Elimination challenge this week -- the dolls learn they will have to be a bride... and groom. And, shades of Top Model: Afterward they’ll have to pose for a portrait as the marrying couple.

Raven, as winner of the mini-challenge, gets to choose her wedding gown first, then assigns who gets to choose next down the line. She chooses bff Morgan first and Tatiana seethes, "Of course she’ll choose me last. She’s jealous." Maybe, but she’s right, she gets chosen last after Juju, Sahara, Jessica, Tyra and Pandora.

There's a lot of pushing and shoving of racks and flowing organza after they choose plain wedding dresses they have to tart up. Stylist Matthew Anderson makes the rounds with Ru giving the women make-up consultations. He talks oily skin with Tyra and Raven snipes that she still looks 22 because of her oily skin. Snap! He tells Pandora that she should go Goldie Hawn, hates Jessica's face (as do I) and points out her stubble. How rude! But she needs to get it together, girl, Matthew says she needs a lot more blending.

He says Sahara looks old. Ru calls Tatiana Tatty and I think I'll keep that. Matthew says her makeup's all over the place. Raven's going short and sassy with her white dress so he suggest she needs more color. Martha Wash, coming up, Sahara's excited and so am I.

The dolls are finding the groom part difficult since they're not used to getting in touch with their masculine side. Tyra cops a 'tude because everyone is stealing her idea of drawing on facial hair. Don't know if they can get it right since she looks as fab as a guy as she does as a girl.

It's time for the groom's portrait pose. Morgan goes punk, Tyra goes perfect prom date, Sahara goes military. Jessica, who's ecstatic she’s marrying herself, goes Rico Suave. "If I marrying Jessica Wild, of course, I going to be very happy," she coos.

Raven goes corporate, Tatty goes gay and Pandora does law enforcement and feels like a girl dressed as a guy.

As Tyra floats in her dress around the room, the others continue working on their dresses and talk of marriage, gay marriage in particular, and family acceptance. In the middle of all this Tyra, listening to an iPod, starts singing high and off-key. They weren't paying her enough attention I guess. Bitch is pissing Tatty off. And me too. Annoying, self-absorbed bitch. Tatty asks her to STFU and because she didn't ask politely Tyra continues to call dogs. God, diva, please. Time for her and her attitude to go home.

Bras and hose go on as they prepare to do the bridal walk down the runway. Tyra needs help, she’s got lots of little buttons on the back of her dress that need buttoning and everyone ignores her. Too bad, bitch. Sing them closed.

Ru, blonde and resplendent in beigey-violet. Okay, enough, Martha Wash is here to judge. Engines starting.

Sahara ballet dances out in toe shoes; she's getting married in a tutu, how unconventional. Morgan is Pam Anderson in a short, poofy skirt and train. Tyra is daddy’s little girl while judges call Raven’s look Paris Hilton getting married. She’s very Sandy the Danny to me. Jessica took Matthew's advice and her makeup looks a 1,000 times better. She's lost that "that’s a man, baby" look she usually has. And talk about unconventional, Tatty comes out in the only wedding dress I've ever seen with a split up the front! Easy access? Pandora looks romantic and innocent. Juju’s looking Kimora again.

Portrait time -- Juju’s looks great, the judges love it. Jessica looks weird, but Martha thinks they’re a very cute couple. But Martha also hates the large fanning over the shoulder of her dress.

Pandora’s flat again, poor girl, and Santino says her portrait has a story behind it. I don't think it’s a good one, maybe a brother-sister thing. Martha loves Tyra’s makeup as she flaunts a large, colorful bouquet and says it belonged to her dead husband.

Tatty has immunity and that's good because they all hate her clothes. Sahara’s portrait looks like she’s marrying a gay guy (my opinion, not the judges) and they hate her dress as well. Raven's portrait looks like a 16-year-old marrying an older man. But they love, love her fluffy, girly dress. Merle says she’s still packing a wallop to which Raven replies "under my skirt." Ru says her white pumps are the sign of a true hooker and she glows with happiness.

At a subtle suggestion from Ru, Tatty spills that Tyra's a complete bitch. Then they all pile on like they just couldn't wait to out this bitch. A spitting match breaks out between Tyra and Tatty so Tyra asks them, one by one, if they think she's a bitch. They all start backing off except Juju who says she’d better check herself. Ru moves them on. Shoot, that was fun.

The judges deliberate portraits, dresses and attitudes. Ru tells the contestants she won't tolerate problems with her girls. And when the votes are in, Juju and Jessica are safe. Tyra gets chewed out before finding out that she's the winner. That's Immunity and five nights at a Hyatt Villa in Palm Springs, Calif.. Not too shabby. She goes to the back of the stage and boohoos cause she thought she was going home.

Tatty's safe, immunity, ya know. Sahara’s lip syncing. Pandora is safe, Raven is safe, and of course, says she shoulda won. Morgan is nervously laughing because she know her time is up and she's singing as well. They have to sing Carry On by Martha. YES!

Sahara's been in the bottom two so much she’s got it down. She gets up on her toes and crab walks then jumps into a split off the stage and frantically dances while Ru pumps her fist urging her on to victory. Martha sings, I get chills and Sahara is so dynamic that Morgan gets no camera time at all since she’s not doing much. Of course Sahara shantes and vows to take these bitches down one by one. While Morgan sashays away. She’s still happy, XOXO bitches.

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