Seems Like Only Yesterday That Sheree Was Pulling Hair: Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion
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Seems Like Only Yesterday That Sheree Was Pulling Hair: Atlanta's Real Housewives Remember
NENE'S HAIR WAS FIERCE, FOR ONCE. SHEREE was elegant, Lisa was Farrah Fawcett, Kandi was a little extreme and Kim was…Kim.
The first part of The Real Housewives of Atlanta's reunion show revealed the new nature of these beeeeeeeeeee=yotchs.
After the event planner explosion, the Kim hair pulling incident, the dissing of Lisa's clothing line, I think Sheree has finally exposed her secret. She doesn't have to call Pookie. She is Pookie. I liked her collection but after many seasons of Project Runway, I agree with Lisa that it wasn't cohesive. And the only reason the train ran on time was through the hard work of the cool Dwight. She's so lucky HE's a professional and didn't take her diva bait.
I almost threw up at the montage of Kim yelling and screaming about how hot she is. And she's a 34D?!? I don't know about that. Maybe it's her cantaloupe-shaped implants that make me think she's a lot bigger.
We learn she's going to keep drinking, smoking and wearing those damn synthetic wigs.
Kandi talks about her breakup with AJ. Although he and Mom made up, it seems the friction between them flared up again. Hence, their breakup. Maybe it was too hasty anyway, less than a year.
I fill up when she breaks down when relating the phone call with the bad news, then going to the hospital and seeing the body.
I feel for ya Kandi. And it's nice to know that the cast was supportive.
Last season NeNe was nice ol' homegirl. This season she’s become Sheree 2. The world is against girlfriend.
She feels betrayed by Kim after she asked to sing on Tardy For The Party, then Kim reneges. Okay, I'd be hurt, but I'd like to think it wouldn't end with me and my friend accusing each other of physical violence towards each other.
And why wasn’t that meeting on camera? Then we'd know what really happened and stop hearing this tit for tat.
And I still think her telling Kim she couldn't make it a hit without her was so rude, and, well, look what happened. It speaks for itself, NeNe. And her disagreements with Kandi were just bizarre. If Kandi had choked her I may have applauded.
NeNe talked about her search for her father. We see a meeting in her hometown of Athens with a man who said he's her real father. She said he looked just like her son (true). He's an alcoholic so communication is going to be difficult. She's lucky to have husband Greg, who seems to want to always protect her. I feel the same way about her father reaching out to her, not her having to reach out to him. Tha’s such a difficult and complicated situation, family. And it’ll be good for her book.
Ahhh, making babies. Lisa and Ed - sex, sex, sex, baby, baby, baby. More babies and a smaller house. They’re losing Ed’s $3 million football salary and have to downside to a smaller abode. Smaller by their standard is a mansion on only 9 acres. You know, room for a guesthouse and pool.
It’s Ed's old bachelor pad. It’s intimated that downsizing may not have been just their decision but one by their mortgage holder.
We run through the hugs and kisses, the restaurant fights, NeNe's shit-talking, the screaming, the finger slapping, the throat grabbing. And, the lies!
Then, O God, the gosipping with Housewives from New York and Orange County at an awards ceremony. Rumors spread and feelings get hurt.
Even though police were called during their dust-up, Kim and NeNe have moved on and mended their relationship. O boy, it begins again. In other words, neither one of us want to kill this golden goose they’re riding into Titanium American Express cards.
We go back and forth with Kim's relationship with Big Poppa. Her surprise proposal with no mention of when he'll get divorced. I'm with you Sheree and NeNe: he's married and lives with his wife and children. Technically, he can't be engaged in the United States. The lightbulb supposedly, finally, went off in Kim's head that maybe this guy isn't serious. The wife knows, he slept with Kim 5 or 6 days a week, and she lives elsewhere. The housewives agree that Big Poppa is really into Kim. And to prove it, he comes to the set. We don't see him but host Andy Cohen remarks on the amorous embrace between the two. Kim's saved her money but is willing to shovel shit at Wendy's if she has to. To prove she's not a homebreaking mistress.
Sheree's says she thinks Kim's a mistress (hooker). Kim then goes on to describe the life of a mistress, not realizing she's describing her life. Whatever.
This week's reunion finale promises an appearance by Dwight Eubanks, my personal favorite Atlanta Housewife. And a performance of Tardy For The Party by Kim. Don't be late!
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