ONE OF THE MAVENS AT GO FUG YOURSELF, THAT CALM AT THE CENTER OF THE WEB'S EVERY FASHION STORM, WAS LUCKY enough to overhear a conversation between regal stage queen Cate Blanchett and the amateur Megan Fox.

We wouldn't believe the depth that transpired if we hadn't read it ourselves. So to give credit where credit's due, here's the tete a tete in its entirety as eavesdropped by GFY.

CATE BLANCHETT: No, see? I wear this color foundation because it matches the rest of my skin.

MEGAN FOX: Uh-huh.

CATE: No, truly. It blends. It blends IN. I look one uniform color, right? It appears natural. Your face is like an entirely different color than the rest of you, don't you see? It all ends at the middle of your…well, your Adam's apple area. There's a line there that oughtn't be there, I'm afraid. In fact, if I may give you some advice…may I, Megan?

MEGAN: Uh. I can't actually even believe you're speaking to me at all. So, yeah. Yes. You can. Please.

CATE: Well, it's rude to ignore ones seatmate. Anyway, what I was going tell you is that acting and make-up should both seem natural. Effortless. Do you understand what I'm telling you?

MEGAN: Yes? And mine are…not?

CATE: See! Knowing is half the battle! Now, shall we relax and just talk about our pretty dresses?

MEGAN:You are so nice!

CATE: Well, I am a great actress.

We appreciate the generosity of Heather and Jessica at Go Fug Yourself for giving us permission to reprint in its entirely.