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Looking For Front Row, Center Seats To Britney's 'Circus'

By Miz J THE ARTWORK IS DEFINITELY OFF, and the track list is 60 minutes of pure WTF – but I’m just happy to see our girl Britney giving a rat’s ass about music again.

Now, granted, Womanizer isn’t exactly Hit Me Baby or even Break the Ice (both of which, by the way, are toe-tappin’ fun for a girls’ night out), but it’s clearly charmed several people. It’s the #1 song on iTunes right now, although I have to wonder if that’s because it’s good? (I’m still undecided; the word “womanizer” repeated that many times annoys the shit out of me.) Or is it because people just really, really, really want Britney to go back to being a pop tart pre-head-shaving and Sam Lutfi-fucking.

Side note: those extensions are hot stuff. I like this look – a hotter Jessica Simpson with better music. I mean, now that Britney’s back, can Jessica just fade to black? Let’s admit it: the poor simpleton is a sad imitation of BritBrit, who was too busy going off the deep end to make the hits.

I mean, really: Sweet Kisses?

Ah, fuck that, Britney’s Baby One More Time and Oops, I Did It Again are lackluster in lyrical quality, but the killer hooks practically bury Simpson’s career. (That, and the subsequent movies that Jessica’s put out – even Crossroads got released in the theater, whereas Major Movie Star waits for its big straight-to-DVD release party). Indeed, it’s Britney, bitches! All the way.

I am PSYCHED about this album, and hope she’s serious about the comeback this time. I can’t handle any more of Jessica’s Proactive-shilling, Pizza Hut-eating, bad jeans designing ass.

Britney, for real, girl – don’t let me down.

Miz J, who works in advertising, has tons of opinions and a big mouth to broadcast them across the globe; however, the Internet saves her the trouble of yelling. Check out her blog at Miz J.