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Jennifer Aniston Gets Last Laugh As Tables Turn On Brangelina

By Elizabeth C.

THE LONG NIGHTMARE IS OVER FOR MISS LONELYHEARTS: The she-wolf that stole her husband is getting her comeuppance.

The world trembles that the singular Brangelina is once again merely "Brad" and "Angie," as speculation boils that the beauteous twosome is kaput.

And in an instant the the question becomes : Will Jennifer Aniston and Brad get back together?

It's too soon to predict, and our money is on 'no.' But what a satisfying twist to a torrid love story that began when Pitt and Jolie hooked up while starring opposite each other in the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

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And in an instant the question becomes: Will Jennifer Aniston and Brad get back together?
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Shortly after the film role, Pitt divorced Jennifer, dubbed "America's sweetheart," and took up with the hypnotically dangerous Angelina, the girl who purportedly French-kissed her brother and wore vials of blood around her neck.

And though the solar power emanating from Brangelina seemed equal to our sun, with all their gorgeousness and Hollywood glamour, there was always something unseemly about their love.

Brangelina's quivering passion turned Aniston into "Poor Jen," a perennial loser in love's game. And though she subsequently became entangled with celebrities' VinceVaughn, John Mayer, and most recently Gerard Butler, none took the place of her A-list ex-husband.

But pendulums always right themselves; gravity prevails. And we suspect that today is the first day of the rest of Jennifer's life: today begins the real healing.

Even if Brangelina lives unhappily ever after, the mythic vampire Angelina has been slain.

Comments

Jennifer is a gorgeous woman who deserves to be loved. If I had to pick one celebrity as a friend it would be Jennifer because she is awesome. I think Brad did her wrong but he moved on already and she should too.

Posted by: Ashlyn Verrell | January 29, 2010 12:48 AM

I am happy for Jennifer, at least she may smile,laugh. a-n.

Posted by: anna - nina | January 27, 2010 05:17 PM

I am so happy for Jen. She's a much prettier woman than Jolie. I hope she's proud enough to not to get back on with Pitt though. He looks old anyway, particularly with his ugly beard

Posted by: K | January 25, 2010 10:07 PM

i hate d brangelina. i can neva get overd fact dat angiehwhore french kissed her bro. jen would neva gt bk with d grandpa. she was married to him wen he was hot now he is UGLY. jen will find mr right nd hopefully adopt or give birth2 a mini her.

Posted by: chi | January 25, 2010 09:38 PM