Fight The Power! Protesting The Boy Backlash Against Sultry Megan Fox
STICKING UP FOR MEGAN, SORT OF
Fight The Power! Protesting The Boy Blackout Of Sultry Megan Fox
LET TODAY'S BOY BLACKOUT OF MEGAN FOX BE A LESSON FOR BIMBOS EVERYWHERE: This is what happens to hot girls who lazily rely on their tits and asses to amble through life.
The type of cads you attract? Beasts who beat their chests in public over their perceived prizes, then banish them when tired of the yapping. That is, until the next romp in the sack or another game of show-and-tell.
And while the silly little tool known as MEGA FOX professes to know what feminism is (Hint: It's not the equivalent of 'sleeping around'), we feel compelled to point out that the conspiracy to banish the Transformers' beauty today from men-centric websites is tantamount to kicking a girl out of bed who's just been jizzed all over.
We admit there's a strong urge to tie Megan and the "children should be seen and not heard" adage together. It's extremely annoying when little imps prattle on about nothing, stealing precious time when you just want them to sit quietly in their Sunday finery with hands folded.
But that goes for little boys, too, the most testosterone-laden of whom can be identified shortly after birth as resource stealers, the worst among them demanding more attention and time-outs than an entire class of girls put together.
Not that we're saying that the editors of the dozen men's sites -- such as Asylum, Ask Men and Double Viking, who've banished Megan from their pages today -- are all petulant alpha boys. (They wish.) Some sound perfectly rational.
"You can have too much of a good thing," AskMen.com's Editor-in-Chief James Bassil told New York Daily News. "We're joining in the media blackout and giving our readers a one-day reprieve from the woman we've been drowning in all summer."
But we can't help but ask: Who has done the drowning? Esquire, Empire, Maxim, GQ UK and Entertainment Weekly all have graced their covers with the 23-year-old transformed Southerner.
So we at Crabby are publishing all Megan all day long. And here's a special note to Fox and to all her sexy soulmates traveling life's Rock of Love bus: Better brush up on your vocabulary, grab a sweater, and maybe even taken a class or two. Because you're smokin' hot now, but March 5th never comes around again when you're all washed up at 40.
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