SMART FOR HER OWN GOOD

Vamp Kristen Stewart Makes The Mistake Of Being Interesting

By Elizabeth C.

TRUE CONFESSION! I have neither read nor watched anything from the Twight series. When I'm in the mood for blood sucking I read the business pages.

I've seen the breathless tabloid covers of pinup boy Robert Pattison and shrugged 'meh.'

I watched the hot tease between Rob and Kristen at the MTV Awards and thought 'production.'

Neither actor has raised my temp above 98.6 -- until Kristen starting spewing smart comments about fame and celebrity.

"It's so retarded," the actress tells Vanity Fair in its December issue. "We're characters in this comic book."

Now Kristen reiterates her disdain for the game during early promotion for the Nov. 20 release of New Moon.

"I probably would've answered it if people hadn't made such a big deal about it," she told EW.com of her rumored romance with Robert.

"But I'm not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about 'Well, you chose to be an actor, why don't you just f---ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?"

Which, come to think of it, is exactly what we'd expect vampires -- and the sucking public -- to demand.

And isn't it cute how she uses "fiending'' as a noun? Does she not know how that kind of talk turns thinking people on? Does she know what a mistake it is to bate the fiending?

Bad news, Kristen: This rabble-rousing officially puts you in the "interesting category" -- and immediately ups the respect for the off-screen yearnings of one tall vampire. (Bite deeply, longingly, Rob.)

As the date draws near for the release of the latest from the Twilight series, we strongly advise Kristen to go back to being boring. Sounding so smart is will only make trouble as you're slogging the movie.