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Mariah Carey Taunts Eminem On Her New Single 'Obsessed'

WOW. WHEN MARIAH CAREY MAKES A SONG DISSING your obsession with her, I think you've just lost all street credibility.

Mariah's firing back after Eminem's restraining-order worthy lyrics concerning his way-defunct "relationship" with Mariah on Relapse's Bagpipes from Baghdad.

In the song from his first album in four years, Em tells Carey's hubby Nick Cannon that he "better "back the f*ck up, I"m not playing, I want her back you punk."

Now Mariah turns up the heat in her new single Obsessed that she previewed on her website today at 4pm Eastern.

In the catchy song, Carey sings about a delusional suitor who's upset with her and is lying about numerous things including "sexing her."

Carey gets various barbs in, calling the rapper a "mom and pop" operation compared to her "corporation," and taunts that even if he was the "last man on earth, still couldn't get this."

Mariah also blames the boy's delusions on drug use. "You're delusional, boy, you're losing your mind," Carey sings. "It must be weed, it must be the E…Why are you so obsessed with me? Lying that you're sexing me."

Ouch. Is anyone else ROTFLMAO?

Shakenya Jackson boasts she is among Chicago's finest writers. She enjoys long walks in the park and dirty dishes.