Plus Diane is all up on Pacey's junk so…yeah. Rumors taste great with a grain of salt I suppose.

Speaking of splits, or maybe slits, hasn't everyone seen Kate Gosslin's tummy tuck scar? Her "revenge" body is on the cover of both Us and InTouch. But what did she do that was so bad that she had to cut herself up like that?

And speaking of the Gosselins, that marriage is pretty much over. So done that there are photos of Kate kissing a fish! Charbroiled baby. Jon's got some other chippie on the side, and Kate's preparing to raise their brood on her own. Now those are some kids to feel sorry for. According to a report in Us, it takes six days to shoot a half hour episode and authorities are investigating whether the kids are overworked and exploited. I guess we really won't know until they get their own reality show in 15 years.

Lucky for me, I got home from my travel just in time to catch the premiere of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. Normally I skip reality TV, but I just can't resist this show. My vested interest is in seeing Heidi and Spencer Pratt get eaten by whatever man-eating animal is living in that jungle.

Oh how I hate Speidi, and their performances on this show are not helping their cause despite Spencer's claims that his “brand” is villain so he’s just maintaining that identity. But in a LOL interview with the first contestant kicked out of the jungle, comedian
Angela Shelton says of Spencer, "He's very unhinged. I'm trying to figure out how he passed the psych evaluation, and by what margin. …They're both crazy."

At the very least, Heidi and Spencer are the two stupidest, most self-involved jackasses to ever breathe air. It boggles my mind that he has the baaaaaaallllls to repeatedly tell America that he and his mentally challenged wife are “too rich and too famous” to have to camp in the jungle.

First of all, no one clubbed you over the head and dropped you in the jungle. (Dear NBC, please club these two over the head and drop them in a different jungle.) Second of all, Lou Diamond Phillips is a contestant. You will never be as famous as La Bamba, you sacks of rotting camel dicks!!! N-E-V-E-R.

The print tabs haven’t really covered the show yet but TMZ's all over it, and says Speidi has been nothing but trouble since the get-go. They tried to escape camp several times and finally succeeded. But then God showed them the error of their ways and they begged back on the show. Even the producers are fed up, with NBC's Paul Telegdy telling Ryan Seacrest that the couple are “everything that’s wrong with America.” That might mean something if NBC wasn’t paying the Pratts to be on TV.

On Thursday night's episode, Heidi and Spencer were told that if they wanted back in, they had to spend a night in isolation, in the same cabin of creepy-crawly horrors that sent them fleeing in the first place!

The results of their punishment won't be aired until next week but TMZ reports that Heidi was rushed to the hospital for a gastric ulcer after their ordeal, and now Spencer is threatening to sue NBC for torture!

Spencer twittered that they were "locked in a dark room for 3 days w no food or water," but TMZ is totally on Team NBC and their sources say it's all a load of crap. There were medics on the scene in case anything went wrong, they were only in isolation for 10 hours with food and water and they have the whole thing on tape. Suck it Spiedi.

The only thing keeping me from wishing they would just head back to The Hills is that I’m betting John Salley or Janice Dickenson will snap and spew serious crazy all over their asses. And that will be "must see TV."

Vegas is a gambler who always loses money on craps. She spends her time in Chicago with her husband, two cats and various artistic endeavors which are beginning to take up way too much space in her house and hard drive. Visit her blog at
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