Ashlee Who? Pete What? Why Is This On My News Page?
GOSSIPS WERE ALL ATWITTER THIS WEEKEND OVER THE TRADING OF VOWS BETWEEN two California yokels by the first names of Ashlee (The Spelling is sooo Valley Girl!) and Pete. To which Crabby says: Huh? Don't know them, don't care. But in the general interest of marital longevity I sure hope they did the California equivalent of Catholicism's Pre Cana, even if came while sipping appletinis at the Ivy.
It's understandable that news outlets would deliver word that America's favorite talk-show host Ellen DeGeneres is getting hitched to girlfriend Portia de Rossi now that California's highest court has made it legal for gays to marry.
Also tolerable is the gushing over the whirlwind romance and marriage between bona-fide diva Mariah Carey and her temporary boy-toy Nick Carter. Mimi, as crazy as she is, is "the most successful selling female artist in music history," and is barreling down on the The Beatles' record of having the most chart-topping singles. (Beatles, 20; Mimi, 18.) Congrats to the lovesick couple!
All Crabby knows about Ashlee has something to do with 1) a nose job; 2) a bustier sister; and 3) lip-syncing. As for Pete, he sings or something? I don't know and haven't cared enough to find out. Which is good; marriage is hard enough when you're true superstars. Let's hope for their marriage's sake the little couple stays below the radar.
Posted May 19, 2008
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