Advice to Elin Nordegren: Get Tested For Venereal Disease
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Advice To Elin: Get Tested For VD, Then Get Out
INCONCEIVABLY, THE "TIGER WOODS IS A SLUT" STORY IS becoming boring.
Tales of a seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth side dish emerge too late to generate the interest that Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs have, and that'll cost the latecomers. Though every titillating detail, every Ambien-laced, sweat-filled spankin' adds a few grand to their eventual payout.
"I knew he was married, but whenever he had come into the restaurant with his wife he looked so miserable," one score told the press.
"They didn't talk and never held hands. There was no affection there." Awww, poor Tiger.
The sister of Mindy Lawton, a Perkins waitress whom Tige bedded, says the athlete "never wore a condom."
As reports surface that Elin Nordegren's ante has been upped to stay married to the golf star, here's the question I'll pose: El, did you make him get tested for venereal diseases? 'Cause he clearly didn't care where he put his dick.
Protect yourself girl. Walk away. All the money in the world won't fix his problem.
Tags: Tiger Woods
