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Convicting Britney Would Be The Real Scandal

By Miz J

SO HERE'S THE THING: I actually think authorities are considering slapping the cuffs on Britney for the wrong reason.

Folks, there are SO MANY other, better reasons to charge Britney Spears than with driving on an out-of-state driver’s license. Her fashion sense alone could get a mere mortal like you or I at least a year of constant ridicule, followed by six-months of probationary sideward glances from the public at-large.

But on Monday, a jury was still deliberating over whether -- because she did not have a California drivers’ license -- Spears would face a thousand-dollar fine and six months in jail due to her little fender-bender last year when she…ya know, wasn’t herself.

Jurors sent a note out to the judge early Monday saying that are unable to reach a unanimous verdict. Judge James Steele sent them back to work, saying, “I'm going to ask you to make another attempt to resolve whatever differences you have."

Look, I’m glad to see her getting her act together, both literally and figuratively speaking. I think it’s a big step in the right direction. But I also think that a lot of people are still skeptical, and refuse to give her even an inch. And isn’t that how this whole head-shaving mess started in the first place?

So, in the immortal words of Chrissy Crocker: Leave Britney ALONE! Anything else would be a real scandal.

Miz J, who works in advertising, has tons of opinions and a big mouth to broadcast them across the globe; however, the Internet saves her the trouble of yelling. Check out her blog at Miz J.