BREAKING DRAMEDY

Brangelina Interrupted? Team Aniston Rises From The Dead

GAWKER PREDICTED THE END OF THE WORLD, TMZ LURED FANS FROM THE LEDGE, AND Perez Hilton drank the Kool-Aid served up by the couple's flacks.

Gossip's snipes pounced quickly after Britain's News Of The World reported that Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie were uncoupling while continuing to share custody of their six kids. The report comes just days after the National Enquirer claimed the couple had a public fight at a New York restaurant during which Brad pleaded with Angie to get mental help.

The lives of Mr. & Mrs. A-List have been rapturously entwined ever since 2004 when the couple met while playing sparring spouses. Shortly afterward, Brad left wife Jennifer Aniston and took up with the sexy homewrecker, forcing Hollywood watchers to declare allegiance to Team Jennifer Or Team Angie. Over at The Hollywood Gossip, a whopping 81 percent of voters were on Jen's side.

On Sunday, the Internet was alight with comments folks who more ore less either:

1) Were glad that ho Angie was getting her kharmic payback, or

2) Praying that Brad ended back in the arms of his ex-wife, or

3) Keeping fingers crossed that Brad never, ever went back with that self-absorbed sad-sack Jennifer, or

4) Thought critics were just jealous of the undying love Brad and Angie will share eternally .

With the legal papers allegedly already signed, it shouldn't be long before the world knows the truth: fairy tales are just that.