So, imagine you and your ex being in a wildly successful band when he leaves Detroit, marries a model and starts a sort of all-star band instead.

Then YOU marry another rocker in your ex's backyard, sharing the stage with the bassist in your ex's newer bands, in a place totally not your home, totally not Detroit (where Jackson and Meg still live).

Keeping up? It gets trickier. I met Jackson and Meg briefly before they were dating, through former Von Bondies' member Marcie Bolen.

Bolen dated Jack White when he famously attacked the VB's frontman Jason Stollsteimer. Bolen also dated Jackson Smith, the now new husband to Jack's ex-wife. AND in my opinion, she looks like a mix between Meg White and Karen Elson.

Also, Jack White's newest project, another all-star band of sorts called Dead Weather includes Alison Mosshart of The Kills, the first band the Von Bondies toured with. And Jamie Hince of The Kills is dating a supermodel too -- serial rockstar dater Kate Moss

! Do you think any of this has to do with anything? I could go on like this forever, but I won't.

N. Stag is a graduate of the University of Michigan and winner of seven writing awards for fiction and fashion-writing. She has written for many websites and currently teaches English.