Lynn and Jamie Spears: Golddiggers of the Worst Sort
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT SHAVING
YOUR BLONDE LOCKS IN FRONT OF CAMERAS IS A PERFECTLY SANE THING TO DO when you want to fuck with
your photog tormentors? Without fail, the media refers to Britney's self mutilation as
"bizarre," yet to my mind the act was the drowning popster's desperate signal that La La Land
was becoming too much to bear and wanted out of the game.
Let's be clear: Britney is delusional, but not all of that comes from bipolar disorder or
multiple personality or whatever diagnosis du jour in the media. It comes from
formative years in front of the camera and living in La La Land, the land of make-believe. And
that's a dangerous place to be without real friends and family to rely on. And as TMZ's reported, Britney was asking that very question while locked
in a padded room: "Who is my family?"
Is it the momma who kept secret and then sold the story
that Brit's little sister was pregnant to a tabloid for an unspecified amount? Is it the
momma who was thinking of getting her nails done
on the day her daughter was committed? Is it the parents that befriended TV's favorite faux
Dr. Phil and then had him intervene just days before Lynn Spears was scheduled for a TV appearance? Yup,
that's her sad ass family.
Which is why I'm rooting for Lutfi and attorneys from Trope and Trope to convince the court today that
someone other than the Spears' family ought to be appointed conservator of Brit's estate. Because history shows that Britney's parents don't know what's best for their
children.
Posted February 3, 2008
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