Celeb News Redux for Bite-Size Attention Spans
WHILE CRABBY FOCUSES ON OTHER BUSINESS for future publication, here's a quick roundup of the eye-catching headlines.
Hip Hop mogul Jay_Z may be about to commit to life-long monogamy: word is he and Beyoncé Knowles have applied for a marriage license in Scarsdale, New York. Congrats in advance!
Hollywood's fixer-to-the stars is now accused of offering murder among his services in the latest testimony in the federal criminal case against P.I. Anthony Pellicano. For some reason Crabby isn't surprised.
The Tonight Show's Jay Leno is in hot water with homosexuals for asking guest Ryan Phillipe to give him is "gayest look," whatever that means. "Wow, that is so something I don't want to do," responded Phillipe. Good call, Ryan.
More fallout for Princess Diana's former butler Paul Burrell, who was considered the princess' "rock" while serving the royal court. But now Burrell's been tagged "rather a porous rock" by the judge presiding over the inquest into Diana's death. Seems Burrell is accused of cashing in his affiliation with Diana and being less than truthful to the court.
Madonna continues to trade what little is left of her private life in exchange for attention to her upcoming release, Hard Candy. In addition to the cover of May's Vanity Fair, the material girl also talks about sex and Blackberries in next month's Elle magazine. Once again she show's nothing too sacred to sell.
And, finally, a reminder to check out a new blog that Crabby is extremely jealous of called Hey, Be Us!, which one friend compares to Jezebel, but Crabby thinks is edgier and better written. That Natasha V.C. is going places.
Posted April 2, 2008
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