Tiger's Mistresses Are Guilty Of Woman-On-Woman Crime
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Tiger's Mistresses: Guilty Of Crimes Against Women
SO TIGER WOODS HAS GOT A "TYPE": LONG-HAIRED CHEATING OPPORTUNIST.
For Rachel Uchitel and Kalika Moquin, two of Wood's alleged mistresses, so far the tactic is "deny, deny, deny." (Perhaps with the hope of a payout?)
However, reality TV star Jaimee Grubbs, the third (and final?) woman involved, is providing photographic, audio and sexting proof of her canoodlings with Tiger.
Uchitel and Moquin are both paid party girls working for clubs in New York and Las Vegas. Grubbs is a cocktail waitress who played the bit part as the put-upon "arm candy" in the reality series Tool Academy.
Tiger is taking plenty of heat for his infidelity, but where do the women come in? Is it wrong for these women to cash in on the goldmines' they're sitting on, especially because Tiger has a wife?
And how much of them exploiting their God-given anatomical gifts is directly related to coveting a piece of Tiger’s fortune?
I hate the word "slut" when it is used as a malicious label. I won’t call these women sluts. I am a firm believer in people choosing who they want to fuck.
That said, I also fancy the idea of abiding by an ethical code. If you willingly decide to pledge your life to someone, you should probably hold up your end of the bargain by not boning anyone without your spouse's approval.
If you’re a woman, you should probably opt out of boning married men. That's woman-on-woman crime, plain and simple.
Jaimee Grubbs, the one who is dangling photos in front of the slobbering media, is clearly not thinking of Wood's wife. She is only thinking of herself and the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. And though Uchitel and Moquin haven't talked -- yet -- clearly they want some of the fortune too.
But I guess Elin Nordegren wasn't on anybody's mind as they prowled in bed with Tiger.
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