REVENGE

Lutfi Vs. The Spears, Round Three

SAM LUTFI IS SUING BRITNEY SPEARS and her family for "libel, battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress," according to published reports. Oh, please, like this matted-up piece of Los Angeles sewage spillover has any feelings.

But apparently he does have a soiled credit record:TMZ.com is reporting that a lien was slapped on Lutfi's condo for $18,507.58 in debts, and that another credit card company claims he owes it $7,966.98. Lutfi has until February 10th to pay up or he'll lose his home.

Last Friday, Britney was granted a restraining order against Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib, barring them from having any contact with her, her parents or her kids. Wisely, Daddy Spears obtained the order after accusing Lutfi of harassment and "utter disregard for Ms. Spears's health and well being." Which is funny, because isn't that kind of what he and ex-wife Lynne Spears have been doing for years? I mean, you saw the damn book she wrote - Through the Storm: My Turn to Play the Martyr.

In his lawsuit, Lutfi points out "the book paints a damaging picture of him" as a lie, cheat, thief and drug-pusher.

The restraining order requires Lutfi, her former play boy Adnan Ghalib and attorney Jon Eardley to stay 250 yards away from Brit, her parents and kids. But here's the real "WOW!" -- the order also prohibits the three from "inducing or assisting another person to file legal pleadings'" on Brit's behalf. That's some heavy court intervention there. Does it strike anybody else that this case needs to be moved out of La La Land for a fair hearing?

Bottom line: the carnies surrounding Britney has brought douchebaggery to an art form. Why don't you all just cut her in half and get it over with?

Miz J, who works in advertising, has tons of opinions and a big mouth to broadcast them across the globe; however, the Internet saves her the trouble of yelling. Check out her blog at Miz J.