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Bossman's Edict: Watch More Porn
hen I’m not lounging around watching the flotsam and jetsam of reality TV, I watch porn.
I’ve seen some of the dirtiest, nastiest porn out there (oh, those Germans), just short of bestiality (which is just plain weird).
But I get paid to do it. And I watch it in the office probably a lot like yours, except we produce a porn website. Terms like watersports, anal tulip, bareback and squirt are thrown out at our weekly meetings with straight faces. Different positions, toys and bondage equipment are discussed.
Also, as in typical offices, we surf the web during the day. Do a little shopping, catch up on the latest moves by McCain and Obama, watch snippets of a video on YouTube.
Well, all that has to stop. A memo today from our boss stated that we were spending too much time surfing outside sites.
He said that we get lost in YouTube and MySpace and, like, waste time. Heavens! So all extraneous surfing is out… unless it’s another porn site.
Yes, we’ve been encouraged to view even more porn than we already watch. But I don't think he meant “2girls1cup.”
SexyChattyCatty comments at CrabbyGolightly.com on TV, America's favorite snack food.
Posted August 21, 2008
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