Seeking Celebrity Rescue For My News-Addled Mind
LAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! NA NA NA NA! ZZZ! ZZZ! ZZZ! ZZZZ!
MUST ...BLOCK...OUT ...THE... NOISE ...AROUND... ME.
Congressional leaders are going to try to pass -- yes -- the WALL STREET BAILOUT -- again on Wednesday. Good luck with that. The absence of leadership from our presumed next president Barack Obama is becoming increasingly noticeable. I haven't believed the hype for a minute but at this point I'm praying that he really is the next messiah.
BLAH BLAH, LA LA LA LA, TICK TOCK. CAN'T...HEAR...ANYTHING.
Dems and Republicans take turn blaming each other for the failed bailout. News photos Tuesday are thankfully devoid of photos of Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank and a new crew of Dems took stage to annouce a new vote.
What's the rush? The DOW recovered 500 points from Monday's dive to 777. Where will Dennis Kuchinich be on Friday when we'll need him most? THANK God I was too busy to stare at George Bush's monkey face al day on the web.
SHHH BLA BLAB LA ZZZZ. CAN'T ...COPE...POWERLESS ...TO... CHANGE...ANYTHING.
WAIL! WAH! FADING TO BITTER.
Wait! Did you hear about the judge who dissed Sharon Stone for wanting to Botox her son's smelly feet? Wow, that's crazy! And she seemed so normal, except when she was on the big screen showing her twat. But that was ACTING, right?
Oh, my gawd! Janet Jackson had to be rushed to the hospital! No one's saying what landed her there. The news is all hush-hush, just some comment from an anonymous source saying her body ain't what it used to be. So who's is?
AHHHH...WHOOSH...FEELING MUCH CALMER NOW.
And aren't rumors still buzzing about a sex tape with Britney and her ex-sociopathic pap? The one who's getting divorced now? Wow, that poor girl has gone through enough, don't cha think? Poor, poor Britney.
But at least her house isn't getting foreclosed on, huh? Lucky girl.
Posted October 1, 2008
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