Are They For Real? The Creepy Parents Who Want to Put Their Kids on TV
NO BETTER CAUTIONARY TALE EXISTS ABOUT TURNING OFFSPRING INTO MEAL TICKETS than the one released yesterday from UCLA's funny farm. The poor little rich girl Brit has been raised on the adoring and leering glances of strangers since she was a tween. And we all can see how that turned out for her.
So what else to conclude about Kevin Federline and Denise Richards' parenting skills other than "rotten" when you hear that they plan to star their children in reality TV shows? Can you spell N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-T-S?
Gossips have reported that Charlie Sheen's ex-wife was foaming at the mouth over the chance to star in a reality TV vehicle with her two toddler girls, Sam and Lola. The show would highlight the single parent life in La La Land. Dad Charlie fought the plans in court but apparently even the judges in La La Land are tainted by the water and the court ruled in Denise's favor. Fast forward 20 years: Wanna bet that Sam and Lola feel so empty when the cameras aren't around that they pick up with paparazzi?
And what to say of the revelation that Kevin Federline was planning to star in his own single parent reality show with sons Sean and Jayden as props. I guess that's no surprise since his purpose for being seems parasitic in nature. (Brit marriage + rap career + divorce + custody battle + reality show = parasite.) One would think that his front-row seat to the madness would dissuade him from such folly. But, no, it apparently just puts it on the back burner of his mind. In all seriousness, God help those two boys.
The news of Federline's paused show comes just days after supposed great daddy Larry Birkhead visited Anna Nicole's grave with baby Dannielynn. Tongues are tsk, tsking over Birkhead's transformation into yet another parental golddigger. But maybe he always was. Maybe America just likes to root for the good-looking guy.
Posted February 7, 2008
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