sexy, and you can tell that she really was enjoying herself. In it she's taut and toned but her implants are a little wonky.

You really don’t see her partner's face, just his condom-covered member. At least she's practicing safe sex.

Steve Zalewski Zalewski, post breakup with Staub, was yammering about their sex life and offering to sell the tape to the highest bidder. Evidently wining and dining her cost him a bit of change and he wanted to recoup. What a charmer.

Staub won a temporary injunction halting the sale, claiming she "didn't know he taped their sexcapades until she read it in a magazine. It sickened me," according to the New York Daily News.

Staub claimed Zalewski was getting revenge and wondered publicly how could he do that to her children. I guess the children slip your mind when you're making a sex tape.

It's too soon to know if this is part of some master plan to further Staub’s reality career.

As New York's Housewives' winds down, Bravo’s upcoming New Jersey edition promises to be SHOCKING revelations and showdowns and things are already heating up.

NJ.com reports that Teresa Giudice recently dined with Danielle’s ex-husband Kevin Maher, the subject of the now infamous book Cop Without A Badge, which led to Teresa's table-flipping freak-out on Staub.

The book portrays Staub, who’s real name is Berverly Merrill, as a coke-addicted stripper with a criminal past, which she emphatically denies &layout=button_count&show_faces=false&width=450&action=like&font=verdana&colorscheme=light&height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:21px;" allowTransparency="true">

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Danielle you are the hottest girl I ever seen and I would love to bang you

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