"My net worth fluctuates, and it goes up and down with markets and with attitudes and with feelings, even my own,'' he allegedly said in the deposition. At that time he also estimated his net worth as over $4 billion; maybe even as high as $6 billion counting his 'brand,' by which we think he's referring to his reputation for wearing comb-overs and uttering, "You're Fired." And if you think about it, those traits wouldn't seem to add monetary value to his name.

Generally speaking, I'm a pretty well-informed person and the only thing I know about The Donald is that he's been bankrupt several times, married thrice, recently helped Miss California Carrie Prejean retain her title after racy photos emerged, and is more showman than businessman.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the suit isn't tossed because I'm hoping to learn the secrets to increasing my value through "mental projections," which sounds like The Donald successfully practices The Secret, something I've been less than adept at.

We'll remain skeptical until a trial starts, or until at least The Donald "mentally projects'' a revised version of his "cotton candy comb-over."