Will Newlyweds Jay-Z and Beyonce Last? Ask the Stars
C ONGRATS TO THE NEWLY BETROTHED RAPPER JAY Z AND SOUL SINGER BEYONCE KNOWLES. People reported last evening that the couple tied the knot in front of 30 close friends and relatives at Jay-Z's TriBeCa apartment. Onlookers included former Destiny's Child girlfriends Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, who posted a goofy YouTube video Thursday night from New York's Four Seasons Hotel, and fellow big Apple resident Gwyneth Paltrow. Some were reporting that George Clooney may have attended. We are sure the affair was luxe as Jay Z, a.k.a. Shawn Corey Carter, is a man with impeccable taste. All you need to do to know that is look at his gorgeous wife.
Because Crabby sadly couldn't be at the swank affair, she did the next best thing: she looked into the marriage's future with the help of the stars. And I'm sorry to say that if you believe in this stuff, the marriage between this Virgo (her) and Sagitarius (him) looks exciting and passionate though not necessarily permanent. A rundown of the astrological aspects:
Their Suns Square
According to the instant chart delivered at CafeAstrology.com, with this combination "a lot of energy is wasted in having to explain yourselves to each other. Misunderstandings are frequent, and they are draining." There is "certainly enough conflict to ruin a whole day, if not a whole life. If at first the relationship is charming and agreeable, it will quickly end up disharmonious and life together will become unbearable. If one of the two does not make an effort, or does not find a compromise, it leads irrevocably to a breakup." Yikes!
Their Moons Square too!
This aspect suggests "passions that could well lead to conflicts, even violent ones not only verbal but also, unfortunately, sometimes physical." We don't want to believe this at all!
Her Moon Conjuncts His Mercury
This is supposed to be an "ideal aspect for a couple, as they will have lots of interests and projects in common, and they will understand each other well. There is a mental rapport that sometimes borders on the telepathic." This contradicts the earlier squares, but relationships are complicated!
Her Moon Conjuncts his Saturn
A positive aspect that will "lead their lives together, with the Moon (Beyonce) bringing fantasy to Saturn (Jay Z), who is sometimes too austere but whose other qualities (which the Moon does not possess) are appreciated. Two people whose difference in character is made to complement each other." Good news! And do we imagine seeing this from afar?
Her Jupiter Sextiles His Sun
"Here is a couple you like to be with. They are charming, agreeable and know how to entertain their friends generously and warmly. They go well together, and love each other in a discrete and sincere way, and appreciate the joys of life together." Finally some good news! But wait...
Her Mars Square His Saturn
"It is very challenging for such a union to be happy, but if it progresses, it could easily become unbearable! Both parties must be committed to happiness in order for this to work." Dangit, make up your mind stars!
Her Uranus Conjucts his Saturn
This combination links "invention and originality with common sense and thoughtfulness. They might do great things together."
Her Venus Trines His Mars
"This is a union that is particularly based on physical understanding, passionate love. There is a lot of affection between them, and they need to express it physically. Plenty of attraction here." So there'll be lots of good make-up sex after the predicted storms?
Her Pluto Trines His Mars
"Enormous physical passion. The sexual attraction is intense and insistent. They want to be around each other as much as possible. Their sexual relationship evolves with time, instead of dissolves."
So there you have it. A typical, complicated, multi-layered, befuddling, contradictory, shocking, fun, physical marriage! Let's all keep our fingers crossed for them.
Posted April 5, 2008
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